that is not what the article says, nor is it an accurate summation of the rulings, nor is it true in any other way

sorry but "six genders, a real hit on Jesus" is incredibly funny

top contender for stupidest post of 2026 so far

obsessed with this US department of agriculture zine about snail farming from 1986 openknowledge.fao.org/server/api/c...

for my money this is a delightful addition to the Great Hats Pantheon

btw the 3rd Circuit held that bombing an occupied house and letting it burn for an hour and a half, killing 11 people and destroying 61 houses, was not a "seizure" under the 4th Amendment, and even if it was, it wasn't "objectively unreasonable," so no city employees were individually liable

the good news is either way there's roughly a 100% chance he gets primaried out in 2 years

I would love it if we had a major political party that is against defunding the public sector.

the effort and coordination that would be required to regularly transfer people in order to dodge legal access would be staggering. it would take half the agency to make it work. Aaron's right, that's simply not what's happening in all but some very rare circumstances

I am once again asking for large accounts with significant influence to not confidently post about subjects with which they have little to no expertise

Green card holders are not immune from detention. There are ALWAYS some "legal immigrants" in ICE detention. Her detention is stupid and cruel. But it is legal. She has an old weed conviction. Thanks to the War on Drugs that makes her deportable (she may have relief she can apply for).

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

You do not hate the DOGE people enough. Boys with toys breaking things they were too arrogant and lazy to understand.

This is how to respond when your university starts pushing Gemini on you

How to make immigration law even more punitive, in 5 simple steps: 1. Enact illegal new policy 2. Get sued 3. 5th Circuit says it's fine 4. Other Circuits say it's not 5. SCOTUS agrees with 5th Circuit It's basically foolproof

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

It Happened To Me: initial standard Google results weren't what I was looking for, but the AI overview nailed it

a significant part of the OG trilogy's status in the film pantheon is nostalgia as opposed to quality

incredible bit that the first time Americans show up in My Hero Academia it's as a group of beefy soldiers in stealth bombers accompanied by a barrage of ICBMs

there’s an objectively correct answer and it’s Live Más, you can instantly imagine 5 - 10 incredibly self-serious heartbreaking episode storylines that arrive there, my favorite is “Don Draper has seen Angels in America”

The Americans Avatar: The Last Airbender The Wire 30 Rock Veep Halt and Catch Fire Better Call Saul Station Eleven Neon Genesis Evangelion The Good Place Mad Men Andor Cowboy Bebop Frasier Parks and Recreation

objection: Cersei was not a witch. the state must have meant Melisandre

I see lots of people saying "haha we won, no more money for ICE" and I am once again pointing out that every cop has been paid in full the whole time and enforcement has not slowed at all. The *only* people being screwed are non-cop employees

genuinely remarkable how AOC is the only Democrat consistently on the right side of every issue

u/godok_drinker is a top 3 reason to be on the internet www.reddit.com/u/godok_drin...

i love the nba but it's not a sport. any physical competition held indoors is not a sport, it's "horsing around," a category that also includes hockey and many baseball and football games. nascar's place in this discussion is unknowable as no one is certain of whether being in a car counts as inside

okay she flipped a 2022 seat and held it in 2024, which is good. but at a certain point "better any D than any R" (generally true!) needs to be backed up with votes, and,

I'm all for more car-based regulation and making it easier to revoke licenses for dangerous driving. But "it's actually good for all drivers to be under constant video and biometric surveillance, leftistly" is wild

average mike davis post tbh

oh the Peaky Blinders movie is Bad bad

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

yo shout out to Bob and the whole damn Red Mill

Okay let’s fucking go storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

at Nuremberg 2 the DOGE people should be side-by-side with Rubio, Noem, Miller, etc.

*Sean Connery voice

6-3 by Thomas going the right way is a real whiplash moment

okay it's extremely funny that AOC's former campaign manager and chief of staff is running for Pelosi's seat and 1) he's worth over $100 million and 2) she hasn't endorsed him

regret to announce the average American voter is my mom and her nurse talking today: "I just think both sides exaggerate. I don't watch the news anymore because it's so dramatic." and then go scroll facebook for 3 hours

reading The Lathe of Heaven for the first time. Ursula Le Guin was a gem

can we just hire Japan to do trains for us

Brett Kavanaugh officiated Sarah Isgur's wedding and is helping her promote her book, which is all about how good and noble the Supreme Court is. There is no reason to take seriously anything this person says about her very powerful, life-tenured friends. Seriously, have some respect for yourself.

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

everything about DOGE was fucking wildly illegal and everyone involved in it should spend time in prison and have their assets seized

A hundred years ago, the Democrats were deeply divided between a progressive wing and a conservative wing, and maintained what party unity they could by allowing white supremacists to set policy on anything touching on race.

The Pitt is great, but escapism is necessary. I don't want all my fiction to be meditations on societal problems. That's why it's fiction

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

Georgetown Law Section 3 reporting for duty 🫡