Uh no...we definitely realize it.

The only regime change I’m interested in is the removal of our felon president who never should have been allowed to run for re-election in the first place.

Microsoft Word autocorrecting (c) to the copyright symbol is so annoying. I guarantee there are more people citing statutes than there are using that copyright symbol. And yes, I know I can delete the autocorrect entry. But I don’t feel I should have to. And I feel like whining about it.

And in doing so put both Lamborghini and the color lavender on the map.

I really need Kyle Richards to stop using Siri to call people on her phone. Every episode my Siri tries to respond to her.

A decade in, and I’m convinced he still has never read the Constitution in full.

So if the announcement of the tariffs was so-called Liberation Day, what is today called?

Muppet Fight Club the only human is Edward Norton

Lucky me. I got tix.

Things that would be better indicators than the DOW: 1) the # of people w/out medical insurance; 2) the # of bankruptcies caused largely by medical debt; 3) the # of homeless people; 4) the # of people experiencing food insecurity. If these aren’t as low as possible, we are not succeeding.

I wish all living US Presidents the day they deserve.

Update: we decided to be each other’s valentines 🥰

May or may not have a boy cooking dinner for me tonight 🤭

Not the c*nt montage 🤣 Ugh I guess I watch RHOBH now. Boz and Rachel Zoe have rejuvenated the franchise.

I hate to be sombrer o’ bad news.

Happy anniversary everybody

lol they really picked the wrong one. Also, is that Pink MAGA Threesome lady running DHS socials? Because that would actually be kinda funny.

🥳

Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues are great and all, but some of y’all never watched Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 and it shows. James Van Der Beek at his most iconic. RIP but also “arrigato hey.”

Today’s workout brought to you by: Fever with a Golden chaser #kylie

So the Hevy alert chime is basically the Grindr notification sound?

What is … the Bible?

I truly don’t think he understands how government works on any functional level. His narcissism only allows him to think of himself, so he lacks understanding that congressional testimony has nothing to do with an indictment. And this idiot got elected TWICE?!? Shut it down.

I can’t fix all of my problems rn but I can fix my anterior pelvic tilt!

Other than being told I’m supposed to care about it, I don’t think anything in my life has ever been impacted by whether someone immigrated here legally or illegally. I’m sure it’s my own naïveté and/or privilege, but what’s the big deal? Why shouldn’t we welcome people into the US?

And I’ll add that the Constitution was ratified by the states, so Tr*mp has it fully backwards. The federal government is the agent of the states, and all governments under the US Constitution are agents of THE PEOPLE.

Today’s hat patch

Today’s hat patch selection

I got up and did yoga before work. Please clap.

Take nudes of yourself today in honor of Catherine O'Hara

This is gutting. She brought many laughs to my life. May she rest in peace 😢

If we want to play this game then let’s talk about the Computer Matching Act violations almost certainly committed by DOGE.

Do better @michaelhobbes.bsky.social. #JusticeForCristinMilioti

When I think of that image of Ilhan Omar squared up to defend herself and punch her attacker, my brain immediately juxtaposes it with the image of Josh Hawley running away on January 6.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Bovino out at CBP. Eat shit, Pocket Nazi. I hope you know no peace.

TIL that Busy Phillips and Michelle Williams are real-life BFFs and I don’t know why but I just love that information.

@JointChiefsOfStaff

I don’t care if they committed a crime or not, the government shouldn’t be killing people. Full stop.

One of the few good things about this overconnected society we live in. Literal and figurative BDE.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

I just … y’all … fuck this. Everything about this.

Maybe the real peace prize was the wars he didn’t start along the way?

Good for al gore

Respondent’s counsel in this Cook SCOTUS oral argument is shady af … here for it. Name checking Loper Bright and unitary executive theory had me cackling.

If you have the bandwidth for a book that will make your blood boil while providing valuable context for the current global moment … please allow me to recommend The New Confessions of an Economic Hitman by John Perkins. Spoiler alert: capitalism and the United States are the bad guys.

Red states: your Messiah has spoken. You should cancel your elections. Blue states: keep scrolling. Have a lovely day.

Abolishing ICE is my conservative position. Holding ICE accountable is a centrist position.

Realizing my posting has been real heavy lately due to *gestures vaguely*. So allow me to lighten the mood of my feed: 💡💡💡💡💡