Anonymous commission from today ~

Expectation: Congress exclusively holds the power to declare war Reality: The President unilaterally starts wars whenever and with whomever he likes, and Congress can't even be bothered to vote on whether to stop bombing schools, killing children and assassinating/kidnapping foreign heads of state

This is insulting to real men who have neanderthal DNA and aren't Republican.

Can people on this fucking app stop glazing Hillary Clinton please. Trump didn't cheat to win in 2016. It was her election to lose and she fumbled the bag. Frankly she shouldn't have even run but she felt the Presidency was owed to her and the Dem establishment let her do it.

One day will be the last day I ever see Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, and Donald Trump. In the moment I will be unaware that it is the last time I will ever have to gave upon them, and that is a tragedy because that day should be celebrated like a national holiday.

All those records are clogging up the White House toilets as we speak. It would not surprise me at all if the DoJ has successfully destroyed every piece of tangible evidence by now.

If you can't find anyone I would be more than willing to take on that onerous moral burden

I can always tell I'm in a depressive episode because I get argumentative with people. And I get argumentative with people when I'm on social media. What's the causal relationship here

in other news, Nils has a pet now.

"Ethical billionaires could theoretically exist in the modern world!" ok. Name one. I'll wait. What is even the point of making this argument except to be a pedant

Is Batman a good billionaire? Sure. I don't think anyone would argue that Batman is a bad person. Are the writers who make comics about aspirational billionaires doing propaganda for the moneyed class by pretending their money comes from magic and not poor people? Duh.

Games used to care about explaining where characters' weapons went when they weren't using them. Cloud wears an enormous magnet on his back. Would that work? Not well, but it's an attempt. Games now just magically stick weapons to your character's back and we accept it.

"Oooh isn't this amazing? it's my favorite part because - you'll seeee hereee's where she meets prince charming, but she won't discover that it's him til chapter 3!" Belle isn't a bookworm. She just reads supermarket harlequin romance novel slop

When a Klansman died during a cross burning, his soul entered a racist carpenter's ventriloquist dummy and became the creature we now know as Steven Miller.

Republican voters are gonna have to come to terms with the fact that their party is full of the child sex criminals they've been screaming about for two decades sooner or later.

Happy Zelda 40th anniversary!

One thing that's always struck me as funny about a lot of videogames is how there are apex predators every ten feet when in real life it takes multiple square miles of prey animals and greenery to support just one.

Here's a shower thought for you the words bull, pull and full all have a silent "u" while mull, cull, and dull don't.

Has there ever been a species so short-sighted that they destroy their own environment and ensure their own destruction? I would say like ... parasites, bacteria, viruses, but those things generally live in harmony with their host and only do damage when they transfer to one they aren't made for.

I saw a youtube video made yesterday. YESTERDAY. Going over the sus circumstances of Epstein's death. His brother has been saying it was murder since 2019 when he hired an independent autopsy doctor, but ppl are talking about it now??? We knew all this in 2019. This is not news.

my bun family in #FFXIV

puppy boy gun

#art #sketch

finally finished my HW relic

I just ate the worst McDonalds food I've ever had. It tasted like whoever made it dropped the entire thing in bong water, then dried it out and packed it up. Every bite tasted like rancid weed.

little speedpaint headshot of my WoL, Nils

Commissions from today for Raerec!

commissions from today for TheSkylord117. Drawing guns is hard TuT

Well that's that then, I guess they just won't do that now.

A cock in the ham is worth two in the bush

My WoL would like to clarify some things

CW: blood Some commissions from today for Parakolouth

Tim Walz talked a big game and now that it's time to put up or shut up he chose to quit

Block instantly.

Some casual nudity comms for TheSkylord117

anon comms from today ~

lmao that's not even the same character. You can't just say she's wearing contacts and makeup, her entire facial structure is different

After he lost in 2020 I was kind of hoping Trump would have like a dictator in exile arc where he moved to Russia to avoid prosecution

For the record this is good and I'm not shitting on this person. But I just see stuff like this and go "yeah so?" Like ... what do you think is gonna happen now that we know for certain that all the wealthy powerful elites are also pedophiles? Are they going to arrest themselves?

sometimes I get the urge to replay Persona 5 Royal, and then I remember it took me 200 hours the first time

The people who actually prey on kids are too hard to doxx so lets just destroy a bunch of people who make art we think is icky instead.

There's a huge difference between "I want you to design it" and "I don't know what I want" and most people who buy art say the first thing when they mean the second thing.

People who love the movie Liar Liar (I am one of you), imagine what that movie would look like with literally any actor other than Jim Carrey in the lead role. It's an absolute dogshit slop script that he carries on his back like Forrest Gump dragging Lt Dan back from Vietnam.

I love fucking with scammers :P

listening to my younger, kinky and experienced friends talk about the sex they have/had is so depressing it makes me want to die