Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was playing at the gym and I will forever be salty that Nebula wasn't the one to kill Thanos. It should've been her or Gamora, it made the most sense story-wise. Choosing Tony Stark was for fan-service, and it didn't even serve the fans cuz they killed him immediately after

Damn, the Planet Fitness gym is playing Eat Your Young, that song kinda slaps, I should add it to my queue because I'm still not doing another workout listening to nothing but gym music.

LMAOOO someone on r/SeattleKraken posted this in response 💀

Between Olivia Rodrigo on May 2nd and Noah Kahan on May 9th, I guess I'm gonna be watching SNL two weeks in a row for the first time in probably a decade.

Gavin McKenna YOU are a Seattle Kraken

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Oh boy time for Democrats to write strongly worded letters to Trump about how wrong this is, that'll stop him for sure!

I miss that week long period when being a Kraken fan wasn't a humiliation ritual

Bluesky really patted themselves on the back for being a social media site without the algorithms that define Twitter and TikTok, just to be like "you can now use AI to curate your feed ☺️". I'd rather just have an algorithm.

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

Finished my first book of April and I really enjoyed it. Emma R Alban is one of my auto-buy authors, and I loved this romance so much. It was advertised as Mean Girls-inspired but for me it felt like a grown-up sapphic version of The Clique, but a little less mean. 4.5⭐ #booksky

Well at least the Panthers got eliminated before the Kraken

Yesterday marked 10 years since I started dating the love of my life and my best friend. I've had the best decade because I've spent it with @k0mori.bsky.social, you are my favorite person, the funniest person I know, and I love you so much. I know the future will be bright because you're in it 💖

Everyone keep the NHL refs and officials in your thoughts, they just lost their very large Kalshi bets that they made before the season started

Panthers gone AND The Lightning beat the Bruins, we are SO back

Please Penguins I will not say anything mean about you if you just end the Panthers season PLEASEEEEE

THE NEW YORK JETS ARE NOW ALL ALONE WITH THE RECORD FOR THE LONGEST PLAYOFF DROUGHT

Let's Fucking GOOOOOOOOOO

The fucking Mario movie is taking up like half of the theaters at my local AMC so now the movie I *did* want to see, Forbidden Fruits, is no longer playing at my local theater. God FORBID someone be busy opening weekend, my chance has come and gone I guess.

It's been a day and I really cannot overstate how badly I need the full version of Staying Still on Spotify, Noah Kahan once again will not get out of my head and I need to blast this at full volume in my car next time I'm crashing out.

If you or a loved one has watched the Seattle Kraken play hockey any time from October 2025 to April 2026, you may be entitled to compensation

If it can’t be the Kraken, I hope the Sharks make it in. It would be fun to see them make a playoff run

Kraken fight baaaaaaaaack

I hate being dumb and scatterbrained :( it's cost me like $15 in gas this week and the wasted time that I could've spent getting a complete workout AND having time to eat and relax before bed.

This is why I hate Boston sports teams, why couldn't they just end the Panther's season

At the gym during a severe storm outbreak and one of the TVs is playing Twister. Hell yeah!

Noah Kahan once again dropped a 30-second song snippet that changed my brain chemistry and ITS NOT ON THE OFFICIAL TRACKLIST

Yayyyyy I'm so excited, but also really intrigued to see where she's going with this based on the album title.

I drove to the further away Planet Fitness and forgot my headphones, this sucks ass 😭😭😭😭

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I'm gonna need one hell of a playlist for the gym tonight if 80% of the TVs are gonna be showing this shit.

I don't know which Habs player hurt him so I'm putting the whole team on my shit list.

Dunkin LIEEEEEED, this is in fact a joke :(

Well, maybe next year the Kraken will make the playoffs 😔

What did I do to the NHL to make it be so mean to me tonight

Let's give a warm welcome to the 2027 new NFL teams: the actually-Kansas Chiefs, the Indiana Bears, and the Orlando Jaguars

The Lightning are losing and the Panthers are winning 😭 boooooo

Everyone help me manifest a Panthers loss tonight to eliminate them from the playoffs, this week hasn't been very good so far I NEED this.

Here is a video of Brady Tkachuk getting slapped by Yanni Gourde. Thank you so much, @laydownthelaw.bsky.social for this special gift.

put the Brady Tkachuk bitch slap in the louvre

Damnit I was so happy at Hagel's goal and now the game is tied again 😭😭😭😭 the Predators can't get any more points in the standings 😭😭😭😭

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Found someone who clearly has not read another book by now.

This is the latest in the season that I feel like there was hope for the Kraken, which is great, but also now I have to root for the most French team in the league and the most Mormon team in the league to each win their games which I HATE but I'll do it for the Kraken.

Islanders get your SHIT together I want the Panthers eliminated this weekend

Nothing like running off adrenaline when you do the professional workplace equivalent of sending a risky text then throwing your phone across the room.