I wonder what it would be like to date a Ukrainian girl 🤔

The biggest inaccuracy movies taught us is that villains are cool. Not talking about the moral aspects, just that they would look and act stylishly. Real world evil is so frequently dorky, schlubby and banal.

“You’re a tiny fish, tiny fish always get eaten by the bigger fish” - Rob Miller

I love saying corny jokes

Sometimes you have to go against the grain and break all the rules

Don’t lend what you can’t afford to lose

A great man is not necessarily a good one

The people that voted for Trump that are now in the losers seat, don’t complain now ya’ll gotta keep that same energy you had during the election 😂

I gotta keep it 💯 4 years later, I don’t think those masks everybody was wearing did anything lol

Imagine that

God: Be fruitful and multiply Nick Cannon: Aightt bet

There’s a difference between cunningness and intelligence

lol people did all that complaining and crying about Tik Tok for nothing 😂

I was never going viral on Tik Tok anyway tbh 🤷🏾‍♂️

A part of me doesn’t like it when people binge-like my content because it makes me feel like they aren’t actually watching it

This IG shadowban is diabolical 😂

I will never cease to be amazed by books. Seriously. Just think about it; thousands of people read the same book, but in everyone’s brain’s the characters look different, the setting changes etc. We are all reading the same thing, but it's so unique to each of us. That is a beautiful thing.

The first House Party movie will never die in my eyes

If you ever get lonely, just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing happy birthday to itself every year.

If WWE were to make a college movie here’s some of the people I think would be in it as the students Tiffany Stratton, Alexa Bliss, Liv Morgan, Dominic Mysterio, Roxanne Perez, Carmelo Hayes, Je’Von Evans, Kelani Jordan, Thea Hail, Wes Lee, Naomi, Bianca Belair, The Creed Brothers, Ivy Nile

Sometimes your on-screen heroes are also backstage bullies

Do you ever just casually walk through a town/city in a video game and just admire it?

Someone may not be your type but it doesn’t take away that they are attractive

There was always an unspoken chemistry between Captain America and Black Widow in the MCU

Naomi will forever be my WWE crush

I wanna dance with a special girl while “Smooth Operator” is playing in the background ☺️😉

“You can’t see me!” - John Cena

I like a good snickers bar

Ultron in the MCU gives me Perfect Cell vibes

“When the Earth begins to settle, God throws a stone at it and believe me he’s winding up” - Ultron

Just going to reiterate - We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications

Let them be mad. Let them judge you. Let them misunderstand you. Let them gossip about you. Let them ignore you. Let them be right. Let them doubt you. Let them hate you. Let them run your name in the ground. Let them make you out to be the villain. But never let them make you question your worth.

Our universe was created with a big bang in a laboratory on a planet very much like this one. “Gather round” said the scientists. “This is what it’s like to be god.” Then they pushed the button that ended the world.

This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago. In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists. Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.

There’s something special about looking at the stars with somebody you connect with

I can’t stand when I’m on a restaurant date and the waiter talks too dang much! Interrupting every time me and the girl are having a “moment”! 😂😂 like dang gon somewhere!

How you dress is often a reflection of how you carry yourself

Venus and the Moon looking lovely tonight! (And fainter Saturn nearby)

Don't let anyone tell you that you're just a flightless bird. You soar

I’ll play-wrestle with my homegirls but I’ll never play-fight, I don’t know my own strength sometimes so that’s a no go for me 😂

It will never sit right with me how at the end of both Dragonball Z and GT Goku just left his wife and sons without giving them a true goodbye

In the MCU, no matter what multiverse it is, once the soul stone obtains a soul not even Odin himself can bring it back

In the MCU I get what they were doing with Jane Foster butttt Lady Sif or Valkyrie should’ve been the girl for Thor. His chemistry was better with them

Just because somebody isn’t cussing that doesn’t make the delivery and intent any less disrespectful

I’m not even gonna lie, the female version of “The Penguin” in Batman: The Caped Crusader is thick AF 😆

Anybody who would screw their “blood” is somebody you could never do business with. If they would cross their own family, what’s to stop them from doing it to you too?

“I’m that man on the moon” - Kid Cudi

Draymond Green playing some basketball!!