Bills winning tonight (lose next week) and McDermott surviving another year would be the ideal.

Can whoever wins this game lose to Pats/Texans? Please?

Bo fucking Nix gonna get to a Super Bowl before Josh? Goddamn, man.

“Sherburne County sent her back to Fort Snelling, and Fort Snelling released her yesterday after we talked to her attorney, (a federal public defender). I said, ‘(They’ve) been holding onto a U.S. citizen for over 48 hours. What’s the deal?’ He said, 'Everyone I know has resigned.'”

That's a long fucking list.

Authorities are advising folks to stay inside. A CHUD WATCH has been declared for the downtown area. Taylor Dahlin and I will be providing live coverage and raising money for a good cause until every last chud is accounted for. Check back with us here. We'll see you at 1 pm.

downtown pretty quiet right now except one dude whose driving around with a megaphone telling all the “white supremacist bitches” to go home

Getty photographer was tackled by about 50 agents while covering Whipple. He threw his camera at another photographer to prevent it from being confiscated. 📸: Pierre Lavie

Given the timing, we consider this to be targeted harassment as punishment for exercising our First Amendment rights. We're still handing out free whistles. And we just got in hundreds of new yard signs. Keep resisting, Minnesota. We love you.

DHS employees entered our store this afternoon and served us a Notice of Inspection, demanding copies of I9 forms for each employee. In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.

they did nothing and are getting subpoenaed anyway. nut up losers.

She’s a U.S. citizen and was on her way to pick up seizure medication. ICE has detained her anyway for the past 50 hours at the Sherburne County Jail. www.twincities.com/2026/01/16/f... #NasraAhmed #StPaul

Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE kidnapping and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost. Learn more: www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-arou...

Now got a cold/sinus thing going on. I love everything.

we found a situation where ICE agents will take off their masks - for their photo ops at the quality learning center daycare in loring park!

That Crockett/Perry print goes harder than it has any right to

"Don't want to count how many people are eating? No problem - just upload a photo" is the funniest shit I've read all week.

Trump joins a not-so-long list of people who have acquired someone else's Nobel medal, including... uh... Joseph Goebbels. www.nobelpeaceprize.org/press/press-...

They’re adding another base in the next CBA and only the Mets know about it

Mets finally did a thing. Not a great thing, but it's something.

what do you mean “appears to show” why can no one in the news state factual information anymore????

The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.

DON’T TAKE THE BAIT again. Man, you slugs could at least TRY to new way of saying “we aren’t gonna do shit to help you, but man are we itching to blame you.”

this is why you should only be listening to minneapolis residents when it comes to our city. star tribune’s billionaire owner can give his own money if he wants to help

First they came for the secret police Who will be left to speak for the tone police? 😢

they keep saying “clash” to describe people peacefully filming and getting beat up by agents of the state and it’s making me lose my mind

Holy shit. The video is so much funnier than the quote. Lmao

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM STARDEW VALLEY

It feels like years since I started Baldur's Gate III (it was two weeks ago), I'm hoping I get some time to play that again this weekend.

The median American here imo

13-year-old step kid just told me their friend wasn’t at school today because he had a really bad reaction from the tear gas. And he wasn’t even outside.

Saw a guy chasing ICE and blowing his whistle while on an electric unicycle Dudes rock ICE does not

is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?

Saint Paul, Richfield, and District 196, representing Apple Valley, Eagan, and Rosemount, are now offering virtual options to students who are afraid to go to school. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/more-school-districts-including-st-paul-now-offering-virtual-learning-amid-ice-activity

They just advertised the podcast of a bad swimmer during a press conference at the White House in case you thought anyone is in charge of anything at all the answer is no were all working without a net

I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...

I am not being drawn into the discourse that's got a whole lot of people very very confident about How Things Will Go despite the fact that every day presents new adventures in a dog playing basketball.

This is honestly like the median random resident vibe in Minneapolis and St. Paul right now

democrats around the country could be in minnesota in a couple hours to put their bodies where their mouths half assedly are. but of course their mouths are half assed so their actions are significantly less assed

Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

That is what was relayed

the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?

Nice of Walz to mention mutual aid and community support but the rest of that address was about the level of pablum I expected

So, nothing new from Walz? Just that to not do violence and he's proud of his people? Cool.

i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3