allies: what are you going to do? ACTUALLY do meme posts and "hang in there! we love you!" aren't action what will you do now? what will you do if things get worse? i don't want you to post the answers (could be evidence against you later) but you should know what you're willing to risk to help

She found me today and I really needed the joy <3 look at the beautiful holo swirl — I’ve never seen one in person before

I have been thinking a lot about Drusilla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer today but I’m not sure why. Maybe just the “driven to madness” bit

If trans people have to cover HRT and other gender-affirming care with crypto to keep the transactions safe and secret then you can shut up about how bad crypto is for a little bit

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts theonion.com/jd-vanc...

Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display

The air is super thin right now and I rubbed my nose and blood exploded out. Worst nosebleed I’ve ever had. Feels super fucking ominous.

I found god tonight

Tomorrow is going to be very bad no good not cash money and chat I would like to blow a ton of stress money on Pokemon cards

The Twilight Masquerade TCG set got me to finally pick up the Scarlet & Violet DLC and I think I might be Carmine’s #1 fan. She’s like *just* psycho enough that it’s endearing.

They’re taking the laptop nipples away from us

TikTok is a state-owned propaganda machine. Don’t use it. If you do, stay far away from health “influencers”. Antivax, anti-psychiatry, and general anti-science messaging are going to be everywhere and grifters *will* be trying to make money off people’s bad experiences with doctors and insurance.

When I say I want my grown up appy juice this is what I mean

I can’t do anything harder without my leg fully spasming but all the laser-focused StepMania timing work is really showing on 13s! Banger bonus. This song is so good :3

We have to share a cab now but @typobox.zektba.ch and I are on that couple’s piff shit

I never even have to wonder if the Chiefs won because EVERYONE LIGHTS OFF FUCKING FIREWORKS jfc it’s annoying

I need our Blooming Waters to be delivered like right now because I am plopped on the couch whining about how bored I am

they scream

Mood

🐉☁️🦋🦋🦋

GAMERS WE JUST PULLED MASTER BALL SYLVEON 🏳️‍⚧️💗🏳️‍⚧️🤍🏳️‍⚧️ 🩵 #PokemonTCG

Wish us luck!!!

One of those days where I wish I had a syringe of Novocain to jam into my hip :(

Pouring one out for TikTok. There are a lot of people, including queer and trans people, whose lives will be wrecked by the decision to ban it. It will also significantly reduce the ability of young queer people to see positive representations of themselves. It’s a sad day for many.

Advertise your Bsky account in 3 words: Dragonite Dragonair Dratini

It looks unassuming, but Unk’s is the best damn burger place in the world. Onions grilled into the patty, smoky seasoning, and thick cut sweet potato fries. I haven’t been here in a decade and tbh that’s a fuck up.

Why is every single card in this set GORGEOUS ❤️❤️❤️❤️

We need to make toffee a big thing in the US. Y’all are sleeping on toffee.

Between recovering from surgery and physical therapy I’m just sort of pushed to my limits and exhausted all the time, so on one hand I’m glad I’m not going to MAGFest because I think it’d be a lot on me. On the other hand I’m pissed that insurance not covering surgery is why I’m not going.

RIP David Lynch. We will avenge the five Woodys.

It's very funny that essentially the entire reason why Bonzi Buddy was seen as a dangerous software is because it tracked what you did online and on your computer and sold it to marketing agencies and now Windows and every web browser and social media platform and app does that

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

Bsky’s Discover algorithm is so shitty. I liked one gym progress picture weeks ago and ended up with both gay porn and men’s weight loss stuff. Liked one post about insurance coverage for Ozempic and got pro-ana shit. Moots are into kink? Uncensored tits in bondage and diaper stuff.

i will forever mourn that nintendo just didn't draw from this well of inspiration at all for the link's awakening remake

Okay David Lynch dying hurts.

One of the most frustratingly infuriating thing about insurance companies these days is how there is this medication that really works for your condition, its a miracle drug, and for whatever reason, the insurance company can just straight up deny it coverage.

Here's your Switch 2

sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch

Everyone tells you how fun it is to collect the cool rare cards but no one tells you how much of a pain in the ass it is to deal with all the bulk cards 😴😴😴

Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.

Green tea milkshake with help from Chef Pikachu

Dragonite delivery service !

I found a graded Japanese Dratini sticker from 1999 at Vintage Stock????? This is nutty. There’s only 2 mint 9s of this sticker out there and I have one of them :3

She's been described as partisan and divisive, but critics should note that Martha-Ann Alito is flying her ‘Stop the Steal’ flag at half-mast in memory of Jimmy Carter .

Goodbye glorious Perkeo-spam DNA/Hologram deck. You were far too beautiful for me to bungle ante 11 like that.