The wrong national figure died today.

Guess who's first?

Are you fucking kidding me? They haven’t arrested one single person in the Epstein files!

Listening to Hegseth say that this is a defensive war makes me think he doesn’t even know anything about sports, let alone war.

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Doesn’t withdrawing our troops from Germany hurt us more than them? It’s also good for Russia….Trump is a Russian asset.

If the Iran war was over on the first day, why are we still there and why is the Strait of Hormuz still closed? Can one of these sycophantic WH reporters ask those questions?

If I have to listen to whiskey Pete much longer I might end up shopping for a new TV today. He should wipe Trump’s jizz off his lips before he speaks. Total fucking incompetent liar.

SCOTUS no longer interprets the law - they are legislating from the bench. They need to be impeached and the court needs to be reformed. Increase it to 13 too - one President should not be able to appoint the majority of the justices.

I bet Pete Hegseth knows what being “86ed” means. #comey

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

The guy who regularly attends UFC fights, large sporting events, plays golf, and hangs out in his Mar-a-Largo shithole needs a ballroom to ensure his safety.

Happy 93rd Birthday to the Queen of comedy Carol Burnett! ❤️❤️❤️

What are the odds that Judge Jeanine will fuck up the potential “assassin’s” prosecution too?

According to Donald Trump, he has the most dangerous job in the world. He should go on that show about the world’s most dangerous jobs. I’m sure they’ll be impressed with all his secret service protection. 🙄

Kash started talking and I threw up a little in my mouth.

The guy who made fund of Paul Pelosi getting beaten within an inch of his life wants us all to be kinder to each other.

The secret service touching his head isn’t good for the massive combover. 😂

I knew he was going to use this event to justify his ballroom. 🤬🤬🤬

First I was drinking to be a little numb to listen to him. Now I’m drinking more because he’s still alive. 😔

Was it only FOX news clapping that the President is safe? It wasn’t a very robust applause.

I’d really like to go an hour without yelling JFC after reading an alert on my phone.

The guy who thinks he has the chops to run the Fed got sliced and diced by Senator Warren this morning. He ended up looking like those DOGE incels. The Republican bootlicking was disgusting. 🤯🤬🤮

Does Whiskey Pete own a suit that fits? Men’s Wearhouse would do a better job than whatever it is he’s wearing.

Oh ffs, the DOJ is investigating Swalwell but not the Epstein rapists. I am so tired of yelling WTF at the TV. My GOP rep doesn’t even respond to my messages anymore and I’m not even saying what I really think of him. I’m always aware that a staff member is reading it so I stay professional.

@support.bsky.team I’ve had app issues all day. I keep getting “forbidden” and “rate limit exceeded” errors.

@lawoffairness.bsky.social you follow me and unfollow me what seems like every week, even if I follow you back. Your name is unique so it’s easy to remember you’ve done this multiple times.

It would make my day if the Catholic Church excommunicates JD Vance.

I’m watching Paradise and I just got to the episode where there’s a character who looks and sounds like Kash Patel. I’m struggling with that. 🙄

I want to cry every time someone from the Biden admin is on TV. I miss competence, professionalism, and intelligence.

Omg I am living in the upside down - I agree with Catturd, the MAGA troll. 🤣🤣🤣

So let me get this straight. Now Trump wants “credit” for blocking the Strait. He’s too stupid to realize that the Strait being blocked was already his fault.

I am down for this MAGA civil war and whatever Melania is trying to deny before the story comes out.

Please let it be tonight.

I’m relieved it’s Master’s weekend so I can get off the crazy train for a few days. I’ll be thinking of Augusta declining a membership to President Crazy himself. 😂

❤️❤️❤️ to Alex Witt for pushing back on that crazy retired vice admiral who was on her panel this morning.

I wish Alex Witt was on Bluesky. She had an admiral on her war panel this morning and she pushed back on his BS. Bravo Alex.

I watched Nuremberg today. Donald Trump really is Adolph Hitler 2.0.

This is what happens when you piss off the entire world. Fuck the GOP for not honoring their oath to the Constitution. Trump and Kegsbreath are both unfit and should be removed.

I can’t imagine being in military leadership and devoting your whole life to that service only to get a fuckwit SECDEF who blocks your promotion or fires you because you’re honoring your oath to the constitution.

I have a doctor appointment on Friday and I’m struggling with how to answer the question about whether I’m depressed. YES I’M FUCKING DEPRESSED. OUR PRESIDENT IS FUCKING INSANE AND NOT ONE REPUBLICAN HAS THE BALLS TO REMOVE HIM.

He looks and sounds like shit.

Can’t wait to hear what whiny titty baby has to say tonight. 😳

Does anyone else think of Kushner and Witkoff as Dumb and Dumber?

You mean Trump isn’t going to stand up to Putin? What a pussy.

Here’s our two pitiful counter protesters. The woman has been a counter protester at multiple rallies. She’s gone into the street twice and almost got hit by a car.

The Post Office delivered 9 months worth of mail to me today. This included my property tax bill and car tabs from last July.

Trump sounds like the drunk guy ranting at the end of the bar and everyone is hoping he will pass out and fall off the stool so he’ll shut up. #trumpcabinetmeeting