u guys i still dont think i know how to use this app

me to my mother: how does it feel, knowing you raised me to be the only person who can beat you in an argument?

terrified to find out who else in the family has been watching canadian hockey yaoi this holiday season

i feel like a monty python holy grail villager rn

can i pitch for history books to call this era "the blue scare"

i luv u emric

heres my pitch: gen z new girl. everythings the same except they're actually a polycule at least one of the guys is trans. coach has a successful drag career. jess is probably nonbinary.

Friendly reminder that school administrators tend to take complaints from parents much more seriously than the same complaints from teachers. So if your kids’ school district is using PragerU stuff, please speak up.

everyones reaction to the epstein list cracks me up like it's schrodinger's list at this point, i don't care if they ever release it there are names we know for sure are there

“Sesame Street” and its sequel, “The Electric Company,” were, “with lapses, the most intelligent and important programs in television,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.

omg @samreich.bsky.social ur in my crossword (source: willamette week)

lol elon said trump was in the epstein files and its failed to make headlines because half of us already knew and the other half never cared

dentist is removing my final baby tooth on monday so you're all running out of time to dare me to do it myself

dentist appt in the morning so naturally i'm laying awake rehearsing how i'm going to explain to them that the last time i went to the dentist they told me one of my molars was a baby tooth that never fell out and the roots died and so it's just. an old dead baby tooth wedged between two adult teeth

whispers theres a difference between zero tolerance and intolerance

i think we should take to the streets about jonathan joss personally

real convo i had w my mother 🧵 - me: what if i wrote a stand-up comedy routine called "acab: the musical" mom: what is "acab" me: ma mom: what? me: "all cops are bastards" ? how do you not know this you are so online

social media is our generations lead paint btw

hey cory booker, c'mere a sec. no i just wanna talk

in my late 20s i am realizing just how many of you remain emotionally stunted at 19

hey soooooo my gofundme? that i started last monday? just surpassed $3k! which means the initial six treatments are FULLY COVERED!!!! gofundme adjusted the goal up to $4,000, which means i'd be able to afford two additional months of treatment if needed! wiiiiild <3 gofund.me/900f913d

my therapist is in for it this week

i miss good news

mom can you come pick me up i'm not having fun at the authoritarian technocrat facism sleepover

ik marvel movies are like problematically pro military but remember that time they made a movie all about sleeper nazis in the american government

hey bro can i sit on ur lap

so when do we stop showing up for work like shits normal and hit the streets about this administration

Listen, obviously all of this is terrible rn. But I've been arguing about trans people for years w my fam to now see many of them become loud, proud allies because when push came to shove, their biases didn't stand up to their knowledge. Put in the work. Forgive ignorance. And most of all, be kind

i know we dog on cis white men a lot (and we should), but i do want to sincerely thank from the bottom of my heart @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and @rickriordan.bsky.social for being genuinely positive role models and for standing as safeguards against radicalized thinking as i've come of age

sometimes, time is good

good luck replacing me with a machine, im the personality hire

Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies. Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.

started the john green tuberculosis audiobook & cried through the first four chapters

I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny

for the love of god somebody call @michaelhobbes.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

why is it so hard to find a decent egg and cheese sandwich in this town

thank god for social media but also fuckkkkk social media, you know?

probably my most new england behavior is saying "someone has put a curse upon me" whenever i feel ill

my roommate from the other side of the wall, deeply exasperated: "why are you airdropping me a fire permit?"

anyone know where u can have a safe, legal bonfire in portland? i wanna throw a "burn ur hp merch" catharsis party

just finished holy terrors by @what-eats-owls.bsky.social dont text

too many glindas when we need more elphabas

okay but then you look at 2000 and 2016 and wonder why the electoral college is the greatest form of voter suppression in the united states because it literally undercuts the PURPOSE of democracy

yeah because that's always stopped him

Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again

They all laughed as they spoke of an untried man, tortured in a cell with no way out, no hope of justice. From the comfort of a gilded room, wrapped in luxury and power, they laughed. These are not men. These are monsters.

guy checking my id told me i look good for my age. i was born in 1998 so all i can say is good luck to the rest of you