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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

the median voter wants no taxes & no debt but still healthcare & pensions, they want clean energy, clean water, cheap beef, & cheap gas, & they want a bruising take-no-prisoners military that embraces lesbians & furries & single moms without threatening anyone's masculinity

the most important thing in 2028 is electing someone who is a true believer in the project of dismantling right-wing power. if you don't get that, then nothing else will matter very much.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.

I think I’m at “we need to have this conversation in person” levels of what I would like to do in response recent events

“it is illegal for you not to like me”

The Bears a make-a-wish kid before they get moved to Gary

Wtf was Nixon doing genuinely

Evergreen.

Are you fucking kidding me

Jordan Love Ewing theory

Breaking: Judge Dugan ACQUITTED on Count One, convicted on Count 2.

U.S. v. Dugan: We have a VERDICT.

Judge Adelman proposes instructing the jury that Dugan needs to know the identity of the subject of the warrant. Prosecutors object. Judge Adelman rules for the defense: The "defendant needed to know the identity of the subject of the warrant." Dugan stands, smiles broadly

Extra insulting to hear this nonsense about an immutable gender binary coming from a guy who looks like the SNL "It's Pat" character

Never doubted them for a second (was doubting the entire game)

Can’t say we didn’t try

made this so you guys can stop sharing that AI slop one

Spineless pieces of shit. Shut down the government for absolutely nothing. Fuck you.

The more democratic elements of the American constitutional and economic order are actually throwing up road blocks to Trumpism. Protests and boycotts and low level courts and juries and cetera. Elite actors on the other hand are all too frequently caving. Fascinating study in who actually cares!

@danshafer.bsky.social brand still strong, even on Bluesky

SAL

Brian Anderson back

FLY THE ASS

If we make the NLCS, do they give us Brian Anderson back?

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again. We can't let them win.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Losing 102.1 to fucking Christo-fascist music is such bullshit

starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

I hate whining about the refs but you’ve gotta be kidding me

Watching Jerry Jones suffer is a nice cherry on top

Send him to The Hague

Who’s fault is it when there are this many blocked kicks

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Racine transit director Trevor Jung is running for state Senate seat targeted by Democrats

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Wordle 1,546 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Icing our own kicker is good

Which international pop star is Tucker Kraft going to date when he becomes the best tight end in the league?

At least it was a doink so it was fun

The fuck is miller extra light

The Brewers just posted this photo of 7-foot Myles Turner and 5-foot-7 Caleb Durbin at the Packers game