Let me tell you something, it’s a big time in U.S. history for us Scandal fans lol

I’m working on a history project and I just want to personally thank whoever made it possible to highlight and copy text from a picture, you are one of our world’s most vital innovators bless you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF AUTUMN TO ALL WHO OBSERVE 🍂🎃🍁

When I was in high school—Baptist in AL—I took a nap one Saturday. I awoke to the trumpet call. After finding our house empty, I was horrified to discover I had been left behind in the rapture. My mom was at the store & my neighbor was practicing the trumpet. Anyway I’m an Episcopal priest now lol

As someone who is quick to just delete an email without reading instead of unsubscribing, I’ve started making sure I unsubscribe, because I’m starting to realize how precious my attention is, and even in small things (like the onslaught of emails waiting on me) I’d like to reclaim as much as I can

First they came for Jimmy Kimmel

Pip is all of us rn

A chunk of my hair fell out of my messy bun and touched my bare shoulder and I jumped off the sofa, so yes you could say I’m handling everything in an extremely chill way actually

Everything is so on fire that I now believe everyone needs a plushie of some sort, quick go get a Labubu

Made the mistake of eating the Trader Joe’s butternut squash lasagna and now y’all I am DESPERATE for autumn lol

Okay I’m going to watch Dancing with the Stars for the first time, mostly for @andyrichter.co #DWTS

You are questing for immortality, I am stuck in this flesh prison, we are not the same

Here’s a picture of Gigi in hopes this might even slightly interrupt the madness

Y’all, the disk horse is so bad I’m considering a month off socials, but I don’t know if I’m strong enough rn 😭

I can tell I’m aging because I’m ready to talk, at any moment, about how expensive groceries are, to anyone willing to listen

“I’m never logging off” final boss

I’m giving up, I can’t do a commercial break for every 2 awards #Emmys

Okay I’ve GOT to watch Adolescence ASAP #Emmys

I love Kathryn Hahn’s glasses #Emmys

Okay I confess I love #Survivor enough to love that lol I’m so sorry #Emmys

I’m sorry but I’m devastated for my dude Nathan Fielder #Emmys

Gather round children and let me tell you a story of old, how Netflix used to mail us DVDs

Jeff Probst could cover the whole Emmys in 90 minutes #Emmys #Survivor

Spotted: Jeff Probst watching Mr. Milkshake win an Emmy #Survivor

First win for The Pitt, love this #Emmys

One of the great things about not drinking anymore is I can buy all the planners and stationery I would like (it’s part of my contract)

Because what Black people have known and continue to know about the American experience racism is an extremely popular idea that’s always hiring

The compulsion that you have to defend the worst among us hides an insidious nature

We are in the bajillionth level of hell

Me @ Tylenol: please help me with my headache, I will figure out the back pain another time

I want to WATCH a Shonda Rhimes show, I do not want to LIVE in a Shonda Rhimes show

When is autumn going to be here?? Because I need it RIGHT THIS SECOND

For the last few months, when I’ve been sitting silent in prayer—listening, letting a space open that is not full of my own words—a prayer keeps coming to the surface. “Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.” I will keep praying this; I will keep trying to listen to this comfort and this call.

Something I want to be crystal clear about is that I am very tired

Each day’s politics are mentally exhausting

please.

2025 has got me—possibly one of the world’s biggest fans of the internet—wondering if it was a mistake 😭

A jar of garlic is jarlic, a jar of ginger is ginjar

It’s really upsetting how much we have lost any real grounding in truth, because anything can be “untrue” if you decide it isn’t true! Hoo boy

Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.

Watching lots of procedurals is so funny because you’ll be watching one and they’ll introduce a random guy and you’ll immediately know he’s the guy who did it because his acting roles are typically The Guy Who Did It

Exactly this. And I see a LOT of this mess on this app. Do not ever come into my mentions saying the South is full of “failed states.” Phew.

When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.

Help I said it wrong! It’s Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, on Netflix.

Restarting Criminal Minds just to try to feel something

Okay everyone needs to go watch UNKNOWN CALLER before it gets spoiled for you, bc it’s already becoming a meme, and if it isn’t spoiled… it’s bonkers! It’s fine if it is spoiled (it was spoiled for me) but I really wish I could have seen it not knowing anything!

Texting “loved seeing you tonight babe ❤️❤️❤️” after dinner but not to a date, the text is to my girlies, because I’m literally obsessed with my friends

Not an Arby’s ad talking about how the Pope and their sandwich can both be described as American Italian

Just got my first 2 Razzouk tattoos and I’m so thrilled! This has been on my bucket list since I first heard about them on pilgrimage in Jerusalem in 2016. ❤️

You can actually get into bed before 9PM, and you’re still actually very cool even if you do this