Day 1 of Chaosgiving- 10pm: Desserts are made. Turkey is brining. Lasagne was made and eaten. Dog ate one quiche. Kitchen is cleaned up. Everyone is asleep. I am watching the first episode season 5 of Stranger Things. Alone in the quiet. Hope your night is equally as peaceful ❤️❤️❤️ 🦃

How long do you leave bleach on your counter after you do what you have to do with the raw turkey? Or do you just renovate your whole kitchen?

Upset that guns overtook cars as the number one killer of children in America, the GOP sat down and asked themselves, what can we do?

Day 2 of 4- at least I woke up at 5am instead of 4:30am 🤷🏼‍♀️

It’s not a matter of NEEDING one of these babies….

Anti-vaxxers are no better than drunk drivers and society should stop handling them with kid gloves.

Errand buddy 🥰🥰

Rep Waters has to say exactly what this meeting is about bc people are indeed so stupid that unless they say, out loud that the presser is specifically for “resisting”, dummies won’t realize it.

Blue Ivy is the pinnacle of Eldest Daughter energy.

4:38am because I don’t have 4 days of mayhem ahead of me. Who needs sleep I guess?

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"The children will be so elated by my promise to take them to Disney World that they won't care when I actually take them to a carnival in the Shop Rite parking lot"

I only care that we normalize not glazing her. I don’t care if she retires peacefully.

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NEW: Trump DOJ once again BUSTED for yet another lie told to a federal judge, this time in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s cases: DOJ told Judge Xinis Costa Rica wouldn’t take Abrego Garcia & instead he has to be deported to Liberia, with which he has no ties at all. Turns out, it’s a LIE.

Released 47 years ago today "Tommy Gun" by the British punk rock band The Clash The Clash - Tommy Gun (Live Something Else 1978) #punk #punks #punkrock #tommygun #theclash #history #punkrockhistory #otd

The kid: I see your playing your weird old person playlist. Me: I’m ignoring your attempts at slights. The kid: ok

I hate Florida as an entity but I have a 96 year old grandma here who I wouldn’t see otherwise (shoutout to grandma sue!!) In spite of how awful fl is we had an incredible weekend seeing her, a bunch of aunties and my late mil’s best friends. It was really good for my psyche and soul.

Uh oh. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

If you don't want to kick trans people out of bathrooms and sports to triangulate with 0.1% of voters in North Carolina OR demolish trans rights by electing Republicans because the Dems aren't sufficiently pro Palestine, you just might be a Liberal!

KC and the Sunshine Band’s hits #1 with “That’s the Way (I Like It)” — 50 years ago today. “People always thought [the track] was some kind of crazy accident, like we just stumbled onto a hook,” said Harry Wayne Casey. “But we worked that groove over and over until it felt like a living thing.”

His outbursts are unacceptable.

Trump gets positive press and some left wing rehabilitation campaign work without even having to pay for it. Mamdani gets ... nothing. Because within an hour after leaving Trump just stabbed Muslims in the back with announcing the repeal of TPS for Somalia.

Thank you. She’s not our fucking friend. Not now and not ever.

A list of people who are Dems who didn’t meet with, shake hands or kiki with Donald trump today: Lauren Underwood Kamala Harris Joe Biden Chuck Schumer Jasmine Crockett Sarah McBride Kristen Gillibrand Tammy Duckworth Cory Booker Hakeem Jeffries Nancy Pelosi Joe Neguse *partial list only

Chadwick Boseman aint got no business being gone!!

they want the class politics of white men to overshadow the work of Black scholars and politicians and activists and then blame anyone who raises it for being too identity focused and they want to destroy the base of the only party that could have stopped fascism.

Why has everyone decided that they should START their political career in Congress? When I tell people to “run for something,” I mean school board, city council, board of supervisors, town select board, water board, state house/assembly, maybe even mayor. 1/

You can be having a perfectly normal, benign conversation on here about gardening or your day, crafting etc then all of a sudden….

If being a loser were an Olympic sport…..

Appalachia rules apply: If you hear something, no you didn't. If you see something, no you didn't.

As I see more Black Women struggle to be treated equally in medical emergencies, I can't help but think... Medical Professionals are to Black Women what Cops are to Black Men. Both professional fields don't see Black men and women as equals. Let alone human.

The holidays are upon us. Hydrate, meditate and put aside bail money.

Remember when calling someone “conceited” was the absolute worst insult you could hurl?

I am a whole lesbian but be had a crush on this man since I was 18 years old. 😂😂😂 “If LL wants to take your woman, he will”

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance (TDOR) where we mourn the trans lives lost to anti-trans violence, hate, prejudice, & discrimination. We honor & remember, recommitting to uplift & empower, working to end violence against the trans community. I stand in solidarity with the trans community!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🕯️

Oh Mamdani said no to the primary. He’s no fool. NYC politics is blood sport.

As we gear up for the holidays this is my mantra.

The ONLY goal is to bankrupt Target 🎯 and then keep it moving to the next. Bankrupt them ALL. Never forget — we make these companies rich. When you take your dollars back, you take your power back. #KeepGoing #USA

ro khanna works for google, full stop. he has no principles, as in none, zero. if you buy his act you are an idiot

You all think you have it hard? Or parents had to be reminded… by Grace Fucking Jones that they even had children.

I don’t really like yellow watermelon but someone might.

All leftists in a nutshell.

Today is the day that I found out that my 12 year old child knows all the words to Poison

We might have more desserts than food at Thanksgiving this year. 👀

He hasn’t even taken office yet and his stans are big mad: “But for all her bona fides with mainstream Democrats, the selection of Tisch has angered many in Mamdani’s base.”

BREAKING: A federal judge ordered public schools in Texas to remove displays of the Ten Commandments in their classrooms.

Some people on here need to have their takes challenged with "And what podcast issued you *that* opinion?"

Yikes. I hope this isn’t as devastating as it sounds.