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If Vance gets excommunicated, I'll give up meat on Friday for a year.

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time. H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

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there are boring Stalin-style cults of personality and then there's your country being run by a guy who's a cult leader in more like a David Koresh sense

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

When soundtracks were released properly

Wife has a work thing tonight and my kid asked me to break out the Technics and do some beat juggling so it's been a lot of Chicago house up in here tonight.

Here is another for ya!

I was lucky to see him spin twice in person. Once in Baltimore and another time in Virginia Beach. In VB he had the 7” 1200s. Wonder what happened to them…

I’m still in awe over all the dumb fuck law firms, tv networks, and universities that caved to Trump. More or less everyone who has stood up to Trump has won and everyone who didn’t has suffered an endless series of humiliations.

every now and then the TV people scream the quiet part and expose the intensely sociopathic culture coursing through corporate media

We can’t unring the bell of an American president threatening to do genocide

The matter-of-fact way she asks what investors should do if Trump destroys Iran. Absolutely wild. "Let's talk about tonight, this deadline that President Trump has set 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"

LOLEMITE. We pull shark, striper, and crab pots out of that bitch. You out of towners are softer than baby shit.

youtu.be/fVbpA-BuSdU?... Now if you're from Uptown Brooklyn bound The Bronx, Queens, or Long Island Sound Even other states come right and exact It ain't where ya from It's where ya at

@dartadams.bsky.social @eddiestats.bsky.social @deuceto7.bsky.social @craigsj.bsky.social #HipHop #Rap #1990s

My first story for The Source in 1991 was on PRT. That was fun and exciting.

vibes youtu.be/t4QsNO8S9HA?...

Newspapers having rules against quoting profanities is so, so, stupid. Show the world how people speak and write. You report on war, murder, violence etc, and you are scared to put "fuck" in an article?

NAME A CLASSIC 90s ALBUM THAT'S NOT FROM NIRVANA, PEARL JAM, OR ALICE IN CHAINS. This app blows for music.

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He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

“I can’t pay no doctor bills, but whitey’s on the moon.”

youtu.be/4Uf_l80Na5A?... Heads know.

Vance finna pull a power move.

Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

OK guys, don't forget we all get our gorilla and chimp masks ready for when the Artemis crew return.

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Türkiye is gonna play their last game in LA, against the US. No one thought this through, huh. Of all the cities for the Turks to play in 😬😬😬

It continues to be the funniest thing in the world that the Bluesky team made good functional user-friendly social media that isn’t riddled with ads and Nazis and they fucking hate it. They hate the site, they hate the users, they would all rather be doing literally anything else than this

Now you see... that's good writing.

This is also how Rahm Emanuel covers up a police shooting.

Wouldn’t it be fun to see someone in the WH press ask him how can he spend this amt of money on golfing when ppl in this county are struggling to pay for groceries & gas.

me and my friends would have killed this with hammers I can tell you that much

no one wants this

really can't be said enough that this case was decided by the same court that decided plessy v. ferguson. if they could have found a plausible rationale to limit birthright citizenship they would have done it. but there is none! the text is as clear as constitutional language can be.

#NoKings Nashville

If one single Republican dismisses the protests today as "paid protesters" or "crisis actors" I hope the journalist does their damn job and says, "Oh yeah, well WHO is paying them and HOW MUCH are they being paid and HOW are those payments happening and also SHOW THE DAMN RECEIPTS THEN."

Giving my wife my Saint Paul jacket so I can be represented at the No Kings protest while I stay home with the children.

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