Okay so my financial situation did not improve much w/my promotion and I've been so stressed for the last 3 weeks prepping I forgot what days I got paid and thought it was this week. I need like, $575 to finalize an apartment deposit by 5/12 or else we risk losing out on it 🫠 ko-fi.com/lesbianlines

If you’re going to complain that the call “From the river to the sea…” is a call for Israeli Jewish genocide because it means one state only, which is Hillel’s position, you should maybe not depict the state of Israel, Gaza, and the West Bank as one single state, either.

Hi all. It’s the end of the month and May rent is due in days so let’s barnraise some rents! Today I’m looking to work on $600 for E and $1000 more to complete rent for M Can you chip in or share (sharing helps a lot!) to help ICE-impacted families stay housed? 🌻🌻🌻

Israel deployed an Iron Dome system and IDF personnel to the UAE to defend it against Iranian attacks.

Please join us for a discussion of Scholasticide in Gaza. The resilience of Prof. Junina defies attempts to erase Palestinians. Please LMK if you have any issues with links. Attn: @diplomatofnight.com @erinbiba.bsky.social @observer46664.bsky.social

I really think it’s important to underline that there was apparently no security breach. The gunman was confronted and stopped where he should have been according to the design—at the magnetometer perimeter. What this piece argues for is an *expansion* of the security perimeter in time and space.

A BALLROOM IN EVERY POT!

they're going to make a lot of the fact that the shooter had a bluesky account, when they should be making a lot of the fact that he had a november 2024 bluesky account

as far as I could find, she hasn't said one thing about the 255+ press people murdered by israel in the past 2.5 years

So what we learnt is that the most high profile st̶e̶n̶o̶g̶r̶a̶p̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ no sorry journalists, are not good at their ostensible job. And that access journalism makes the output work. Two things we already knew.

I love how the people freaking out about gender affirming care because one person in a hundred might turn out to not be trans can turn around and say it's completely safe and normal to live in a country with multiple shootings every day.

Interesting to see which journalist types are out here talking about the WHCD attendees' trauma tonight but haven't said anything about the huge recent spike in journalists actually being killed while doing their job! Telling, maybe!

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Israel’s plummeting popularity has been driven by the Gaza genocide and Iran war, but it has been building for decades. We are now finally seeing the political results. mondoweiss.net/2026/04/late... #Palestine #Israel

For those unaware, until WWII you could just walk up to the White House.

For the last 150 years 😭 Man just loves big round numbers and making things up.

The average gun owner has like 2.3 guns.

Dana White following the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: “It was fucking awesome. I literally took every minute of it in” Via The Don Lemon Show

Civilian infrastructure. They mean to destroy, pillage and occupy. There's nothing more complicated about it than that.

The National Science Board was created in 1950 with staggered 6 terms so that scientific research priorities would outlast any single administration. The statute says members must be chosen "solely on the basis of established records of distinguished service." www.forbes.com/sites/johndr...

An already unacceptably right-leaning press corps is gearing up to go further right because a bad thing almost happened near them; they were in that position to begin with because they decided access to fascism is more important that accurately describing it

Give this video a Peabody, an Emmy, a Pulitzer even though it’s not eligible, literally every award possible.

Neat

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

I love how nobody is giving these people any sympathy.

yeah shaken their fists at yet another weak effort

If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

kalshi maxxing

Thats the level of career focused sociopathy we know and love from the white house press corpse

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

The leader of Fidesz concedes to the leader of the opposition party, a man *checks notes* who was a member of Fidesz from 2006 until 2024 and essentially agrees with all their policies except for the overt corruption. Aaah, democracy, baby.

historic rejection of JD Vance

nobody is less of a person for needing help. the first thing a person does in life is ask for help.

ha! yeah so we need you to fire on that chinese tanker. don't worry about it

Reminder, since this is in the discourse again: forcing Palestinians into such a small corner of the internet that all they can do is create multiple accounts EVERY day in the desperate attempt to get donations is a zionist propaganda tactic. Zionists want westerners annoyed and burnt out.

well you know what they say. if you can't beat them, join them

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

‘Everything is gone’: Israel destroys entire villages in Lebanon

US President Donald Trump says the US Navy will immediately start blockading the Strait of ⁠Hormuz and would also interdict every vessel in international waters that had ⁠paid a toll to Iran.

The largest (and most underreported) public investigation in UK history, the SpyCops scandal, proved that Police infiltrated and cracked down on left wing movements at a ratio of 90:1 versus far right movements. This isn’t new.

I'm still in kind of a huge pit and had to drain my savings to cover the remainder from what ppl gave + renting applications 😔

pakistan and china brokering a ceasefire, a masterful gambit by the western foreign policy establishment

How many days has America stolen from us by filling our time with too much terror that we wouldn't be able to actually live or do anything else? Years of my life in Baghdad wasted on being beyond terrified of what America might do to us. I am so tired! I don't deserve this, I really don't.

Trump just announced a 2-week ceasefire, but “subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz.” This condition is extremely unlikely to materialize, so either Trump is unilaterally backing down, or the ceasefire is imaginary.

If you think this is exhausting, imagine being Iranian.

Would really appreciate it if anyone could help me out with gas today! 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary

it's from one Gene Hemphill, who may have put his whole government name on a public comment about Carissa Codel