Magic Numbers are out there on YT and we have a Skeleton Crew situation. Me, Sam Pratt from Rough Drafts and Zach Kagan talk all about the upcoming set in our eccentric, deck-centric set review, where instead of looking at cards, we build full decks using simple rules. youtu.be/5kQmRM40I94 1/2

when I have to sign myself up at the open mic

By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face

yeah I’m froth maxxing

Hosting the last ever shows at comedy corner underground tonight & tomorrow. Let’s burn it down in the basement one last time 🔥

guy who invented mozzarella pearls: man I love this cheese, if only it would roll off my toast and on to the floor whenever I try to take a bite of it

doing Duolingo at the Mexican restaurant as a power move, un movimiento de poder as they say

Known associate @zakagan.bsky.social is doing a comedy show soon Heads up yall ccug.yapsody.com/event/index/...

Saving the space whales by streaming the new mtg set over on twitch.tv/zakagan

foot fetishist who believes in reincarnation in the hope of coming back as one of those fish at spas that gives pedicures

Polycule of 3 named: Rock, paper, scissors

*mixing my hellmans mayonnaise with hot sauce* god forbid a white boy get soulful with it

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Anyone else see this version of Sinners?

when I heard about what color the lotus is

me: excuse me waiter, I ordered my steak blue my steak: fuck you tiny dick motherfucker, I fucked your sister on her period and shat on her chest me: nvm it's perfect

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bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude

showing Drizzt Do'Urden what dat ass do

the timmies have been activated

why were farmers like “we’ll take the worst cheese. The one that tastes like nothing and has weird texture? That one’s just for us”

I love government efficiency! totally not a kickback!

yesterday I went to a story telling jam where the theme was heartbreak, and the winning story was about an asexual nonbinary whose platonic polycule gets broken up when two people start actually fucking

He doesn’t know what we lost 😤😭

[buying a coffee] barista: the screen will ask you a question the screen: Two trains, 300 miles apart are traveling towards each other with one having a constant speed of 70mph and other 50 mph. How long will it take before they meet?

Prometheus watching KC get dismembered by the Eagles

turn one novice inspector, turn two warden + gleeful demolition into convoke knight for 5

got in a little car accident yesterday. It’s fine, we traded insurance, but it made me wish I was biking— that way he would have killed me instantly and I wouldn’t have to deal w this shit

do you guys think I can splash Loot?

getting into audio books

of all the ENM situationships in all the polycules in all the world, they/them walks into mine

A Bar Song (Tipsy) being sung by an artist named Shamboozey is incredible. Just one of the biggest songs of last year coming from a guy who sounds like a fake artist in an episode of 30 rock

Skeleton Crew stream is now on YT. Me, @jasoniltg.bsky.social, @zakagan.bsky.social and @jakebrowne.com go through all color pairs and speculate - what will make them tick, what are the key plans and cards in our unique take for a set review that focuses on decks, not cards. youtu.be/9NGWcrtBN50

Going live with our Draft Skeletons analysis for Aetherdrift! Join me, @zakagan.bsky.social @jasoniltg.bsky.social and @jakebrowne.com chatting about limited in the upcoming set at twitch.tv/sierkovitz

if two barbers got engaged they could send out “Shave The Date” invitations,,,, it’s little goofs like this that are going to get us through the next 4 years, folks

[first day as a nutritionist] client: I cut out gluten from my diet but I’m thinking about adding it back in me: why don’t you start with glu-one and work your way back up?

who up knighting they errants? Won my RCQ with Convoke! MUs: gruul: 👯‍♀️👺👯‍♀️ Pixie: 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ Sultai crabs: 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ Pixie: 👺👯‍♀️👺 Pixie: 👯‍♀️👺👺 Domain: 👯‍♀️👺👯‍♀️ (slid into top 8 at bottom of standings) Top 8: Pixie (round 4 rematch): 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ WU Abuelo’s Combo: 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ It was a two slotter. 🤝 with Orzhov Raise The Past

now we wait

but it’s still good?

I’m making functional programming memes now

why does Charles Darwin always look like you could insert a CD-ROM into his mouth

Just one more house project bro. Just need to do the kitchen then I'm going clean - living in the moment, taking Saturdays easy. Just one more reno then I'll put the oscillating saw down

keep Christ in Christmas? how about keep Bill Nye in New Year’s Eve, folks

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

yeah Hannukah is the Festival of Lights: Marlboro Lights, Pall Mall Lights, Camel Lights, Winston Lights, etc (imagine I have 4 more examples of light cigarettes here)

you telling me muppets christmas’ed this carol?

I guess we’ve decided to repost our bangers from the other site, but my strategy is to wait til everyone is done posting theirs so by the time we reach the heat death of the universe I’ll have some mid level fire for the timeline

We're going to #MCChicago Want to come? The demon has 1 WEEKEND BADGE to give away. To enter: 1. Comment with your favorite jank Magic card. 2. Share this post. 3. Follow us on youtube (winner will need to prove their loyalty with a screenshot). U can enter on multiple platforms.

had a stomach flu all weekend but still managed to rattle off a clean 6-0 in the sealed qualifier with rakdos mediums + Chandra, Edict, and Searslicer. @fireshoes.bsky.social for clout!