Is anyone out there looking to hire a full-stack .NET engineer? I have ten years of experience. DM me and I'll send you a resume. #software #CSharp #Angular #SQL

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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Well that's chilling

when your mom takes Tylenol in the 3rd trimester but you're already autistic

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

fucking masked cowards. Get your filthy fucking hands off of her.

Ronald Reagan explaining why tariffs don’t protect jobs, they destroy them and drag the economy down.

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The day I've worked for for 15 years has arrived! My novel Elysium Accumbens is now available for purchase! As of today, I am.....a published author. #booksky #scifi #makeaMeCry Pick up your copy here: a.co/d/esajjTC and please leave a kind review!

This shooting in Minneapolis happened just 20 blocks from my home, at a preschool just a couple of miles away from my wife's business...which is also a preschool. We are freaked the fuck out. Fuck this gun culture.

This Kickstarter campaign for Mars Cards is running for just a few more days, and we're short of our goal. If you have $30 to spare and would like to get in on this fun project, go to www.kickstarter.com/projects/mar... and get your pledge in! Your last chance to get a physical copy is here, now!

Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:

This will light such a fire up the MAGAs asses it would be worth doing.

Unboxing Video: I got my first look at the novel today. I can't wait to share this with the world! It's still in pre-order for ten more days, you can get a hold of it here: pegasuspublishers.com/.../comin......

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He verbally processed it today on his presser

You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!

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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

Delighted to announce that my #scifi novel ELYSIUM ACCUMBENS is being published in the UK and will release on August 28! Pre-order the book at: pegasuspublishers.com/books/coming... #booksky #writerscommunity #novel #spacetravel #books

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Jesus fucking Christ. Every one of the fascists has got face justice for this.

I know it’s crass to say, but I’m not sad that Hulk Hogan is dead. Fuck that guy.

I'm so excited that the President is going to lower drug prices by...1000%! So the drug company will pay me ten times the cost of the drug just to take it! You can't afford not to get cancer with a deal like that. This is truly a "number never thought achievable" 🤡

I love the fact that we even have the option of a Democratic Socialist to vote for. Rock on, Minneapolis! So far, Fateh has my vote.

So Bondi had already "closed" the case, but somehow they forgot to talk to Maxwell? This is most poorly-executed cover up in American history. It makes Watergate look like professional by comparison.

I just backed STACCS: A mind-bending 3D matching & stacking card game on @kickstarter.com ! This looks like a cool one, I dig the concept. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sti...

I’m already for Mamdani, you don’t have to sell it so hard

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This is just magnificent. Absolutely perfect. @thedailyshow.com

I cannot get enough of this show.

I have the perfect next gig for #Colbert : Celebrity Dungeons And Dragons. Right? #D&D #tabletopgames

POTUS makes clear: if you want to protect children and bring sexual predators to justice, you are a "weakling" and a "PAST supporter" who is no longer welcome in MAGA.

I friggin love this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYbb...

As far as I'm concerned, the Epstein client list could contain 100% democrats and Hollywood people, and not even be about T**** at all, and I would still be unwaveringly in favor of its release. This should be our relentless message. Protecting children is more important than the Blue Team.