It's Muppet Christmas Carol time!!! 🎄🥹

Praying all the ghosts of Christmas past are really ready to put in the work this year

"we were watching bootleg 60 Minutes" sure grandma let's get you to bed

Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

SIR I WANNA BUY THESE SHOES FOR MY MAMA PLEASE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND THESE SHOES ARE JUST HER SIZE

It’s going to be really interesting when we’re forced to look back at this time in politics and culture, figuring out how much of it was based on lies people told on the internet

Going home for the holidays in 2025 is so wild because everyone is absolutely buzzing about all the political drama and so many of us are currently in a place where we cannot speak of it at all whatsoever lol

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

I'm not sure what was decided at Stonehenge during the winter solstice this year, but I approve of the new god/ruler/emperor/pagan supreme being or whatever the rank is of the one that was chosen:

In case you're wondering how things are going here—made a list of things I need to do next week, once I'm back from holidays with my mom, and I titled the list: To Do Week After Thanksgiving 🫠

NYT columnist David Brooks wrote an op-ed a few weeks ago titled, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out,” lamenting people are too focused on the Epstein scandal + saying "the QAnon mentality has taken over." Today he appeared in 4 photos from the Epstein dump. Welp! www.huffpost.com/entry/david-...

How come nobody told me there was a terrible 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special?!?

With the big diet change for my cats I decided to go all out for them, as they are now my sweet senior babies. 😭 (They're only 11, I'm just like this, lol.) For Xmas they're getting fancy new food, a stainless steel water fountain, raised bowl sets for each, new softer cat carriers, & kitty Kongs! ☺️

Hear me out: Knives Out Muppet Mystery with Daniel Craig as the only human actor

I got bloodwork results with high numbers I don't love & yesterday all 3 of my cats were shifted to a new food regimen, so it's safe to say my whole family could use some prayers as we begin to make some big lifestyle changes 😭😂

Oh good it's time for Trump to interrupt the 3 hour Survivor finale

I'm researching ways to cut down on grocery costs bc it's one of my few variable expenses. Today at the vet all 3 cats were basically diagnosed w/IBS (I love my babies w/tummy issues 😭) so we're switching to fancy digestive food for them. So while I cut my food budget in half I'm doubling theirs. 🤣

The vibes are simply

Merriam-Webster's word of the year for 2025 is SLOP and I felt that

Waking up to the Rob Reiner news 😞

I have a confession: I don't think I'm putting up a Christmas tree this year, your girl is tired

Snowflakes! ❄️

I've decided that when I get my hair cut in January I need a new hairstyle but I don't know what I want, which is causing an existential crisis lol

My kingdom for items that are truly 100% cotton

I feel like people praising AI don't understand that people can make a video of you doing whatever they want & try to use it as "proof." We're already seeing young teens die after being extorted online. How much worse will that get when they can create videos of you doing things you've never done?

Some guy posted a sob story to Reddit, trying to figure out if he should divorce his wife of 30 years. He posted it to what he thought was a relationship advice subreddit because it’s called I Think You Should Leave. I’m dying.

"I really need healthcare" best I can do is change the font

Trying so hard to not become a person who starts printing interesting articles and putting them in a binder with my marginalia, but I'm probably going to become this person if I'm honest

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

No offense but I think we underestimate how many of our current problems, both cultural and political, are downstream of the decline in reading, the decline in learning and the loss of interest in the humanities.

Maybe the only good thing AI has done for me is make me realize how deeply I need to get back into reading, tactile hobbies, and whatever other practices help me get offline.

Scrolling past OBVIOUS AI SLOP with 50K likes and realizing we're doomed

Do you ever take an anticipatory Tylenol, like just in case anything pops up maybe this will zap it

Oh good, I bought something for my mom for Christmas and now Facebook thinks it's my whole personality 🫠

But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face

Okay I have to watch the Diddy doc because I need this absolute master class in being a hater taught by 50 Cent

Can the companies who are buying out other streaming services please cram everything you own into one app?? I'm tired of all these apps, I need the HBO and Netflix apps to become one app immediately, and why do I have to have both Hulu and Disney

Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.

HBO realizing they gotta rebrand again

Wow they really picked landlord white

It's that time again — please tell me things I should ask for for Christmas, as I somehow love shopping but the second anyone asks me for a Christmas list my whole brain goes blank lol So what are some small, cute things you love??

Hey guys, it's Mr. Beast here, with Mark of the Beast Financial Services!

As I have said before: Mary is the patron saint of men being optional

Everyone please watch DMV, I'm really enjoying it and I don't want it to get cancelled lol

Do you ever just think, I need some sort of......... Course to do

*dog chewing on my hair* actually could you take about an inch off, I could use a budget cut