Now that they have AI porn how can I tell if I'm jacking off to the real Shrek

You know a relationship was toxic when you feel relieved that it's over instead of sadness. I look forward to the future again.

Imagine the disappointment aliens would face after traveling all the way to earth only to find us.

"Here's mud in your eye" I say while raising my glass and flinging mud in your eye

Old boomer dudes are really out here with the audacity to say shit like "your generation doesn’t know good music" while blasting "the boys are back in town" as they pull away to leave.

Someone tell Rick Astley that I'm a stranger to love and I don't know the rules.

For all incense and porpoises, I have decided to misunderstand expressions and say the wrong words.

Tourists stumble down Broadway Cumberland keeps claiming bodies All our best memories Were bought and then turned into apartments The club with all the hardcore shows Now just a greyscale Dominos The churches overflow each Sunday greedy Sunday morning Gift shop in the lobby

Dear people that have moved to Nashville from other places over the past 15 years: You're the reason this place is worse and everything is expensive and the traffic sucks and all of the places we used to have got knocked down for shitty over priced apartments. All of you yuppy clowns suck.

Men only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting... djenty 7 and 8 string guitar riffs.

Anyone see that video of aspen kartier beating her dog half to death? What a terrible human being. Anyone that hurts animals or children or women is trash.

AI bubble we live in...

Luigi did nothing wrong. #FreeLuigi #FuckAI

Luigi did nothing wrong. #FreeLuigi

Luigi did nothing wrong. #FreeLuigi

Luigi did nothing wrong. #FreeLuigi

I am my father's son 'cause he's a phantom, a mystery, and that leaves me nothing! How many times have you wanted to die? It's too late for me, all you have to do is get rid of me

Criminals gonna crime.

Despite the fact that epstein introduced her to trump...

Trump mentioned over a million times in the unredacted epstein files.

If jesus died for our sins but came back to life 3 days later, doesn't that mean that the check bounced for our sins?

Kernel anxiety leads to kernel panic.

I wish every republican woman's husband a very balloon tits

Kristi noem is a bird legged ho

Picard be like: there are 4 soups...

Cause it ain't no lie, baby DUI...

I turn 44 next month.

New GOP logo just dropped.

Imagine voting rights being as important as gun rights.

Can't argue with that.

Life is rough enough as it is, have a little beaver.

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part

Fellow Tennesseans stand up and solute this Librarian.