Mi learnas Esperanton!

I judge ttrpg books by how much they remind me of being a kid reading the old ology books (dragonology, wizardology, etc.) And holy shit, does Dolmenwood do it for me! It’s 200 hexes of pure gold. Its just filled to the brim with fantastic monsters, awesome treasures, and funny little guys in hats

Monkeys are just mute goblins

i feel like i made too many big choices in a world that doesn't exist anymore

human skin

Holy shit I just learned that JD Vance is Murlogic1, the Wonderbread fetishist

RAAAAAAAHH I LOVE MIDIS

Lesbian Barbie lyrics “🎶 I’m Barbie Girl in a Barbie Girl My dick is plastic It’s fantastic 🎶”

Someone hook them up with a google drive pr something

You know you're TRULY in love when you have synchronized farts

No idea what to tell you

“Who decided that chocolate chips should be shaped like little poops? Seems like an oversight to me. Why not shaped like little hedgehogs… well i guess then people wouldn’t want to eat their little faces, like me and goldfish crackers.” — @coolestcripple.bsky.social

I wish iPhones had an ADHD mode Where you could play multiple audio sources simultaneously Like i really wish i could play music and a podcast at the same time rn

“Avatar Kyoshi is like… what if the Cool-Aid man was hot?” — @coolestcripple.bsky.social

I blame bionicle for my love of goth rock fronted by an opera singer

i write ranma fanfic. it's gay. it will get gayer. archiveofourown.org/works/845689...

Getting older is learning Greek yogurt with granola and honey is your favorite comfort food.

I’m actually weirdly proud to be a part of the 2020 lockdown transition cohort Makes me feel something special to see another trans person say their egg cracked in 2019-2020

Truck Nuts? Out. Subaru Womb Tattoos? In.

the morning after ❤️💬☕🖤

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about mega man”

Gifting a child a spider plant sort of feels like gifting a child a Tribble.

Every. Single. Ghost Music Video belongs on my "Banger-Ass music videos" playlist. Motherfucker NEVER misses with his directors.

To be fully fair, Ghost as a band just never misses.

❤️ Measurments💙

And here I always thought the best pairing was Ranma and his Okonomiyaki Cute art tho!

My girlfriend has discovered kimchi Apparently eating food hurt And if she has kimchi before eating it “doesn’t hurt as much” So… yeag if you’ve had years of antibiotic treatments… you might need to be aggressive with the probiotics

Questions? Concerns about the labyrinth? • This labyrinth is too hard • Worried a monster is in the labyrinth • Candle fell very dark now

Me: It’s Friday People on here: It’s Friday for me as well Me: We agree People: Yes for this whole day

just learned that my recent additional breast growth (after almost 5 years on estrogen) is likely caused i quit nicotine cause it interferes with estrogen uptake and I am FREAKING OUT WHAT IF YOU HAD TOLD ME MY TITS WOULD GET BIGGER IF I STOPPED VAPING I WOULDVE STOPPED YEARS AGO!!!

It's always interesting to see gals on the bleeding edge of voice science, but this still needs some refinement IMO. As for sonic delights created by trans women, my personal tastes lie far more on the UNZ UNZ side of the club. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5GD...

Breaking news New and unique harsh noise by and for the dolls Alternative headline: Sirens are real! Just follow the sound of transgender whale noises youtu.be/piBoBpm_o40?...

Many disabled people are unable to produce the curated image of visible performative busyness that the corporate world idealizes. Simply put, we do not fit their phony image of a hard worker, despite statistics that overwhelmingly show the opposite to be true.

In my dream last night I was watching lord of the rings only @tomscott.com played Frodo, and Liam Neeson played Aragorn. Gandalf was still Gandalf tho.

Lets all take a moment and appreciate the current about page of infowars before it’s wiped clean off the face of reality by the onion My favorite part is the missing photo and the lack of a space between sentences

I’ve been subscribed to Infowars for a bit now to watch the exact moment that the Onion tales it over… and guys it’s difficult to tell www.infowars.com/posts/with-t...

I made a shortcut on my phone that plays the music from Jojo’s bizarre adventure that plays whenever Giorno reveals that is actually the enemy is the one who is fucked and is going to be destroyed by a Rube Goldberg machine made out of song birds and position of the sun Excellent motivation

@femtanylll.bsky.social I bestow upon you the highest compliment i can think of Memories of playing Jetset Radio Future on my Xbox after school

Latest chapter of my Ranma/HDG fic is done at last! Warning, spice! archiveofourown.org/works/689176... Just past the 50,000 word mark! Happiness 😊 #fanfiction #ranma #hdg

Look at me? #ranma

There’s a specific set of oomfies that need to know that this exists youtu.be/LDThn6RYvjg?...

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Ranma fanfic about the filming of a Ranma live action adaptation where the actor who plays Ranma cracks her egg from method acting

I love living in low income btw All my neighbors are weirdos with issues, and so i feel like i fit right in. The cripples, the recovering addicts, the run-away battered moms, the nice old drunk ladies, the paranoid schizophrenics All shall receive the tranny’s soup

Mercury must be on its period today or some shit...

Who needs to binge The Pitt when i can just open my front door to my low income neighborhood and let my caregiver instincts kick in (said with love)

#fanfic: My destiny is you The story takes place in a universe where Ranma is a girl and Akane is a boy named Kane, who attend the same school. They can't stand each other, but amidst fights, rivalries, and arranged marriages, they soon learn to love one another archiveofourown.org/works/835380...

I drew some more based on this fic today for fun 💙💙

Killing Eve is about a several months long protracted hate-fuck

Every queer Ranma½ fanfic ever: Genma would obviously be extremely transphobic and homophobic. Genma in the wishing sword story arc: