It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email. flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210... tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

man i woulda loved to give skate. a try but it sure does crash to desktop every few minutes!

うちのこ180SX & うちのこMR2

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

an illustration of this brief moment in time

we've managed to convince her by turning her into an ipad baby with cat tv

disrespected in my own home

got a projector for my bday and nano is TERRIFIED

yeah ok why not

Ough

My mom standing in the doorway: You know I just got off the phone with MF DOOM, he said you need to come downstairs and finish your spinach or you’ll never sell rhymes like dimes. 18 year old me perking up: He really said that?

watching a video on apollo 13 and i am in fucking tears over this exchange

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Extremely badass illustration technique

"twinks cant be fat" oh just you watch me bitch

who's getting the best head?

it turns out if you search goblin on here and forget to clarify you want the dragons dogma pawn chatter bot then you're going to see some, ah, let us say goblin penis

Goblin!

i was watching balatro videos while falling asleep and roffle was able to boost his score here by getting hanging chad, triggering the stone card 3 times. i then vividly imagined this hand as a card themed idol group with their central member being a giant golem who picks the other women up

girl your dabloons

the rare bluesky post from me to remind you i am absolutely ! cutes tonight

"i am used to my money buying me immediate access to any politician"

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

Sigourney Weaver

hey guys. i dont really have a use for this imag ei made atm. but it feels too important to simply abandon. one of you will need this in the coming days im sure #FFXIV

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

“Obama is a generational speaker.” Yeah well, new generation baby.

THERE GOES ANDREW CUOMO... THE BIGGEST ASS... THAT EVER LIVED. WHAT A DOUCHE

Bluesky rn

nobody at the Cowboy Wizard Skeleton party was prepared for the most dangerous spell of all. hangover blast

A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year

wizard skeleton cowboy birthday party engage

my fucking peasant meal

hey gamers i hate to e-beg but my bf and i were counting on rental assistance that took too long to process and now we're almost underwater from rent + a missed car payment. if ur capable and feeling generous, maybe considering tossing a couple bucks our way? :') www.tumblr.com/deepseasmetr...

OH SHIT NEW AEPHANEMER ALBUM

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

i am Thirty Years Of Age