I understand some of you with proper jobs have your payday today. *smiles at you for too long* marswasrubbish.etsy.com

To all traditionalists who celebrate it, happy Unthanksgiving.

It's Thanksgiving! Are you getting your eels ready? It's tradition! The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5 🗃️🧪

Have really enjoyed having to add the Real Intelligence to some AI derived arsefluff someone thought was Adequate Work. I mean I had Nothing Else to Do.

I’m afraid I won’t be offering BLACK FRIDAY discounts on my posters this week. a) I am not Amazon. Just a bloke who draws stuff for money AND pays his taxes. b) Rest assured all profits pay only for luxuries such as food, gas and lecky. xx www.edwardphilips.co.uk

The Internet Archive just released tens of thousands of seed catalogs, spanning over two centuries! They are both lovely and interesting. Check them out! archive.org/details/usda... 🗃️ #c18th #c19th #c20th #illustration

All Reeves had to do to eliminate the deficit was to put a 50% tax on polyester flags.

youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4 I wish.

Woohoo logging off and really looking forward to a whole four hours of evening.

Presume the online gambling companies are Less Than Happy - anything which reduces the profits of the misery mercenaries has to be welcomed #Budget2025

Rather feel like telling everyone at work to fuck off as it appears I am the nominated point of contact for "did the rest of your brains fall out while having a shit" type of queries

Right, it is Cinderella the Ballet via the cinema. I am ignoring the stack of unfinished work as it can wait for tomorrow's unreasonable requests to join it.

I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.

Step 1: Sign up for a FREE library card at your local library today. Step 2: Enter a world of possibilities. Step 3: Share some of the library joy that is sure to come.

Blimey indeed.

Robert, Liam, Damon, ivan #onlyConnect

Motorcycles #OnlyConnect

This should really be on a T-shirt.

Well today really is turning out to be last week continued but with even more work. Shitshow that won't get better at any point.

Clearapathra is genius 🙏

Hookland holds the dialect word of holscad – a shadow cast by something that is patently not there, a shadow of something which was once there, but now no longer exists. #Hookland #WOTD

Well today out with Theatre Disaster Friend for their birthday was rather excellent. A sustaining snack at th Royal Opera House Cafe

It's getting proper busy over at heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com - doesn't mean it couldn't stand to get busi-ER mind! Eye up the myriad delights, solve secret santa, may joy be unconfined!

The new one by the Twilight Sad being a reminder that yes, I do indeed have tickets to see them next year.

Is it time yet?

Absolutely struggling with the weird lighting levels at the venue. Either have it dark or have it lit, but dim is no use.

O is for Owl Service from my linocut #folkhorroralphabet inspired by the 1967 novel by Alan Garner which he adapted from Welsh folklore. There’s a television series from 1969 which holds up surprisingly well. matpringleillustration.bigcartel.com/product/folk...

Best day of the year, Haunted Landscapes at Conway Hall.

THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT #totp

Bins! #totp

Like every interpretative dance thing I've ever been forced to watch #totp

Bedsitter is a stone classic of urban narration #totp

Sweater and slacks. Such a real SEXY combo obviously. Behind the velvet rope laydeez #totp

It really is 80s Office Xmas Party mix special. "There's Russ from Accounts trying to fight off Sandra from Reprographics" #topt

Oh joy Modern bloody Romance. #totp

It’s a Philip Treacy special tonight, apparently. #totp

When my hair goes into attack Medusa mode, it looks like that #totp

*Lots of happy INXS thoughts* #totp

All rise for #ExcellentThighs #totp

The guy with the eyepatch is the country-rock Bez #TOTP

The All Winners Final for Murderer, Serial Killer or Cannibal now live #totp

Dear mother of gods #totp

Right time for a round of qualifying heats of a Murderer Cannibal or Serial Killer. #totp

Those ladies are getting lost in the mist. #totp

Had to spend a freezing cold morning with someone who looked like BA this week. That hasn't helped with my opinion of either. #totp

Dad, dad they're on.. ...with clothes #totp

Extra Cliff. This is cruel and unusual punishment. #totp

Zumba class flashbacks #totp

Dru’s got his falconry outfit on #totp