Probably the best photograph I’ve ever taken of some ducks.

I think my favourite spam email at the moment is the one that says I've won a tractor.

Me: Would you say you’ve been struck by a Lourve criminal? French Detective: You’re under arrest

Besides which, the Butchulla people have asked that island tourism be limited to small groups with a cultural guide, but the government would rather shoot the dingoes instead. 🙃

I think my favourite spam email at the moment is the one that says I've won a tractor.

STOP LETTING TOURISTS GO TO K'GARI AND THEY'LL STOP GETTING BITTEN BY DINGOES THERE.

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!** That's actually a lie. It's not exactly new. Well, this version is. It's a repost of an old video I really like. Partly because I just wanted to share it again and partly because I haven't had time to assemble a new YouTube offering, yet. youtu.be/9ncsoVZG-SA?...

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!** That's actually a lie. It's not exactly new. Well, this version is. It's a repost of an old video I really like. Partly because I just wanted to share it again and partly because I haven't had time to assemble a new YouTube offering, yet. youtu.be/9ncsoVZG-SA?...

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Feel like this is skipping steps. Remembering marginalised folks *exist* would be a start

Lexapro packet should come with a paper crown and a joke

**NEW SHORT OUT TODAY!!** I went for a walk around Moama, and I took some photos of some flowers, birds, and cool stuff. youtube.com/shorts/JyWQ9...

**NEW SHORT OUT TODAY!!** I went for a walk around Moama, and I took some photos of some flowers, birds, and cool stuff. youtube.com/shorts/JyWQ9...

Correct answer

You see officer, my husband kept insisting that custard is a sauce, and I guess I just blacked out...

He has never once said that before today.

He has never once said that before today.

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**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!** OMFG YAY! I have some very exciting news! Some of you will already know, but... youtu.be/8baX4cfHxgc?...

New profile piccy.

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You don’t honour the dead by lying about who they were

Look at my heckin’ husband

I had it as a child, so my immune system got built up. Of course, those were the days when people didn't realise a vaccine might be needed.

New profile piccy.

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Jacky, my dog-sister, had a haircut and now she looks like a skinny seal.

"Who knew ducks could be such dedicated groupies? This cat's got its own feathered fan club, and they're not just quacking about it—they're following every step! Looks like the cat's been promoted from hunter to hype man!" 🦢🐈‍⬛😅 #humor #birds #birbs #cats #Caturday #caturdayeveryday #caturdayeve

I got a new binder. It's actually comfortable?? But it still works??? I'm so fucking happy! 😭

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GRUMPYE TEENAGE SHAKESPEARE: "Thys ys just a stage, son." "ALL THE WORLDE YS A STAGE, DAD!!!! UGH!'

Add to this list "It's just a gun ban" for a country famous for letting everyone have a gun. Read the poem, you are all next, it is just the trans folk are first.

Ooh. What could it be?!

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!** OMFG YAY! I have some very exciting news! Some of you will already know, but... youtu.be/8baX4cfHxgc?...

Knock knock Who’s there Interrupting chair Interrupting chair wh- CHAAAIIIR

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Does Alexandra understand that the convicts from those fleets would be around 260 years old?

Do you like potatoes? Maybe you will like this video, too. 😌💖

Do you like potatoes? Maybe you will like this video, too. 😌💖

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!** IT'S FINALLY HEEEERRRREEEE! 🎉 Episode 4 of Cooking with Husband, in which you can't actually hear Husband at all, so you'll just have to believe me that he's very funny. youtu.be/NtQVB2XWYl0?...

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!** IT'S FINALLY HEEEERRRREEEE! 🎉 Episode 4 of Cooking with Husband, in which you can't actually hear Husband at all, so you'll just have to believe me that he's very funny. youtu.be/NtQVB2XWYl0?...

Great, so this is what you get when ICE deports all the service workers.

Bob Katter: We don't want violent immigrants who won't obey the law. Also Bob: threatens to assault a journalist for asking about his Lebanese heritage (his grandfather was Lebanese). #auspol #abc730

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For too long the world of theological magazines and leaflets has been utterly dominated by slick corporate mass produced hatred. It's time for inclusive Christians to lean into the long Queer history of underground printing, zine making, resource sharing, and other such physical tangible activism.

Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.

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