Joe Biden’s brain did not work, it’s actually very simple

I’m not voting if this is the idea, fuck it man they don’t need my help for this shit

I hate the Chiefs too much man. Not like I hate them so much it’s unhealthy or I’m worried about what it says about me but like I don’t have enough hate inside me for what they deserve

Fake punt from midfield up 14 with seven minutes left is donkey brained shit man holy god

To every dipshit on this site who said “these rallies don’t accomplish anything” or “why would you sign up for their mailing lists omg scary” this is why

They say journalism is in trouble but idk

I feel like most car companies pretty much have the doors down cold

Nobody hates the NBA as much as NBA fans

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Another stupid question, yeah I don’t think Trump himself has ever denied this

Suck my dick Sean

Not her worst answer! It means what it sounds like dummy so maybe start asking sharper questions

I can kinda forgive people being fooled by this argument in 2015. Trump’s candidacy is a dangerous aberration, can’t roll the dice on Bernie, gotta send the GOP a message. Anyone remember what happened

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

The closer they come to getting it the more deranged they sound. Extraordinary

Urge to do communism rising

Oh so Clay Higgins is a pedophile for real huh

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

Comparing the moon to a thought bubble is the kind of thing a better writer would put in the POV of a psychopath to show their total inner vacancy and self-absorption

It took me too long to come around to this but the animating spirit of the modern right, probably even more than racism, is rage at the buckling of second-class citizenship for women

Just loudly announcing you don’t believe in jack shit

as a white liberal with Southern roots, quite frankly, I think other white liberals from the South need to get the fuck over their oddly defensive attitude about what should be pretty blindingly obvious.

My dude until ten years ago there were only male candidates

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

More evidence for my thesis that Silver is the worst of the Big Four commissioners. www.theringer.com/2025/11/10/m...

Nothing worse for the vibes of an NBA season than the Rockets being good

The professional gay troop says no more identity politics, shut the fuck up scumbag

Personally idk how you can listen to this and not believe every word. And again, even if you don’t, the media characterization that Trump “hasn’t been accused of wrongdoing” is pure editorial invention, a plain misstatement of fact

The claim you’re seeing that “Trump has not been accused of wrongdoing” wrt his Epstein connections is just flatly untrue, whether you think this accuser had mixed motives or not she absolutely did accuse him

Lmfao come on man have some self respect

Megyn Kelly doing the “actually that’s ephebophilia” defense, the writing is on the wall man I think Vance is the president inside of a year

Glad he’s got good healthcare

“A guy,” “someone”

“They’re going to accuse me of some funny business” - guy who is innocent

Top NYT story rn. Not even pretending to be a real paper anymore just unalloyed rightwing slop

Sorry it’s supposed to be the Republican electorate posing this question?

Ridiculous

This is becoming a truism about Vance but it’s just wrong. Polls the other day showed him running even w/ Harris and Newsom; people thought he won the debate against Walz. If he loses any of Trump’s WWE freak show appeal he’ll make it up with Tom Nichols types returning to the fold. He’s dangerous

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose

So was the Harris campaign just staring at this stuff like a calculus problem as they tried to figure out how to make it work for them or what

Let’s do the fucking news

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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle

This dumb motherfucker had to have his arm twisted not to vote for rfk jr. He’d earned a primary even before this mewling horseshit