Hoya Saxa.

I don't really understand why a thing that used to be extremely easy is now complicated as FUCK but can someone please walk me through how to turn a song from my Music app into a goddamn ringtone? iOS 26.2.1 kthxbye.

i never get tired of giving low brow analysis for high brow works it's literally always so funny to me

I’ve been on Agrillify for years

I just got a copy of the sealed search warrant authorizing the federal raid on Fulton County over the 2020 election. No redactions: s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

my sister lives in her district and people apparently hate her SO MUCH

“… Finally, I will say this: Donald Trump is a dictator. And the only way to beat a dictator is with defiance.” —Ayanna Pressley in Minneapolis youtu.be/hIsbo8C5gbI?...

vintage speakeasy with 50 unique curated hosewaters on tap

Every once in a while I like to tell my partner Trump died, just to practice

They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.

To cancel your subscription you must answer three riddles and retrieve the golden monkey's paw

I don’t drink, don’t do drugs, lift heavy, and married early, but I balance all of this out by giving myself 15 hours of daily screen time

The way I got ready to launch into a lengthy history of racism and the bachelor before I finished reading the second sentence

If you're an alumni of the University of Minnesota Law school who disapproves of Ilan Wurman's work at our alma mater, I encourage you to do what @nwdwyer.bsky.social did. Write a personal letter drawing on your own experience and perspective to make your thoughts known to the administration.

kevin couch sounds like a guy who should work in the veep’s office

“Selling two tickets” 🎟️🎟️

This was what a lot of the equipment on the wishlists we set up was for, and believe me. Adding these things to the list and being told this was why? Fucking NIGHTMARISH. (thank you everyone who sent so much warm clothing and burner phones <3)

i learned so much about peanut butter for this week's column for one thing, george washington carver didn't invent it, although he certainly popularized use of the peanut in the Cotton Belt & evangelized it as a nitrogen fixing crop

lol it took him three weeks for his wife to find out his new job.

SCOOP: Kennedy Center’s new programming head resigns days after hire was announced www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

The way this is the name of everyone I went high school with will destroy me.

Thao Xiong, a volunteer delivery driver for the food shelf at the Hallie Q. Brown Center in St. Paul, was detained by federal agents this morning in the city-owned center's parking lot www.twincities.com/2026/01/28/s...

ice was in elgin today. on tuesday, ice kidnapped people from chicago’s hermosa neighborhood as well as the suburbs of bolingbrook (west) and waukegan (far north). last week, feds in six vehicles abducted an adult and three kids from near their home in woodlawn. they never left. they never stopped.

feeling very midwestern rn

Not sure if they’re texting but Johnson says they’re talking. From a speech in DC today. (He’s at a conference of mayors.)

This.

All my homies say fuck ICE

In Printz v. United States, #SCOTUS held that the Constitution bars the federal government from forcing or otherwise compelling local or state governments to enforce federal law. The liberal squish who wrote the majority opinion in that case? Justice Antonin Scalia: tile.loc.gov/storage-serv...

the fact that the whole Republican party is so excited to be seen with Nicki Minaj now seems weird until you realize they're all just desperate weirdos who want people to think they're cool

We know where Argentina is, jagoffs. Good luck.

I will simply never recover from reading this sentence: "Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."

Tulsi, is that you, girl?

I have already bought from four scouts but perhaps one or four more boxes of thin mints

Uh oh, MAGA is threatening “Juanita”

More of Chicago should be this vertically dense. And you know, more transit, fewer cars, yada yada yada.

God Bless America.

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everyone rightly sharing the phenomenal works of Dan McQuade but this turn of phrase has been making me laugh for quite some time

I love these parents so much.

🎁🔗: Tim Walz Fears a Fort Sumter Moment in Minneapolis www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

So, ICE is just blatantly violating the Vienna Conventions. "The employee can be heard saying, 'This is the Ecuadorean consulate, you’re not allowed to enter.' The agent responds by saying, 'If you touch me, I’ll grab you.'" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...

I do kind of appreciate that my praxis brand is "don't ever fucking kick my dog out of this bar" and the bar owner is like "clocked. registered. my bad."

“The Menswear Guy can be tedious, but he knows his stuff—he had some really nice things to say about Jimmy Sweatpants last week,” I say to my wife as she quickly puts on headphones

@emilydievendorf.bsky.social, @verostaterep10.bsky.social, @natalieprice.bsky.social are here on the blue sky.

bill belichick, whatever happened there

After every no kings and other major protest, we have offered a free drink for anyone who brings in their sign or a photo from the event. When I can't be there, I want to reward those who did.

Nope! Go to hell!

It really feels like any democrat with a spine who goes for Schumer’s throne right now is gonna do Zohran numbers