Just cleared a very frustrating section of RE Requiem...

I ran out of things to do in Animal Crossing New Horizons and Pokémon Legends ZA 😢 What's that you say? Why yes, I WOULD like to play as a goofy Ditto boy in a relaxing Pokémon farming and crafting type game from some nice people who also worked on Dragon Quest Builders!

Grace escaped the basement. I hope none of that was Chris's blood.

Introverts after commenting on someone's post:

You can't name him ASSHOLE anymore 😢

Best Buy still didn't ship RE Requiem. Preordered PS5 deluxe edition w/ steelbook 3 months ago. "We'll Let You Know When It Ships" Translation: "We Don't Have A Copy To Send You Because We Suck At Math" Cancelled order. Buying on Steam instead so I can play before everyone on here spoils it.

Current plan is to get Pokémon Waves and pick the fire dog.

I have no interest in the incoherent ramblings of a malignant narcissist and pathological liar.

It's only Tuesday?! Fuuuuuuuuuuck!

Houndoom may be a dark type, but he's still a very good boy!

The best one

I got a FEVER! And the only prescription is...MARIO TENNIS!!!

When everything becomes an Xbox, then nothing will be.

Riding Koraidon makes me feel like Fred Flintstone.

Company A pisses me off. I switch to Company B. Company B pisses me off. I can't remember why I was mad at Company A, but give Company C a try. Company C does something way worse than both. I can't remember why I was mad at Company B. Continue using Company A and B. Ad nauseam

Metal Gear Octodad looks fun!

I don't like football, but Bad Bunny is cool. Make MAGA cry tonight!

Currently reading King Sorrow by Joe Hill.

The algorithm weaves as the algorithm wills.

I call it the fart mug. Currently contains Irish breakfast tea.

There is no supply without demand.

My Top 10 Games of 2025! 10. Everybody's Golf: Hot Shots 9. Marvel Cosmic Invasion 8. Sonic Racing Crossworlds 7. Metroid Prime 4 6. Doom Dark Ages 5. Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma 4. Mario Kart World 3. Pokemon Legends ZA 2. Hades 2 1. Donkey Kong Bananza

I will absolutely lose my shit if that stupid groundhog sees his stupid shadow.

After taking our usual month to digest the year, RPGamer's Best of 2025 Awards are now live. Please enjoy! rpgamer.com/2026/01/2025...

Shrinking 🤦‍♂️

Metroid Prime 4 Done! 100%

28 inches of snow here so far. (That's 71.12 centimeters)

I'm a human being, godammit. My life has value.

Hypocrites are fully aware of it. They just don't care.

What is your favorite Resident Evil game? Mine is RE2 Remake!

I bet Kristi Noem is terrible at Duck Hunt. She won't stop trying to shoot the dog.

My dumb real life is always in the way of my cool virtual ones.

During Pokemon LZA stream: nothing interesting happened. Accidentally used master ball, game autosaved, rage quit. After stream ended: caught alpha mimikyu, hit research level 50, got the shiny charm, stumbled into the side quest that gets you gimmighoul, immediately evolved it to gholdengo.

There are parts of your body you don't even know you have until they start hurting or stop working.

I've been told that I'm likeable. Or was it lickable? Hmmm... Please don't lick me. Unless you're a dog. Dogs like me.

I "completed" every game in the TMNT Cowabunga Collection and obtained the platinum trophy. I used cheats, passwords, rewind, and save states. I dropped the difficulty and gave myself maximum hp, lives, and continues. I'm not sorry. Those games can be brutally difficult. Konami hates children.

The best compliment I ever got as a bass player was: He plays like he's Black!