My fridge keeps freezing things that touch the back wall And I don’t know how it happens but every time i buy a new tub of yogurt it ends up back there and frozen fucking solid Now i like frozen yogurt on occasion but not when its my fucking autism kibble food because it never thaws correctly

fun fact, there is a Myst location in the Middlesex Fells

Depluralize a movie Hole

I wisj i lived in a world where Dogs talked

I recently learned that girl Ranma's voice actress and the original actor for Gomez Addams have the same birthday. So I felt inspired to draw something silly.

Peter Thiel teams up with controversial, transmisogynistic peasant and disgraced cleric, Katie Tightpussy, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

Ranma and Akane❤️ I hope you like it😊 #ranma #らんまアニメ #Rankane

You! Yes you! … I haven’t forgotten about you Say hi if you’d like I’m going to say hi back in thr morning

mr giancola!!??!!!!

Chappell Roan could kick me in the nuts and I’d make a public statement thanking her for it I would also be very impressed that she somehow managed to rematerialized my testicles purely for the sake of crushing them… but such is the way of powerful women

Why do daylight hours seem to fly by so quickly while night time hours seem to crawl at a snail’s pace?

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

Forgot my adderall cause I’m sick and slept through my time to take it Trying to power through to tomorrow Holly shit is this uncomfortable I’m like squirming while laying upside down on the couch trying to get through a legitimately interesting YouTube video

When i live with my sister i wasn’t allowed to watch Dorohedoro while she was in the room because “there’s an entirely unique disturbing thing happening every 30 seconds” Glowing recommendation for the series

How… HOW does he keep looking like he’s in a David lynch movie

Fof fof fof fagot-t-t-t-t-tini bikini tiger pants

Did you know that if you concentrate really hard You can yOu You can give yourself a headache and make 5 minutes take 5 minutes to pass? Betcha didn’t know yhat Huh I’m very tired

Just had a very strange micronap dream where DAMAG3 and Changeline made a new song and the lyrics I remember were “NEW PUSSY!!! Ushy Gushy Cushy! It’s tighter than yours, take a bite outa yours”

DM: You open your phone to find a new Ranma fanfic Player: what are the tags? DM: Roll Media Hunt + Luck Player shaking handful of dice: Come on “Transgender Saotome Ranma” big money big money Player: Nat 20!!! DM, studies table: “Gender is a fuck Saotome Ranma” Player: Fuck! yes!!!!

Has anyone written a ttrpg where there’s both a story teller (someone who narrates the scene and plays the npcs) AND a referee (someone who does rules arbitration and preforms procedures and calculations)

putting this on my dating profile

“Was I… a child murderer?… not as in I murdered children, but that i was a child who was a murderer? Maybe thats why i have magic profiler powers, because I spent my early years inside the mind of a killer… my own?”

Prodigal Son is “What if Dexter… was a whiny bitch who never killed anyone?”

This one seems useful

Prodigal Son is about a quirked up white boy who has the power to pacify serial killers with his Chris Pratt dinosaur hands

HIS NAME IS SPORTS MAXIMUM AND HIS STAND IS LIMP FUCKING BISCUIT?!?!?!?!

Pale snake (Jojo’s bizarre adventure) looks like a yassified Volition (Disco Elysium)

Dio’s default setting is “serve maximal cunt”

enjoy some of my favorite screenshots playing through ace attorney

Crabma 1/2

when i wanna meet new trans people

#fanart | #ranma | #pokemon

Sometimes I fucking HATE my genetics! Oh, about being disabled? Nonononono. No. The fact that I FUCKING HATE CELERY, BUT IT'S IN EVERYTHING!!!!

like just look at these masterpieces

Dyke in the streets Femme in the sheets

Home is where the pants isn’t

“The Cat in the Hat (2003) has been to The Island” — @coolestcripple.bsky.social

“Alucard is a biblically accurate femboy” — @coolestcripple.bsky.social

Search your camera roll for “hell”

"you always say you're B tier horse famous but you're not even on wikiFeet"

Medieval peasants be saying shit like “I’m not sure I like what our mad syphilitic king is doing in the Middle East”

see a list of trans authors me: is it mixed genders? them: what? me: is it all tme people or are there transfems? them: *laughs* its a good list ma'am look inside its all tme people.

They don't give you disability checks unless they confirm that someone is around to steal the money from you

Live your life as shamelessly as the 60 yr old man watching facebook reels ai describe movie scenes at full volume