LOL. “Free speech absolutist.”

@petebuttigieg.bsky.social I’m just catching up on Colbert…please tell me you’re not really “going to Target” these days. 🏳️‍🌈

We should worry about migrant rape gangs, says the man who just pressured Romania to free the Tate brothers so they could return to the U.S.

Is this the part when we start tossing Teslas in the harbor? 🇺🇸

I’m playing Whamageddon, but for that Lady Gaga song. Which one, you ask? I don’t even know what it’s called. Pretty sure I’m winning.

Honestly the hardest thing to not do today was stream this week’s episode of “The Traitors.” I may have to stay up past midnight….

Word.

The only things I purchased today were delicious food items prepared by minority owned small businesses walking distance from my apartment. I am the urban lib they warned you about. Prolly gonna donate some money to trans kids next. Because socialism and also fuck the man.

Russian asset

Jasmine Crockett is shredding this solo. But it’s past time for the rhythm section to enter this song already.

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He’s literally telling us to our faces now.

I don’t need AI to write music or create art. I need it to do the boring shit like filing my taxes and maintaining excel spreadsheets. We’re doing it wrong.

So let me get this straight: every tech exec and VC is just absolutely tripping balls all the time now and the best they’ve come up with is a copyright-eating machine and fascism? www.wired.com/story/ket…

Yeah cops, that's right, these horses will fuck you up, they fuckin' hate you

CNN: Do you think that calling Elon Musk "a dick" is effective messaging? Rep. Robert Garcia: "Well, he is a dick." I approve this message. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 💀

I’m replacing my doomscrolling/cable news habits with vintage video games (among other things). Did we really play this *with no map*??? How TF did I remember where anything was in this game?!?!??? #zelda

The right people are upset. So that show did what it was supposed to do in my book.

Them: I can’t understand what he was saying Me: Um, there were like 100 Black men dressed up as the American flag…👀 I mean I know I’m a nerd with an English Lit degree and analyzing text and subtext is 100% my jam but like… how do you not understand!?!?!?!!!!?!?

“Rap is crap!” has been every old guy of a certain age’s favorite hilarious self-penned rap lyric since the first old guy heard “Rapper’s Delight” in 1979. ⬜️🎤

This is it. This is the take.

Here's what the decision by America's favorite sports league tells us about "anticipatory obedience."

To understand the faction leading America, recognize they think the worst, most terrifying things to happen in recent years are: 1) George Floyd protests 2) Public health treating COVID as real 3) HR saying "we've received complaints about your, um, 'jokes'" 4) Press 1 for English 5) Pronouns in bio

Shocked! I am shocked! 🗑️

I mean, maybe Elon Musk needs all my Dept. of Ed. data so that when he pays off my student loans, it goes to the correct account— LOL just kidding. Fuck that guy. 🇺🇸

If you're protesting tomorrow: "I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present." MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.

LOL

Check your sources y’all

“And there are things where you have to go by brainpower. You have to go by psychological quality, and psychological quality is a very important element of it. These are various, very powerful tests that we put to use.” — 🟧

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

President Trump just shut off funding for law enforcement, farmers, schools, veterans, and health care.
 We are working diligently to reverse this, but we are preparing for every outcome to help Minnesotans weather this storm. Minnesota needs answers. We’ll see Trump in court.

Literally true. It freaks me out how many 1st/2nd gen folks I know are neutral-to-pleased about ICE raids, etc.

While we may face repercussions for this, the truth lies in the metadata. Memos to federal employees are being authored by individuals with ties to Project 2025. You can verify this yourself.

If you live in an abortion-restricted state, order your abortion pills now. PlanCPill.org will direct you to a provider who delivers to your state. If you live in Texas, you'll need to go through AidAccess.org. Legal jeopardy is on the provider, not the recipient--for now. So order them now.

This goes so fucking hard dude

Monday's ceremony in Poland is regarded as the likely last major observance of Auschwitz's liberation that any notable number of survivors will be able to attend, due to their advanced ages.

Hello Spuds, We have a show on Friday, Jan 31at a place called Peri's in Fairfax California. We start playing at 9:15pm

It’s weird how accurately you can suss out people’s political persuasions by how they react to actual facts being reported and corroborated by actual journalists. Not editorial. Straight-up news reporting. 🎯

But…have you seen how cheap eggs are nowwwwwww?!?!!!! 🇺🇸

Accurate.

It will save you time and mental energy if you understand that a lot of white people don’t believe anything is racism unless the person doing it is wearing a shirt that says, “I am doing this for a racism.” Plausible deniability is a social survival tool for them in a way it has never been for us.

2025 is turning into a challenging year already. The vibe I’m choosing to cultivate for the next few years is what I call “Rihanna Riding A Jet Ski”

Corporate gotta corporate

Honestly it’s just weird watching people defend Nazi salutes in LinkedIn comments. Do you not know that LinkedIn will now show that post & comment to your boss’ boss?

Please, y'all. Get off Substack. They have proved time and time again that they're a right-wing media company, not a neutral newsletter service provider. "The current number one History Substack is Martyr Made by Daryl Cooper, a Holocaust revisionist..." www.thehandbasket.co/p/substack-a...