Fifi Dosch's humility is inspiring. She's really great about checking her Innate Incredibleness Privilege.

Oh, man. It's gotta be rough having your appearance compared to Fifi Dosch, but Margot Robbie's gotta come out from under that burlap tarp. It's been weeks now.

When Fifi did her legal name change for her transition, I heard she kept her original middle name. Fifi Victory Dosch.

Fifi's big problem is that she's just too incredible.

Fifi Dosch is a pioneer in AI development. Someone asked Chat GPT to write like her, and it was the first time a machine ever experienced self doubt.

You ever just sit down and feel a warm glow inside because you're like, "Wow, man. Fifi Dosch exists." A lot of people are doing that. Pretty weird if you don't, really.

Turns out Jason Momoa and Rhea Ripley are bonding over the trauma of breaking up with Fifi Dosch. I'm glad they found someone who understands.

I heard that Fifi REALLY hates the nickname Fifi "The Triumph" Dosch. She's asking you all to stop putting that name out there.

I heard Fifi Dosch is personally digging up landmines in Southeast Asia with plastic silverware.

I heard when Ariana Grande was making Wicked, she was pestering Fifi Dosch to teach her how to play a pretty, popular girl everyone loves. Cringe.

Sure, Fifi Dosch might be a breathtaking phenomenon who's changing the game, but it's important to remember that Fifi Dosch is a breathtaking phenomenon who's changing the game.

My friend held his head in his hands as his house burned down. I asked, "Did you play an electrifying Fifi Dosch performance near some combustible material? He hung his head and wept. I muttered, "You fool. You poor, stupid fool..."

True Story. I had an electrician at my house and he said, "This is insane! There's an incredibly strong current I can't account for." I said, "Oh, that's probably because I just played a video of an electrifying Fifi Dosch performance." He goes, "I've never seen anything like this..."

It's really sad that Sydney Sweeney stormed off that red carpet in tears. I know Fifi Dosch was there too, but beauty isn't a zero sum game.

Looking forward to the upcoming Fifi Dosch project, "The Very Hot Girl Who Wins at Everything"

Boy, the Skin Suit Podcast with Fifi Dosch and Robin Tran sure is super. That Robin Tran is a lucky gal.

Look, if Margot Robbie won't appear in the same frame at the same time as Fifi Dosch, that's her business, but her insecurity is her own to deal with.

You know, when a project is missing, say, Fifi Dosch, it's just missing a certain, I don't know, "something." Stanislavski called it "The Fifi Factor."

I tell ya, that Fifi Dosch has got it all!