So, uh, when are you all getting raptured? Can't wait to get this place for myself...

Man, To the death was gut wrenching. What a way to go. Thanks @bigfinish.bsky.social. I think I am ready for Dark Eyes now!

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Stop saying Mario is old because he turned 40 this year... Mario and I share a birth year. Please, consider this millennial's mental health. I am in my prime... *cries under the stairs*

This is some good stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3q...

There is a fine line between genius and madness and the team behind this polevaulted over that line! Enjoy Japanese Dr Who! (With thanks to @justjakesimpson.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention) youtu.be/eak26ohx1Y8?... #DoctorWho

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

We’re excited to announce an extra special pre-release stream of QUARTET by @somethingclassic.bsky.social, hosted by our very own SNES RPG Master Scar! Join us Sunday August 24th beginning at 8am Eastern for your first look at #QuartetRPG prior to its launch on August 26th: www.twitch.tv/rpgamer

I have never played Final Fantasy XI before until this week. Man, it is jank. True jank. I know it is a granddaddy MMORPG, but it is jank. So, I am really enjoying it. #JankLife

What's a Silksong?

Man, how do we get the kids to think about going back to school? Idiot at marketing: Hold my phone

Dood

We're halfway through #JRPGJuly! Let us know what you've been playing to celebrate and how your progress is going!

Thanks, King. Dave is ready to get a life. #JRPGJuly

So, who actually let the dogs out?

Today is the 25th anniversary of Final Fantasy IX's launch in Japan. The PS1 title sees the series return to a more medieval-style setting and begins with Zidane kidnapping a willing Princess Garnet before they and their allies attempt to stop the warmongering of Queen Brahne. #RPGanniversary

We're heading into our first #JRPGJuly weekend! What are your playing plans for the coming days? Remember you can check out twitch.tv/rpgamer as our regular streaming crew gets bolstered over the month with extra guests to celebrate!

#JRPGJuly starts so I begin my trip through memory lane. It has been over twenty years since I finished this game. Let's revisit this classic on twitch.tv/rpgamer

Today I turned 40. Yes, I survived another year on this planet. Time for my midlife crisis. Who wants to join my podcast?

It is almost July, so you know what that means? Yes, #JRPGJuly starts again. Ever wondered what that is? I got you, fam...(Sorry, will never say that ever again) www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljX...

And we did not stop there! My son said that we should build the Efteling like it was in 2019 (before they started building the Grand Hotel) and that has been my past time for the past few weeks. So here is the Efteling Theater, Restaurant Pinokkio, and Aquanura. #Minecraft #Efteling

Wait! Hold the phone! How have I never realized this. According to the Don Rosa's version of the Duck family tree, Dingus McDuck is Scrooge McDuck's grandfather... which means Donald Duck is related to a Dingus. This is amazing!

Today I was at the Lidl and I was wearing a One Piece Tshirt and the young lady behind the counter, who is normally stone faced, looked at me, smiled, and said "BTW I love that show." I know how to communicate with my fellow kids.

Love it. Would love to see it. Make the Doctor a stranger again.

I have fallen into a Doctor Who black hole of content on the tubes and man... there are a lot of theories of where the Billie Piper regeneration is going and I hate them all. The Bad Wolf Doctor is just... alienating everyone who hasn't watched Eccleston. And there might be more than people realize

Holy dingus, this tram smells like teenage armpits from hell. Guess summer is here...

Man, Doctor Who has some really big problems atm. Only thing I can think about is Chekhov's gun. Because the past two seasons are full of twists and turns that have absolutely gone nowhere. As a viewer, it just makes me sad and angry. I love good stories, not just good twists. #DoctorWho

And then the end... I got really angry. Sorry, but what? RTD... why do you hate me? #DoctorWho

My son and I continue our Minecraft server and started to build our favourite Dutch Themepark. Here is the entrance to the Efteling. #Minecraft

"And he is up on the diving board, ready to jump. Form looks good. He had a good track record the past few weeks. Oh, that is a magnificent jump. With a beautiful twist. I do miss the SciFi element in it, but let's see if we get a belly flop the next week." #DoctorWho

It's that time again. #DoctorWho #StarTrek

Why am I doing this to myself? RTD is very good at creating interesting stories, but often doesn't stick the landing. Now we have some amazing returns... and now I am dreading the end of the season. Please be good? Just this once? #DoctorWho

💔 💔 💔MITCHELL! 💔 💔 💔

Signed

Goodbye, my little friend. I am going to miss you like crazy... We had an amazing four years, but I wish we could have had more...#fuckcancer

Found in the wild! #DoctorWho Pinball

I am a broken man

My son and I started up a Minecraft server again, since he was bored and I am always game for some building. So here is my Evil Mountain Fortress. The villagers need to be afraid of both Sauron and Skelletor.

Worst part about having visitors is not begin able to fart like a madman

Its alive!

What kind of foul creature are you when you consider transwomen to not be real women? I don't give a dingus if you wrote seven books about kid wizards, you are a fucking foul creature. No human should ever tell another human that they are less than anyone. British Supreme Court of foul creatures...

Polish Polish #DoctorWho

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Donkey Kong also yearns for the mines

I feel like @just2d.bsky.social added the Frog mask to the game especially for me. I know it is not so, but a Frog can dream. It was a great find during the stream on the @rpgamer.com stream.