Petition to bring back the Bud Ice penguins Dooby dooby doo

Operation Dumbo Drop

T'Ana is my favorite. She swears just like me 😹

If Rainbow Sandals ever go out of business I will be so sad

Yay new Rainbow Sandals

October 3rd, #OAKLAND Tell her where it hurtsss, Welcome to #SlamTown, Nurse Ratchet --- SlamTown 0 7:30ish doors, 8-11ish show $30, 21+Tix on eventbrite, link below #dontbringyourfnkids #ThisIsReal

Ad: You know those commercials with the perfect closet? Me: No. Ad: The one that makes all your friends jealous? Me: Oh totally cause my friends and I sit around judging closets in commercials.

Finally watching Star Trek: Lower Decks

So I had a very similar experience, albeit nearly 30 years ago, when he attended the grand opening of GameWorks here in SEA. When a couple of us approached him, he shouted, "I don't do pictures or signings, get the f**k away from me or I'll have the police here--NOW!!" He then scurried away 😂

It’s weird seeing all the Bill Nye love when you live in Seattle and have heard countless stories recounting the endless ways that he’s a raging asshole.

here I'll just put what I'm saying in replies here for everyone: I was genuinely shocked at how rude Bill Nye was to the <10 fans who had gathered to try and meet him after a comedy show that he hosted once

Fuck Bill Nye - me a former Bill Nye stan

oh great AI tools added to iterm2

Do you ever just get fucked up and think about the Animorphs ending or is that just me

has every generation felt like they were living through a mass psychosis event, or???

Drunk bees at the tiki bar were funny till I looked up drunk bees and learned they're basically killed if they return to the hive drunk

What if there was proximity chat for driving

And if you have a library card but the library is far, or you prefer digital or audiobooks, Libby is THE BEST!!! I listen to audiobooks almost every day and it absolutely makes my life better.

in every photo kash looks like he was caught right in the middle of pissing himself

Ok I will say whenever I finish a workout (I strength train) my brain does go "FUCK, I LOVE WORKING OUT" If only that enthusiasm could carry over ~48hrs

25g protein shake that is also all my fruits n veggies for the day ty V8 and Kencko

I dislike when people say they envy my looking forward to my workouts cause like...I don't. I workout after work MWF and at my 4pm therapy every week I moan about how I don't want to workout afterwards.

i have been in san francisco for two hours and seen no less than three hundred and forty seven thousand ads for AI bullshit

Me: *reorganizing items in the dishwasher* "You never played much Tetris, huh?" Bf: "No, why?" Me: "It shows"

still thinking about how the scheduling lady at the dentist didn't get the 2:30 (tooth hurty) joke

Once we move I am absolutely buying the cats speaking buttons. I had some for Squeaks, but she never used them and eventually puked all over them so...yea I didn't keep those

Happy my favorite local station is owned by a local broadcasting corporation (Capitol Broadcasting Co) rather than Nexstar or Sinclair I will miss WRAL when I leave the Raleigh area tbh

vibe coding creates code with the AI-art equivalent of having 7+ fingers on each hand

oops, canceled my Hulu bundle

Even individually, this is so important. I don’t want to debate if “posting is praxis”—but speaking out, even posting, matters more than we think. It reminds each other we’re not alone and helps keep us from the black hole of self-censorship that’s so much harder to escape.

shit's fucked, pass it on

lol kash patel

Constantly amazed at this apartment complex. Balcony railing fell off a top floor apartment over the weekend One whole side of the building is getting new windows and balcony stuff and can't use their balconies for ??? who knows how long Fire alarm testing last week only happened for bldg 1

Nobody: My brain: "cause that's not very fun, when they shoot a cannon in your bum; i like to put my bum on things, it's fun for everyone"

Cheese doesn't have a mean bone in his body, but damn will he throw a temper tantrum when he doesn't get his way

"Did you file your taxes WITH YOUR ASS?"

The CEO is in SF all the time I need to convince him to fly me weed back here

I need a new bong

Ah shit, twitch-js devs deprecated it back in January?! Man, I don't wanna have to port all my bot code to a new library

We have been here for a while. Look up o9a and 764 ffs

over under on shooter somehow having ties to 764

Bruh the fucking governor of Utah just told us to touch grass

THE BULLET HAD "*Notices Bulge* OWO" ENGRAVED ON IT ??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????!??!?!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!

The arrows are a helldivers reference. The notices bulge thing is a meme mocking furries. This is a deeply online person who is just putting memes on bullets.

ok but hearing the guy on the press conference have to read "*notices bulge* OwO what's this" was certainly something

oh no he wrote a furry thing on the casing

If you're looking for a place probably selling ad space, ask CNN streaming because I swear to god it's ads for the same 3 companies and I need some variety. If I hear SimpliSafe, Car Shield, or the Once Upon a Farm ads one more fucking time

Getting close to finishing Star Trek: Voyager!