People who love the movie Liar Liar (I am one of you), imagine what that movie would look like with literally any actor other than Jim Carrey in the lead role. It's an absolute dogshit slop script that he carries on his back like Forrest Gump dragging Lt Dan back from Vietnam.

I love fucking with scammers :P

listening to my younger, kinky and experienced friends talk about the sex they have/had is so depressing it makes me want to die

wrt KOSA - you can safely assume that any legislation whose stated goal is to "protect kids" is a trojan horse that will let the government install a camera in your urethra and legislate how many pumps you're allowed before you blow your load

why does FFXIV always go down when I have a day off IMMEDIATELY after I finish work ToT

collage of kuu and sulfur art from @qwarq.io @kapus.bsky.social @0dayhx.bsky.social @yazawaakios.bsky.social @bluebunaoi.bsky.social @naudydraws.bsky.social @shortsteel.bsky.social @dsandy586.bsky.social @sayarat.bsky.social @finde.bsky.social @autisticartist.bsky.social @reformedchmra.bsky.social

youtu.be/cFawbORFr20?... At this point there is no denying that PETA is a psyop designed to make environmentalists look like out of touch insane people

Jesus was born in a barn to two poor parents, but he pulled himself up by his bootstraps and became one of the wealthiest men to ever- sorry what's that? That's not how the story goes? But that means ... no that's got to be wrong because I was always told-

Summoner glam :B

Hymn and Aria in the new cubscout uniforms

People used to think casinos rigged the games. They did, they do, it is well known. Imagine how much easier it is to rig a gambling app.

I love the trend of people in their 40s+ who spent every waking moment from age 14-35 fucking and doing drugs, who are now annoyed that their bodies can't handle it anymore telling the new generation not to have any fun. As a 40yo I wish I had spent my youth doing that shit.

christmas themed commission for IzzySable n.n

too busy monitoring his son's JO frequency to be up to date on his FUCKING JOB

Here's a thought. What if there were a way to make tactile buttons and knobs modular - like they relabel and rearrange themselves in different configurations depending on the task so that they're not impossible to use while driving or w/e like touch screens are but also don't take up permanent space

At first I thought Pete Hegseth was just a pathetic alcoholic ex-Fox News host. Now I think he's all those things AND a horrendous monster who gets off on murdering people.

my working theory: Cloudflare is Omelas. Whenever there's an outage, their sacrificial child has died and needs to be replaced

Some recent commissions I did ~ if you're interested in getting one for yourself check out my journal on Inkbunny: inkbunny.net/j/578931-Aog...

I see a lot of posts complaining about people being mean or rude or note knowing how to manage their feelings and lashing out and I hate to do this but a lot of those problems go away if you relieve the underlying stressors. Like being poor.

LEWD discord stickers from today for MasterFluff :B

discord sticker commissions from today for MasterFluff ~

I can't wait for my tax software to tell me it loves me and plan a murder-suicide pact

Seeing the whole "don't be mean about porn because victims of abuse should be allowed to cope with their trauma thru fiction and art" thing going around again and I would just like to remind folks that you do not need to have been SA'd or abused to make or enjoy dark fiction.

Digimon commission for Mikolai from today ~

You know what would be really funny is if somebody released a book called Winds of Winter before GRRM

wouldn't it be crazy if we found out that DNA has just been a hoax for all these years. Like every "you are not the father" moment, every clutch DNA-based prosecution or exoneration was just them flipping a coin or w/e

dont think ive shared these ones over here before,,, mostly from 2023, think toskr is 2024- it just feels like i had a bunch better handle of 3D space/shape/anatomy, even in quick doodles? am i just like, doing the typical artist thing of overthinking? idk #nsfkartart #nyx #toskr #lynn #natsuki

I forgot how classy AstLibra is. <3

forgot I'm supposed to post art here. Here's some cool commissions I did for an anonymous client yesterday

Working Class: Help us please GOP: *stuffing comically large sacks with dollar signs on them full of tax money* we ARE helping you! We're doing a great job too! Dems: *helping GOP stuff the sacks* I wish we could but our hands are tied. Vote!

Shouldn't they be congratulating her for "getting a real job?"

I'm with God on this one

the United States is 340 million people held captive by like a dozen multi-billionaires. Our only purpose is to generate revenue for them to collect

The vote for progressives scared the corporate Dems enough to let Republicans win. Disgusting.

Ramza

If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai

I heard it was tummy day?

something something tummy day .. i need to actually practice rendering that area lmao #kartart #originalcharacter #raku

,,, have this version too- #nsfkartart #originalcharacter #raku

requiem of fallen leaves #art #fantasyart #illustration #イラスト

When I was 5 years old my mom and I played Dragon Warrior together on the NES. Well, she played and I watched. It's what started my love of RPGs. Today I bought the remake and we played a bit together and it was just a really nice moment TuT

Playing Dokapon Kingdom and when I input a name it changes all the lowercase letters to caps. CPUs are allowed to have lowercase, names taken from Steam too. Why let me type in lowercase if it's just going to change them? Am I being gaslit?

RIP bozo

"Medicare for all would bankrupt the entire private insurance industry overnight!" I'm already convinced you don't have to keep selling it to me

I need this to happen to me

High Tide 🌊 ✨ Hey guys I just finished this new painting in my ongoing series of paintings called ‘A Starry Place’ where I explore spaces that are meaningful and nostalgic to me. This piece is inspired by overcoming insurmountable challenges.