I'm really asking a lot of these multivitamins

this is the hottest a disney character has ever looked

love my fellow commuters 🩶🧡

If Andor kept to a weekly schedule we'd still have two more months of Andor

It's a fantastic book - download it - buy it - or just borrow it and read it. The Dust Bowl Triolgy are worth the effort.

the pope announcing new papal decrees

Brooklyn gave us not one but two video game GOATs

bit the inside of my mouth so hard i saw through time

this is the NOAA homepage right now truly dystopian bullshit right here

girl that is big boo’s haunt

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I chew every last ice cube in my cold brew. If I'm forking over $7 I'm getting every ounce of liquid I paid for.

this is the way the world ends not with a bang but a slide whistle

this is the hottest a disney character has ever looked

When I wished to live in interesting times I meant I wanted more weird Oreo flavors, like tiramisu

it's giving honey i shrunk the kids

march doesn't feel like a 31-day month it should be 30, what a scam

top 5 Stone Temple Pilot songs? gun to my head: Interstate Love Song Still Remains Creep Art School Girl Sour Girl but I could easily include a different set of 5 here

there's like 3 novels that actually have good titles

thanks to climate change every wednesday is ash wednesday

he looks like rachel sennott

still will never ever forgive her for killing dewey

Damn, Hakeem Jefferys is pissing me off. You cosign Andrew Cuomo?? Does politics poison the mind, or do poisoned minded folks get drawn to the power of leadership?

One detail I love about Sam Wilson is that he's named after the actual historical Uncle Sam, which makes him a perfect Cap

ran out of plates

today was just like, beghhhhhhh hahaha 🤪 like, bweeeghhhhuuugghghhhh. and i’m just like…. eeehggghhg

insane that the halftime show wasn't Robbie Williams in a monkey costume

i only watch the super bowl commercials for the jingles

i’m assembling a team

Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt. Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

The DOGE kids have breached the CDC. They turned the bottle containing the last smallpox sample into a bong

Insane that they did this truly insane

the all time best scene in a series filled with all time best scenes

No it's not? A plane with like 300 people in it crashed into a Queens neighbor like a month after 9/11 and even killed people on the ground

You know you''ve made it when there's an entire wikipedia article about your penis

The This Is Fine dog but the dog is also on fire

Everyone should be aware of the line that has been crossed in the Trump trans military EO. No longer is this about "evidence," "science" or "protecting kids." Now, explicitly, black and white, it's about trans people being "liars," "dishonorable," "false." It's a big step towards very bad things.

Updated list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans

Surprised they never retroactively introduced her into the comics, with a glammed up alterego named like Minsk or the fourth Black Widow or something

bring back 70s mcdonalds

Trump just took 500 Marines on standby to help with escalating California wildfires and sent them to the border instead, where migrant crossings have been at the lowest level they’ve been in years since July. Unbelievable. And apparently armed, which is new. This is a disaster waiting to happen.

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the chances of crocodile dentist hurting you are low, but never zero

Practicing my Keanu touch with @ryanarey.bsky.social

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.