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Heck, I'm cute

LIGHTS! 💡 CAMERA! 📹 ACTION! 🎬 #SGDQ2026 IS OFFICIALLY LIVE FROM MINNEAPOLIS!! Come catch the hottest speedruns of the summer at gdq.gg/live AND youtube.com/gamesdonequick, supporting @doctorswithoutborders.org! ☀️

I no longer think “I hope you land on your feet,” I now think “the execs should be giving up a year’s worth of bonuses to keep you around”

I love these dummo cats and how obsessed they are with Tim

Poop

Internal porpoises

Cringe ass shit

I love so much how my skin looks with just a bit of a tan

Southport, NC needs many more Uber/Lyft/Taxis

I feel bad for people whose hair stylists don't like them enough to warn them they're frying the crap out of their hair

Upgraded my Pi-hole from my OG Raspberry Pi B to a Raspberry Pi 3 B+, and set up a cron to auto update my blocklists. Got the new Pi off Mercari and it came in a Megapi case!

News: Mitch McConnell who? Anywho, have you heard Taylor Swift is getting married?!

hearing "bittorrent is 25 years old" and thinking about back when it launched bram offered up a 700mb torrent of free pornography to lure people into testing it

Recall: A number of varieties of Zapp's and Dirty-brand potato chips due to possible salmonella contamination thehill.com/policy/healt...

Any plant can be a carnivorous plant if you bury a body under it

Brats Dolls but it's just bratwursts with doll appendages stuck into them like Mr. Potato Head

Real quick thought: Console prices for next gen: $1K+ No physical discs means that discount options on digital stores are your only means of saving money on software. Gen Z and Gen Alpha are already moving away from consoles and the way Millennials and older play games.

Thinking about the internet vigilantes on Threads who jumped down my virtual throat for getting coffee at a Target Starbucks while on a work trip, when my other options were a coffee truck at a Catholic church or Chick-Fil-A or no coffee and be a raging bitch all day

someone should invent a weed pen that doesn't disappear

PlayStation delisting and removing hundreds of digital movie purchases from accounts just days before announcing an all-digital future is a level of audacity that will be hard to top.

Ah cool the magsafe pluggy inny part of my old Intel Macbook Pro is ever so slightly smaller than the magsafes I have for my M3 and M5 Macbooks...I do not think I have the charger for it anymore, I figured they'd be interchangeable

I love that the jar at home that you throw coins into is apparently thousands of years old

There was some of that good ol’ HooptieX too. 📸 Lumix S5iiX S Pro 70-200 F2.8 #OG500 #Gambler500 #HooptieX #WeirdCarBS

Every little girl dreams of getting married in Madison Square Garden. How romantic /s

I miss the preacher curl machine ☹️

If I dress Cheese in Americana he will be American Cheese

My muse, Wade, from Next Door. (Neighborhood cat who was found and their owner posted this insane photo of them licking their food)

Meow

The heebjeebs

Cheese and Toast both get up when Tim gets up (5am-6am usually), but at 6:30am Cheese will meow at the door until he's let back in to wake me up. He jumps up on the bed and stomps right over to me, meowing and purring the whole way, then gives me head to head headbutts till I get up 😂

Our gym did a re-equip while I was away and some reason got rid of the preacher curl machine?? It was definitely used a lot so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I find it hilarious when hateful, yet also cheap, people waste money on something hateful

Companies aren't your friends, and you are more than your job.

Overnight oats is just gentrified porridge

Haven't opened my personal laptop in almost a week! Just been with my phone or my work laptop, and I'm logged into NOTHING personal on the work laptop 😂😭

Had a great time meeting almost all my coworkers in person, but I am so excited to go home to my bf and cats

Bless whoever at Charlotte Mecklenberg Library got my "help I can't renew my library card" support email at like 12am ET and already fixed my shit before the library even opened

Social battery go 🪫

I think I just want to fix and fiddle with old tech and play video games as my job

People lied about these David protein bars tasting good

If you’re upset about the Steam Machine prices, I’ve got bad news about how every other future console will be priced in a post-tariffs world full of AI-induced component shortages.

Starbucks app: We open at 7! We're in the Target! Me: *walks over at 7:30* Target store: We open at 8!!

Every time I open Instagram and the top post is from like a month ago I wonder why people use instagram.

You know, we should normalize just being able to walk out of conversations when interrupted.

In harsh juxtaposition to the (still) screaming baby, there is a baby the row in front of me who has been a little angel and hasn't made hardly a peep. I even made some faces at him and got a lil smile 😊

The baby did not get all the screaming out