And although I quite like the wood carvings, they do also give me the right willies at dusk.

And yep Northern Lapwing, you do indeed sound like a dog with a squeaker.

One of the bits of the walk which seems a bit special. During winter/autmn, it's a hooved churned mess, but from Spring..

Faced The Outside for the supermarket and the charity donation book swap in aid of Marie Curie has enriched me. What-ho!

Well aren't you looking mighty fine

Gig all sorts of grand but honestly, it's a seated gig, stay fricking seated - you don't need another yet another drink, or the inevitable trip(s) for a slash.

Black Box Recorder night. *eeek* And the waiting music includes All Around My Hat which I'll have as an earworm til Whit Tide next.

As befits a vile weather day*, have booked to go and see silent film with added big organ for later in the year. *I am not a heat lover

Something calming about seeing, and hearing, the swifts whip across a hazed crescent moon

Just went to an estate sale. This baby and I have the same vibe today

Absolute credit snaffling fucker. Good luck answering all the questions related to that project sunshine. *Checks still on mute*

One of the total knobbers in the team just uttered some such bollocks that it deserved a Wanker of The Week award.

There are a couple of events I would like to go to next Tuesday evening, but the accurséd project requires (unpaid) extra evening work again.

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"Jesus was a cross maker" bloody hell, perfect timing to turn on the radio. *twirls in the kitchen with the mop*

Totally enjoyed the comedy violence/minor gore of "Normal" - I mean it owes a lot to Hot Fuzz <greater good> in feel and that was OK.

"The mincing mischief-making spinster"

Today has so far been a right bastard of a day. Monday clearly tricked me into thinking it would not be too bad. Would have enjoyed the cinema tonight as well.

Trying to think of a polite way of telling Mum that a Day Out involving at least 6 hours of train travel might be a bit much for a 90 year old with a dodgy leg.

Visit to Mum and Dad, he was doing fine, making good vonversation, then all of a sudden has tangented off back to My Shipping Days.

Ah so this weather also available

And appropriate to post St Cuddy Duck hisself as was stopped on the way in as Ms Mallard was escorting her ducklings down the road to get to the river.

Very fond of the weary angels grappling with Jacob's Ladder

From the gob stoppingly amazing textile work from Revelation (as told to John The Divine) series by Jacqui Parkinson. Bloody hells bells.

About ten mins apart.

Well that was a lot of weather in ten minutes. As I sit here gently steaming and dripping.

It is slightly breezy

There's a lot of everything, except people.

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

Hello my favourite scowler

Aliens in Harvard Chapel

Although I am not where I planned to be, I am on leave and enjoying some of the Secret Ceramics at Sotheby's as part of "Crafted"

Someone did take the time to send an email thanking me for stuff, praising my reliability and efficiency. And it was actually something which was my job to do so way-hay.

At the stage of poorly where I've coughed so much, my back hurts a lot.

Remembering Ian Dury on his birthday. Here he is with The Blockheads performing a great version of Sweet Gene Vincent in Paris in 1978

The French for 'Fire Engines' is Les Dennis.

Very much only just finishing work (part 1) about 30mins ago; I also have a right muzzy head and Wracking Lungs of Death type cold so this is a Super Monday

The mystery of Irma Vep - a penny dreadful. And no, I didn't totally think I was seeing something else, somewhere else resulting in a bit of swift route calculation.

American Slothic. Not even sorry. #art #AmericanGothic #sloths

"We fall to rise,we are baffled togight better"

Time for a tour of the Old Bailey

Absolute swifts and starlings shriek off this morning.

Corvidmental

May be lots not ok at moment, but just seen a proper "will you do me the honour" down on one knee proposal when out in the park. Not a big ta dah, just really small moment.

Phew no Reform majority here, bonus of a couple of Greens. Am very relieved. Although no idea about my actual ward result but a Labour hold overall.

Because I am a Good Person* I am not sharing my views with a complainer that yes, it's frustrating the tits off me that something still isn't right being supplied, so they just think I'm incompetent.

A quick repost for this on World Ovarian Cancer Day. #ovariancancer #nowomanleftbehind

Tonight's edification and entertainment. Reserved a copy from the library earlier. Also Scratching Fanny of Cock Lane will never not make me laugh.

Commemorating that time Whispering Bob Harris was chased around the Norfolk coast by a ghostly force, "The Old Grey Whistle and I'll come for you Test" is available now. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1805...

So although I think FPTP is a faulty system now we are in an era of smaller parties rather than two dominant parties. Although I think we need a new representation of the people act to reflect that. I vote. I vote because my grandmother was in her late 40s before she had the vote. 7/7