Bring back How It's Made.

I usually end up with the left one. Sometimes a variation of the right one where it's rolled instead of folded.

It really is, extremely Gerry Anderson coded. My blood, my soul for an Ace Combat game set in the Strangereal equivalent of post WW2 where props and early jets mingle and where the Leduc is a secret weapon

Born too early to explore the stars. Born too late to explore the Earth. Born just in time to play Quest 64 in 4K.

Well, 5 minutes in and I can already tell this thing is exactly as faithful of a Nintendo 64 recreation as advertised; I did *not* expect putting a Summercart in it to work at all, let alone running a ROM from it, let alone running Rogue Squadron from it with no issues, yet here we are.

My Analogue 3D arrived today; forgot I preordered one months ago lmao

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Those are all infinitely better reasons to condemn Amazon than datacenter water consumption.

Fedora remains the only Linux distro I've used that kernel panicked for reasons other than hardware issues (other distros ran fine on the same hardware) or my own stupidity (like killing the init process).

A movie that takes place where you're from. (Allegedly, based on the phone number for D-Man Realty being 916-555-0179, and also the presence of a Sacramento Kings sticker on a wall during the job interview scene)

Mood? What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises — no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting, Charlie Brown.

Blocking out the sun was humanity's last ditch effort to win its war against AI in The Matrix. Glad we're speedrunning toward that on multiple fronts; yeah, we'll all be stuck in a digital mind-prison, but at least we'll get cool leather trenchcoats and bangin' techno music out of the deal.

I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥

Damn, this fucks. Hard.

Am essential step toward making RoboChomo a reality.

“The Vice President has nipples, Greg; can you milk *him*?”

Figure study for SEAWALL Acrylic - 13” x 9 ½” I imagined a young girl looking off to an uncertain future to represent the next generation facing global climate change. I wanted a photo reference but my daughter Alexa was grown up and off finishing grad school. 1/3

Ah yes, my favorite scene from Garfield and Friends.

This is apparently a controversial opinion.

Bryan Lunduke and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

This is why I use 9front for all mission-critical systems.

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep UNIX™ truly is the horniest operating system.

If I had a nickel for every MIT academic I know of with ties to Epstein*, I'd have… at least two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, am I right? (* the other being Marvin Minsky)

Well that explains why I love Monster energy drinks so much, I guess.

General Grievous was in Morrowind‽

Not only is this the exact opposite of how supply and demand work, but there's also no way in hell a cow is crossing the Darién Gap in one piece.

Time for one of my handful of very unpopular opinions: This exact scenario is why cryptocurrency exists, and why I don't take seriously claims that “crypto has no legitimate use cases”.

If I ever hear a computer tell me that I am “goated with the sauce” I will immediately incinerate every electronic device I own and lead the Butlerian Jihad myself.

This Hassett guy does understand that I can't eat gasoline or a mortgage as part of my Thanksgiving dinner, right?

...if you think about it? us ex mormons are worse in some ways? bc mormons tend to keep all the fucked up food shit among themselves *we* leave the flock and spread the gospel of things like hawaiian haystacks, funeral potatoes, and spreggnog

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Cartoons voiced by real animals (Episode 2): Fox

Literally me rn frfr

I know what I'm getting everyone for Christmas this year.

Sounds a lot like the rationalizations for civil asset forfeiture. “You have a right to due process, but the money we confiscated as ‘evidence’ doesn't, so we'll press charges against the cash.” Whenever you see a case name like “United States v. $100,000 in U.S. Currency”, that's what's going on.

The world’s first microprocessor is *NOT* from Intel.

 But you won’t find it in many textbooks. 

It was a secret only declassified in 1998; for good reason. 

 The Garrett AiResearch F14 Air Data Computer was 8x faster than the Intel 4004, and a year earlier!

“MURPH! DON'T LET ME RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF TEXAS MURPH! MURPH!”

#HaikuOS Made Many Kernel & App Improvements In October www.phoronix.com/news/Haiku-O...

common Kagi w

I swear to God if Half-Life goddamn 3 comes out before GTA 6....

On a different note, a feature request for @bsky.app: if I'm in the middle of creating a post, would it be possible to automatically save a draft in case, say, my absolute moron of a phone decides “wow RyNo switched to a different app so let's immediately unload Bluesky from RAM lmao”?

Specifically when you're on an empty stomach on a hot day and you gulp down a mouthful of ice cold water and you feel it as it slowly descends down your esophagus and into your stomach.

Three-cue systems and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Yknow, what I love about English specifically is its messy MAXIMALISM. It's like a weird wonderful fashion friend with her closets full of vintage treasures, plus her new DIY designs, her upcycles, a skirt made of neckties, underwear as outerwear, and oh you like this kaftan? It's a *loanword.*

Some deal you negotiated lmao

Best part of living in Reno: dozens of AYCE sushi joints, all with pretty good (or better) quality, and nearly all of 'em cost less than $40/person even with tip. And this one even throws in free sake (cheap sake, sure, but still sake).

A tale as old as time.