Finally put my tree up 🥹

UP THE CHELS

Hot take: Texas is actually a blue state that’s been gerrymandered to hell and back to make it red

Beautiful lady asked me out on a date while I’m working. Ikdr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😌

Eating dumplings with this lil dumpling 🥟 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰

I submitted my first apps last night 🥳🤓

I’ve been using the same starting word for years and IT FINALLY HIT Wordle 1,603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Sup Bluesky fam! I’m not gonna be skeeting as much here for a while. Locking in and applying to grad school 🤓 I’ll still be checking in sometimes tho. Feel free to DM me if you want to stay in touch over the next few months 😌

Blue jays fans after we won last night

absolutely not

Ugh ima have to spend so much money on dodgers WS gear 😩

Sweet, buttery cornbread

How we feeling today, Dodgers fam??

I did black nail polish & eyeliner for my Halloween costume this year. I have exes, so in the back of my mind I know women wash their faces with makeup remover every night before bed but i don’t wear makeup regularly so it didn’t occur to me to buy makeup remover 🫩😭😭 1/3

Damn crazy ass night. Only had to break up 2 fights and kick a few ppl out tho so not too bad 😁

Sometimes, people aren't weird, they just refused to accept the conditioning.

1312 ACAB #casualties #happyhallowen

I lost my 94 day wordle streak yesterday

Do NOT mess with Shadow 😂

I’m out on a date, treat of a lady and it’s so crazy. I feel like it’s my birthday 😂😂😌😌

Having this on the wall in TEXAS is absolutely insane

Happy Diwali 🪔!!!

Footy twitter never fully migrated here smfh

The group chat rn bantering the Liverpool fans 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lolol. I cannot stress this enough, fuck Ronald and Nancy Reagan

Me, always:

Now I can hate watch all weekend in peace. Great second half and great win from the lads. #CFC

Me n who 🥹

Tadow’s eyes 🥹

Reporter: “Do you support ICE?” Mitch McConnell:

Finally got this finger pointer stick 😅😅😅👆🏾

IHG. Road trips is holiday inn express. Baecacations are indigo or one of the bougier brands

I’m tryna watch the dodgers game bro 😭😭😭😭 guess I’ll just watch through your cone 💀💀

I don’t shit where I eat 🙂‍↔️

Cleaning your pup’s crate first thing when you wake up <<<<<<<<<<< 🫩😒

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

Thought we were gonna be able to pre-close the bar tonight but then we got slammed at 1230 🤪😂

The judge listening to Not Like Us when she was doing her research for the case

Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie

Bruh Drake lost. It's done. You still arguing different is a tragic moral failure on your part. Out rapped. Outsold. Out awarded. Dissed at the super bowl while his ex crip walked on stage. And lost in a court of law. Only thing left is for Kendrick to adopt Adonis and give a father to look up to.

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics. More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

Sent out a bunch of really whack trade proposals in the fantasy league and then sent this to the group chat 😁😁😆😆💀💀💀😈😈😈

Ugh I missed this sweet baby so much 🥺🥰🥺

“Confronting” mfs like scrappy doo

Unc time

I am having so much fun talking shit in my footy group chat 🤣 i am in here being flagrant

Based Jane Goodall

Lmaooooo the groom’s 2 little nieces just decided to join the wedding party on the altar in the middle of it 💀💀