TRENDS IN CISGENDER CONVENTIONAL WISDOM 1991 Clarice Starling: "There's no correlation in the literature between transsexualism and violence. Transsexuals are very passive." 2025 Trump Jr. "Transgender movement is the most violent domestic terror threat in America, probably the entire world..."

Stop acting like there’s anything you can do to make sure Dad doesn’t get mad and hit you. Dad is going to hit you. You could clean your room top to bottom, get all A’s, cook him dinner and mow the lawn; if he wants to hit you, he’s going to fucking hit you.

"wHaT iF u wEre qUEeR iN GaZa?!!!" I'd be getting starved to death by Israel, that's what.

The number of trans people in America is greater than the entire population of each of 11 states.

Because #bluesky needed more baby goats... You're welcome... ☺️

"Nazis simply do not do well in a fair fight. Fascism is a coward's ideology that attracts weak people who want to feel strong." -Margaret Killjoy

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever looked at someone with an expression of pure disdain while wearing a red lip?

DEMOCRATS: These are the times that try men's souls. Where decisions made will be written in stone. Where one day our grandchildren will ask what choices we made in the face of ultimate evil, and they are choices that will forever be. ALSO DEMOCRATS: Think they could fill a TACO full of COVFEFE?!!

people these days care more about "labubu" and "lafufu" than "jesusu".

Dear followers if you successfully bully Hollywood into financing my movie I will wear a fursuit to the Oscars.

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. If you are upset about a female Jem'Hadar in the 32nd Century, you understood the Jem'Hadar storyline like a Pakled. This is the logical progression from where we left them & the Dominion. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #StarTrek #Sisko197

Reminder that South Park can occasionally do good things but on the whole, sucks shit and bears plenty of responsibility for why we’re here. No, I will not be watching, thank you.

I'm sorry, but it bears repeating and will for some time, I am sick and fucking tired of breathing the same fucking air as these Trumper pieces of shit.

Meatwad is one of the greatest characters ever created and it's time we started acting like it.

Hulk Hogan is the Harry Potter of wrestlers. You're an adult and you need to admit he always sucked.

Jesse Ventura was going to refill his Viagra but now doesn't need to.

*Hulk Hogan tries to walk into Heaven* ST PETER: That doesn't work for me, brother...

Any man can be a father but those men make you go find a Daddy how does this saying go?

I jerked him now

And then Satan said to Trans Puppygirl Jesus, "I will give you all the treats you see before you, if you only sit, stay, and let me take you for walkies."

Hey but for real what is gender to most cis people other than a series of limits they don't have to obey but choose to and resent?

As for me and my house, we shall worship Trans Puppygirl Jesus.

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

Never forget that Ozzy Osbourne straight up pissed on the Alamo. lol

Pam Bondi is aging like a bowl of homemade, non-preservative laden guacamole on an unshaded picnic table. I hope supporting absolute evil was worth a Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven-ass face, you One Ring-carrying bitch.

Why do transphobes always say shit on my videos like "This made me vomit blood."? Bro, I'm not your mommy. I don't give a fuck if you suffer. 🤷‍♀️

As depressed as I can get about the state of things, I am truly grateful to be able to live my life in a way that I am exposed to artists exploring concepts like “Puppygirl Jesus.” I award this post the Nobel Prize for Literature. What a time to be alive.

I don't believe in "converting" to Catholicism. I'm sorry, did YOU grow up getting told since you were a toddler that you're a piece of shit and the only way to make you worthwhile is if you tortured God and now you're an adult with kinks that would make the Devil blush? No? THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

Go up to the most progressive cis person you know and say, "I am nonbinary from the binary between binary and nonbinary" and just see what they do.

Okay red hot take but straight weddings should not be allowed to have groomsmen. They contribute nothing but embarrassment. This feels good to say.

My favorite genre of art is the artist doesn't realize they are telegraphing their kink but TOTALLY is.

If you wouldn't bang the 46 year old mombod Jennifer Love Hewitt you have strayed so far from God you don't even know you're lost.

Men are like, "If you don't marry me, you'll be an unfuckable hag at 35! So spend your life with me, the man who thinks you'll be an unfuckable hag at 35!"

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

Colbert's cancellation is....................PRECISELY the nightmare free speech situation comics have been railing against for decades. It's why they justified punching down as hard as they possibly could. Because it was worth it, you see, because it would keep something like this from happening.

Some of y'all really do assume the most bad faith interpretations of everyone on here. Still not going back to the other site, but god damn lol.

“Dear Estate of Frank Herbert, Did the Bene Gesserit ever build kink dungeons where they point the gom jabbar up your butthole and make you stick your dick in the pain box? Please attend to this matter at your earliest opportunity.”

Regarding Gavin Newsom on trans issues (and I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything): Obama did the same thing on gay marriage. When he was campaigning, he wiffle-waffled and said bullshit like, "Yeah, I dunno, but GOD...blahblahblah." And he ended up being the first president to support it.

Fifi Dosch's humility is inspiring. She's really great about checking her Innate Incredibleness Privilege.

Elmo got hacked and posted anti-semitic slurs. Maybe Jordan Peterson will stop feuding with him now.

Okay hot take but this photo is worse than the Epstein list.

this is a teeny, tiny, teeny-tiny ask. it is not "purity politics" or whatever nonsense you wanna throw at it. it's basic. if you can't commit to this you pose a present danger to marginalized people, which means you can't complain if you don't get somebody's vote.

Ngl it's kinda odd watching sitting Congressman publicly joking about their supporters assassinating other politicians when I'm old enough to remember Howard Dean ruining his entire career because he once said, "YEAH!" kinda weird.

I might not have a blue check mark, but we're ALL verified to Jesus. ✝️

*eating chips* I dunno, man. Probably a bad idea to campaign on taking down a pedophile ring you're a part of.

not wanting to "do discourse" but compelled by conscience to say that Gavin Newsom accepting right-wing framing of gender-affirming care and trying to position himself as some Solomon of hard choices is bullshit. care is care. the people who need it and the people who provide it are the experts

Hey yall! Your girl Fifi wrote and performed her very own Star Trek DS9 comedy fan episode about a trans girl Ferengi who's living her best life not being allowed to wear clothes or earn profit! This turned out really funny and fun, and I'd love for you to check it out!

It is actually really weird how so many men refuse to enjoy any media that doesn't have violence in it. What are you a monster, bro?