Following an influx of 4,900 avid Trump brown-nosers, the Melania movie currently sits at an astonishing 1.3/10 stars on IMDB, making it officially one of the "Top 5" Worst Movies of All Time, even managing to substantially beat the utterly risible 2.5/10 of Battlefield Earth 😮 Yes, it's THAT bad.

Is this the best review of Melania yet? You decide. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTyU...

My new piece on Substack, concerning physicist Lawrence Krauss and Jeffrey Epstein.

New post about the latest Epstein file dump now on Substack open.substack.com/pub/tssuppos...

Trump had a press gaggle on Air Force 1 a short while ago and there was ONE question about the Epstein files. And it wasn't even the question that should've been asked, which is, "How do you respond to accusations of you forcing underage girls to perform oral sex on you?" The MSM is dead.

The Melania movie sits at a predictably hilarious 6% on Rotten Tomatoes from the critics - and an equally hilarious 99% from the "Audience," a word that I use in place of the phrase "Trump Stooges." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Melania movie has been unleashed on the world to the sound of rapturous... crickets. This is not a review:

This is not a review. Now on Substack!

Between seizing ballots in Georgia, trying to leverage Minnesota to turn over its sensitive voter data, and political prosecutions, the DOJ is laying the groundwork to subvert the 2026 elections. I created Democracy Docket for times like this. Help it grow by supporting it now. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

Trump is currently signing an Executive Order to "combat the scourge of addiction," which he's calling the Great American Recovery Initiative. Gary. He's calling it Gary.

They never disappoint.

New from The Boss: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaP...

Holocaust Remembrance Day Reminds Us to Never be Bystanders

👀 Our Job is to Resist Our Job is to Bear witness Our Job is to Document Our Job is to Give Testimony Our Job is to Fight for Our Constitution Our Job is to Survive & Thrive - until The Justice Trials For America The Rule Of Law is Supreme No Kings ever‼️ #resist #nokings #protest #epstein #vote

My latest (much delayed) Substack:

Jim Jordan seems to think the fact that Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony about Trump "lunging for the wheel" is not corroborated is some kind of big "gotcha" and that she made the whole thing up. (cntd.)

The public hearing of Jack Smith is starting now, and Jim Jordan comes out of the gate with a fiery, lie-riddled opening statement. It's a markedly different tone from the one they had in his private deposition, proving that they plan to make a show of this hearing with no regard for truth.

The good thing about the Trump regime is that we now know for a FACT exactly who all the really really BAD people in the world are.

Invoke the 25th Amendment.

I've signed - will you?

"Starmer’s calm diplomacy makes mistake of assuming Trump is a sentient being" Couldn't have put it better Great piece as ever from @mrjohncrace.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

New Substack post!

“Utter Buffoonery”: Trump Slaps NATO Allies With Tariffs over Greenland, Even as More Republicans Revolt

Spanberger is now governor of Virginia, ending the Youngkin era and returning the state to full Democratic control.

Modern Mussolini is now threatening tariffs on any country that stands between him & Greenland, specifically the ones that sent troops there for combat exercises. So, PLEASE, good European countries - IT'S LONG PAST TIME TO CUT THIS MANIAC OFF! Any "Special Relationships" with the US are DEAD.

Investigate and prosecute political opponents, sell pardons to your rich friends so they can commit crimes with impunity. Authoritarianism isn’t coming, it’s here, whether people realize it or not.

When life imitates art. We are living through the "Season 3 of Battlestar Galactica" phase right now. My new piece on Substack:

It seems as though ICE has been instructed to escalate the violence to justify more violence, and to create propaganda to make us forget we outnumber them 10,000 to 1.

He had multiple opportunities to prevent this and deliberately pissed them away.

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

It's crazy how the universe listens. Recieved a call from my brother. Coworker asked him where he got his hat. I made it. He asked how much I'd charge him for one. Dude is on hard times but still takes leftover food to a shelter every single day. He's getting a free hat. I fecking love good people.

OMG! I just got internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car.

.@PabloReports: Stephen Miller seems to be operating sort of as a shadow president at this point. Is there any legal liability he could face at the end of this presidency? Ryan: There’s going to be legal—and I think criminal—liability for multiple members.. certainly Stephen Miller.

Are we?

If ya don't want political reactions in your factory Don't bring politicians into your factory Seems really simple

I don't understand US peeps going on about the Epstein files. You all know he's guilty already. He's got secret police kidnapping, attacking and killing people already. He's effectively resigned you from NATO and is threatening a war against the rest of us. It's not distraction.

We are at the “think about what you can do to stop this” phase of fascism. While voting is important, it ain’t gonna cut it.

New post on Substack!

Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. She has violated her oath and has allowed ICE agents to terrorize our communities. That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment. We deserve better, she’s gotta go.

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

I try and avoid political posts because… well… *gestures*, but I am *still* seeing posts from Americans talking about stuff that the “next president” will have to clean up after “the next election” and it blows my mind that even despite… well… *gestures*, they still think there’ll be one.

Let us all stand with Chairman Powell.

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