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Do you know how *badly* I wish I owned the #Bubba gump shrimp co right about now?

Hey guys, what'd I miss?

This needs Benny Hill music

I propose #fashbashers

One's position on fascism doesn't exist on a spectrum. You're either a fascist or an anti-fascist.

The voice of our generation.

Also, easy workaround: Time to rebrand. We're now #antiantiantifa. Maybe the triple negative will stroke the mf out.

One's position on fascism doesn't exist on a spectrum. You're either a fascist or an anti-fascist.

You're getting a clear X-ray of America right now. Look at who this country's powerful institutions choose to elevate, venerate, and celebrate. Look at the double standards. Look at the people who adore Charlie Kirk - then spend five minutes reviewing his hateful legacy. This is America.

Hell gained a minion today

Hell gained a minion today

Trump was certainly giving "mummified nutsack" at his presser yesterday. Glad he's following RFK jr's advice. Keep it up buddy. I hope Vance is on bedpan duty.

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The ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ Republican Way! (One in a series.)

SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."

They should start with the trash fire on Pennsylvania avenue

Alright, which of you are going to volunteer to be the three spirits that visit trump tonight?

Not to add anything unnecessary, but uh: www.pizzint.watch We're at a DEFCON 1 on the PizzINT scale. PizzaPlaces in DC are really busy.

BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr poised to surpass gun violence as leading cause of death among American children.

I can't help but think that the guns help.

"I have never experienced such radical non-transparency, nor have I seen such unskilled manipulation of data to achieve a political end rather than the good of the American people." ...

If only they protected school children like they do the Epstein files.

Someone should check him for mitochronic diseases.

It must be brutal going through life looking like a half-opened can of Spam

Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.

We got one. Have notifs on too lol @isdjtalive.bsky.social

is he dead yet? i feel like i need to make a bot for this.

Gavin newsom's current social media tactics are incredible. I think Kamala would have won if she had used these tactics during the campaign. Holding a mirror to trump's DSM-certified insanity is pretty fucking effective.

This is *insane* Think tanks are a vital feedback loop between government, academia, and the public. There have been minor cancellations before, but dropping them wholesale is a dangerous precedent in insulating decision makers from criticism

TONIGHT: Brad Edwards, an attorney who represented over 200 survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's abuse, talks to @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com on The #LastWord at 10pm ET.

Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

Time for some gawker alumns to write the obit

Share your most creative hotspot names calling out #trump for the pedophile rapist that he is. Retweets for the ones that make me chuckle.

Here's a petty but extremely pervasive activity: Rename your wifi / hot spot to something like "Trump is a pedo." It's a constant broadcast to the world, and we can all do it. It's especially fun to do on airplanes. and public places. #TrumpisaPedophile

Here's a petty but extremely pervasive activity: Rename your wifi / hot spot to something like "Trump is a pedo." It's a constant broadcast to the world, and we can all do it. It's especially fun to do on airplanes. and public places. #TrumpisaPedophile

Great at photoshop

Thanks RFKJR

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it's inherently patriotic to be mad that the country isn't progressing in a direction that improved the lives of its citizens and the world that it's a part of. it's easy to ignore/avoid/rationalize the many + myriad wrongs our government (and by proxy we) are responsible for.

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

This is the guy in charge of health in this country. This guy, with shitty gingivitis-festooned teeth wants to ban fluoride. the fact that this metastasized scrotum, with a zyn in his fucking mouth, has any say on what happens to science and health policy, is a goddamn outrage.

We have a type