I specifically requested no more metaphors

POUR LA VICTOIRE ‼️ THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE THE 2026 PWHL WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! LA VICTOIRE DE MONTRÉAL SONT LES CHAMPIONNES DE LA COUPE WALTER 2026 DE LA LPHF!

abby roque!!!! that jailbreak goal!!!

Absolutely devastating read. www.them.us/story/slain-...

I see Seattle (& non-local) outlets deadnaming Juniper Blessing, the UW student horrifically killed earlier this week. fellow journos, please don't further traumatize trans people. if you need guidance, @transjournalists.org has a style guide that you can reference styleguide.transjournalists.org

We now know her name: Juniper Blessing. Her alleged murderer is now in custody and awaiting a charging decision, expected on Monday. Juniper was a graduate of the New Mexico School for the Arts and, active in the UW Chorale, already a soloist.

😔

I LOVE YOU BOSTON FLEET!!!

we did it! all of the McGlauflin kids are college graduates! my youngest brother received his Bachelor's degree, double majoring in botany and computer science, from UMaine today!

was watching that Fleet game at a local sports bar and so many people came in asking why the OTHER pwhl playoff game wasn't on the TV. 😩 someone literally said that the Victoire v Frost game is "more important" right in front of me while I was wearing a Fleet shirt! bruh 😭

CAPTAIN CLUTCH Marie-Philip Poulin strikes in triple overtime for @victoire-lphf.bsky.social, tying the series 1-1!

women's hockey is wild y'all. this PWHL playoff game has now been going on for an hour 40 minutes and the score is 0-0. i literally left for dinner at the end of regulation and am about to leave the restaurant and it's still going!!

Eff this headline. He's not trying to "help" people "quit" them -- this language pathologizes use of antidepressants. He wants to make it more difficult to get them prescribed.

Way too few people are talking about the FOURTEEN THOUSAND people who now don't have jobs anymore. Even if you're saying the pilots will land on their feet (which isn't a guarantee), most of them aren't pilots. None of them have healthcare now. This sucks.

will the Fleet be invited to play any future playoff games this season at td garden now that the Bruins are out of the playoffs?

stuck on a 4+ hours united airlines flight that not only doesn't have electrical outlets on seats past row 26 for but also is charging me $8 for wifi that only lets me text and not even stream audio like Spotify. surefire way to make sure you put off people from ever booking with you again 👍

WE'VE GOT CARLY JACKSON IN GOAL FOR THE TORRENT! #SeattleTorrent #PWHL #SeattleSports

This is catastrophic.

400 dead so far, over 1000 injured, dozens and dozens missing. This is one hour into the massacre. I have no idea what the death toll will be in the end. Also, they have announced “another wave” of attacks coming

BREAKING: Another person has died in ICE custody, per required notification to Congress, marking 15 deaths in detention this year and 45+ since Trump took office again.

The PWHL takes the World's Most Famous Arena.

if anyone is looking for something to watch tonight, the PWHL (professional women's hockey) is holding its first-ever game at Madison Square Garden, starting at 8pm ET/5PT. You can watch it for free on youtube! www.youtube.com/live/E-zlM5V...

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

WE ARE SO BACK

we are so back (maybe? hopefully??!!)

One article that Nick used AI to produce for Fortune is an error-riddled obit for the Blackstone exec killed during the mass shooting at their offices last summer. screenshots from @columjournreview.bsky.social article, here: www.cjr.org/laurels-and-...

Google is now screwing with the 10 blue links in traditional search and rewriting headlines - including ours - to be the worst kind of slop. This sucks so bad www.theverge.com/tech/896490/...

If you spot ICE agents at an airport in the coming days, I want to hear from you. Reach me via Signal at marisakabas.04

United Airlines plans to cut less popular flights — including mid-week and overnights — until the fall, in response to surging fuel prices triggered by the war in Iran, CEO Scott Kirby said in a company memo. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4rL382E

as a torrent fan i am in shock and need medical attention.... BUT, as a fleet fan, i am ecstatic

We spoke with independent journalists @taliajane.bsky.social & @acatwithnews.bsky.social about how they’ve safely filmed federal agents in the field. Here’s how they did it, plus see our digital security recommendations so you can do so safely, too.

THE TORRENT DEFEAT THE FLEET! #SeattleTorrent #PWHL #SeattleSports

woooo torrent win!!!!!!

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

The WSJ calls it “the most severe energy crisis since the 1970s.” ⛽️ @wsj.com www.wsj.com/world/middle...

You also forgot we can't get the good sunscreen anymore

"As last month's jobs report was just released moments ago, with the economy adding 92,000 jobs in February" "Actually, we lost 92,000 jobs" "OK, so that was wrong in the script"

I’m thrilled to welcome the @pwhlpa.bsky.social to the @aflcio.org as our 65th union! Women’s hockey players are inspiring a new generation and building power on and off the ice. America’s unions are stronger with the PWHLPA in our union family. bit.ly/4lkwBis

i love the handful of people responding to this to say that Dunks is bad coffee i don't think they understand that New Englanders' affection for Dunks is only incidentally related to the quality of their products

don't make me tap the sign (former target CEO bob ulrich admonishing leadership for using the "tar-zhay" nickname)

After a US-Israeli strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran, rescuers dug through the rubble for survivors. The death toll is still rising, with more than 80 confirmed dead so far.

the scotus tariff decision was only a week ago

attended my second @pwhltorrent.bsky.social game tonight-- a sold out game and record high attendance for the US 🥳

oh man :(

SCOOP: Noem's DHS has acquired at least NINE new jets in recent weeks, with another one on the way. Half are luxury jets. gillianbrockell.ghost.io/noems-luxury...

In the REAL ID era, this can also prevent people from flying.

In a historic year for women at the Olympics, Trump specifically awarded male athletes with the presidential medal of freedom at the SOTU. They never cared about women’s sports. They never cared about women, period.

perfect timing on my Seattle Torrent merch arriving today, excited and proud to see another game and support women's hockey later this week 🥳🏒

Seeing Trump and Kash Patel interact with the men’s hockey team is a solid example of how misogyny functions as a male bonding ritual. Patel is clearly trying to impress the athletes and Trump, Trump is trying to impress the athletes, and the athletes are trying to impress the president

People on Bluesky: “sPoRtS aReN’t PoLiTiCaL” The United States men’s national hockey team: *parties in their dressing room with Kash Patel*