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The 90s colors and design on the Spurs floor is fucking dope.

"Lots of things. Chicken. Corn. Green peppers. Chili. *long sigh* ..onions... well, it's an old recipe around here."

Kevin, Jesus most likely was a Pharisee. Invective explained through this. (The real textual examples get rolling in part two, linked at the end of the piece.)

Hansel: [pointing] Home? Gretel: SWEET home.

If I boil chicken for my dog there is no reason she’d have a problem if I sous vide chicken for her, right?

If having student loans is life saving, I’m good! #HATM #TheMenu

Spring in Philadelphia.

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do you think Lenny Kravitz asked Carrie Underwood for advice about singing the words "Sunday Night"

“U.S. Customs has estimated that it owes a total of $166 billion in tariff refunds, and the agency's legal filings suggest that the initial phase would tackle the majority of affected imports” www.npr.org/2026/04/19/n...

Georgie in the pink

We coulda had taco trucks on every corner. Instead we got taco trades every 72 hours. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/19/b...

Two years ago this would have been at the Kennedy Center.

Excuse me what

just going to pretend i lost my headphones and play this loudly to freak everyone out and create more bus drama bsky.app/profile/musi...

i have no idea if that this american life piece will ever air but if it somehow airs next sunday it will premiere while i'm on the same bus

8 children, 7 his own. The things that men with guns do. And we don't care. If we cared, we'd do something to change it.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

OMG did you guys remember this from Friday?

I sent him a calendar invite for all of tomorrow. Do you think he can caliper his own jaw over zoom?

Nike has really lost the plot. Both from a branding POV and from a business POV. The company put this ad up at a store in Boston without thinking about the impact of its words. It removed the ad after backlash. Its stock is down 27% this year. www.runnersworld.com/news/a710526...

Customer parking is customer parking.

They basically tried to J6 the place. Openly planned, and met with tear gas and rubber bullets.

And they say Americans won't do direct action. They'll do it for dogs.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Recruiter, I do not believe you: The position I’m recruiting for is a Senior Policy Advisor / Legislative & Regulatory Affairs Lead , supporting a collaboration between federal agencies and a national policy NGO focused on healthcare access, criminal justice reform, and democracy/voter protection.

Got a nice mani/pedi today and the lady asked if I had a vacation or party or something coming up. I told her it was about to be my one year wedding anniversary She was like "Aw!" and then she asked "Baby yet?" I said "No, no baby yet" and she said "Good" lmao

Back in my day, a "polymarket" was a store where you could shop for additional lovers.

“girl dinner” and it’s just the entrails of those who have crossed me

Dodgeball final four is set.

Gym’s progress is going well! Just need more paint and few more add ons, and it’ll be so nice!

Worldwide, girls and women are far more likely to be killed by their intimate partners or family members, than complete strangers.

If journalists had any integrity and courage, they would boycott the White House Correspondents Dinner. It should be as empty as a TPUSA event.

Never trust men.

Gas station clerks > cops.

A Michigan gas station clerk helped save a 16-year-old girl who entered his store and mouthed the word “help” after a man had kidnapped her at gunpoint on her way to school last week, the authorities said.

Oh I absolutely would

One of these two rowhouses has 12 units inside and the other is a single family home

baby (almost 2) unlocked a useful new skill. I said “can you help me find your other shoe” and she disappeared and came back with it. I looked for that thing for 10 minutes

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

@thrillhowse.bsky.social There was an IKEA pick-up center at Loyola last year. Dunno if only in the fall. Did not serve meatballs but you could pick up a malm without leaving the county.

Calls in the UK press for a gender check

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

This thing happening to an employee of WWE broadcast partner ESPN is such an obvious thing to happen and is nonetheless evil and stupid

Finally, retribution

Totaling adding this to my slide on antisuffragists and anti-ERA activists speaking in public and getting petitions signed so women… would stay in the private sphere.

Transformers! More than meets the eye! This VERY ANGRY ROCK is actually a brown box crab (Echidnocerus foraminatus), a king crab found off the Pacific coast of North America. The impressively compact shape is a defense posture, but there's an even neater feature not shown here. (📷:zedasd)

this statement becomes hysterical when you remember zach branch measured in at the combine 5'8½", 177lbs

Hang it in the Louvre