Hey grok, what’s the opposite of “go woke, go broke”?

Donald J. Trump: "We're bringing back God" God:

#apropos #cops #lawenforcement

As The Herd said in 2008, “history will damn him”

An image I would like for my work slack but which I have too much self-respect to generate with AI: sickos-yes.jpg but with Ferris the rust crab

Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.

Amid all the arguments back and forth about if the government should ban twitter or not I think we’re leaving out one of the key details: they should ban twitter because I would personally find it very funny

Tragic: local man wants to solve technical problems at scale, realises that at scale they’re all ultimately social problems

boldly rebuke vice

Every once in a while I wonder about supply chains. Like what if we couldn’t make new (modern) computers for a decade or so? Or, idk, how are the medicines I take made - and where?

on the job market, if you've got any leads for mid-level software engineering roles (in Canberra or remote), let me know!

Were there problems with early VeggieTales? Sure. Do I still use the line "But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all" about once a week? Absolutely.

Pretty accurate summation of that teaching, for sure.

Well Americans, if you want to try any more successful Australian governance arrangements, might I suggest copying this 1977 referendum? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1977_Au...

People are using AI to refactor code, which suggests a collapse in the great computer art of horrifying single-use regexes

Naww, you are very kind Kate! Also, yes, come work with us!

Ok we finally use enough rust at work that compile times irk me

fuck yeah

Come work at Fastly with Kate and me! It’s an opening on my team, and we do really cool stuff.

cool that a possible future prime minister is calling an entire party "jew-hating" and people who have another candidate's corflutes are being sent anonymous letters calling them the same thing. seems healthy

Will you strive for justice and peace among all people, and respect the dignity of every human being?

I have often wondered how far society can bifurcate. You can get woke/anti-woke coffee or film or tv but could you get woke/anti-woke _groceries_? Turns out, probably yes?

It’s inverse Itanium - iykyk

king solomon looked upon the monolith and said "simply cut the baby in half" and both of the developers nodded back "i am ok with half a baby" — traditional microservice story

War Thunder battle pass/Atlantic subscription bundle

War Thunder has the chance to do the funniest crossover promotion ever with Signal right now

Just doing some reading about the design of cryptographic protocols.

Apparently Signal is military grade now

Oh they’re doing the robodebt “you can only enquire online” thing

Get the polish crew that did the train drm hack on it!

As an Australian I only learned about Stoxx the other day and my goodness what a name. Stoxx. It's an index of (well, a family of indexes of) Stocks. Stoxx. Stocks in Stoxx. Friendship ended with ASX, SXAUP is my best friend now.

I’ve been thinking about this reading from Isaiah 58 since I heard it at the Ash Wednesday service today. “Is not this the fast that I choose: to loose the bonds of injustice, to undo the thongs of the yoke, to let the oppressed go free, and to break every yoke?

Let's do it

you

Helicopters in the distance Music of the spheres on the wind It's gonna be a rough ride from here down to the exit Some might look back and laugh at the end We may run out of bullets We're never going to run out of hostages!

Every day I wake up to something like "US government appoints Measurehead as director of foreign affairs"

I think it’s kinda a big deal that it’s not a treated as a bigger deal that vast majority of Australia’s intelligence agency’s terror caseload is teens at @thesizzle.com.au thesizzle.com.au/p/iphone-16e...

This looks like it would be Disco Elysium DLC and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible

our common life depends upon each other's toil

“The hole left by the doge dark age”

I didn’t realise Musk et al were also taking inspiration from The Mountain Goats

One of the perks of putting together a church newsletter is that on a day like today I get reminded that the Prayer Book for Australia _also_ goes hard:

When you get your Catholic teaching so wrong the pope himself has to issue a correction ☠️

Gulf of deez

Apple Maps remains as yet undefeated

I’m not saying he’s the Antichrist just that he is anti-Christ in increasingly comically obvious ways

Hmm. That’s kind of odd.

I really want to see a side by side of the censored vs uncensored ASL now!