I guess it’s possible Randi wasn’t paid off by ai companies to push slop on our kids and is just a boomer who likes ai slop.

Yule dogs

I used to say that my "side hustle" is "no." Now, my entire hustle is "no."

Just five companies in a trench coat and nothing else. Jesus Christ.

“Drag you out a hole, run you up a tree, Cut it down with his own bare teeth. Hit you in the mouth, so copperhead mean”

The horror lore I didn’t realize I needed today, perhaps you do too. Tony Todd is forever the timbre to every chilling trepidation whispering, clawing, at the nape of my neck.

If I had to be stranded with Quinton Tarantino, Paul Dano, or a bear, I’d go Dano without even a breath of hesitation.

I block any account posting AI generated images, even if they are of Trump. I don't want to see that shit.

more like crapitalism, amirite

Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.

We’re just innocent men

Donny with a blue dress, blue dress on.

“You saw her bathing on the roof, Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you. She tied you to a kitchen chair, She broke your throne, and she cut your hair, And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah.”

ctrl+alt+del patriarchy

As someone who logged a decade in public ed— high school math, social skills, academic support, independent living, post-secondary community-based transition— I can assure you that if we better supported social emotional learning, math & other skills would come along more easily for all of our kids

It's kind of like of Kyrsten Sinema and Joe Manchin got together and had puppies.

Why is the only solution ending the shutdown, rather than say a healthy combination reasonable living wages, adequate healthcare, free/affordable childcare, community building, and eating the goddamned rich? Imagine all the people, living life in peace.

Chuck @schumer.senate.gov is on the Epstein list

Oh boy, it’s finally coming on cusping season after such a very long concept of a plan season. Maybe this year will be better than the last. Nah na na na. Nah na na na naaah na na na naaa. Yeah.

Sending this to all my friends and family first thing this morning has been absolute joy I didn’t know we all needed.

“All I know is something like a bird within her sang. All I know she sang a little while And then flew on.”

My chest is aching, burns like a furnace. The burning keeps me alive.

Cuomo should not be saying he’s gonna touch as many people as possible. Like stop fucking touching, dude. Your touch is completely nonconsensual.

It’s. All. Connected.

I’m your slutty daddy

always an angel never a god

🎶“Won’t you be my neighbor “ at #NoKings #Pittsburgh

Our federal tax dollars are being used to fund a network of government social media accounts that pump out disinformation 24/7. Even during a government shutdown. It’s definitely not essential work.

I’ve said it before, I’ll be saying it again. Damn Larry David’s TV wife’s real husband, what the actual fuck.

USMNT is surely the United States Mutant Ninja Turtles, right?!

Men have been so deeply unwell since the dawn of time. May we all find a way to collectively heal the crumbled foundation of whatever the fuck this is.

Pro Columbo. Anti Columbus.

The United States is not a legitimate body.

Broadview.

But we stay salty bitches, and we coming for you.

This beauty landed in my back yard today. Smitten by #birds every single time. Red tailed hawk stunning and stunning in western PA.

Push button for melt ICE

I love when Black people win! It's my favorite song ever.

“This is a horror movie. Just because the Black guy got killed first, doesn’t mean the white people are safe. ‘Cause if the Black person can’t outrun the chainsaw killer, none of y’all can!” — Leslie mothafuckin’ Jones

from the river to the sea ✊🏼 fuck colonizers, my kink is karma

I am Shelley's complete inability to focus in the midst of civilization collapse.

Damn, Larry David’s TV wife’s real husband, what the fuck.

These dogs are anti fascist. Dog is life. Dogs is heaven. In solidarity dear comrades.

And we walk around with these tombstones in our eyes, But I know the pusher don't care if we live or if we die. Godddamn. Goddamn that bible pushing’ man!

Every time Patel says, “%increase from this time last year,” you gotta take a gravity rip. Every time he says, “35% increase from this time last year, you gotta take two.

alt text for cartoon by @laloalcaraz.bsky.social, children riddled with red bullet holes standing on clouds. One child, arm outstretched asks, “So, was it worth it, Charlie?” Off the clouds, to the right, Kirk stands, visible bullet holes & a microphone looking befuddled at the children.

Weather report for 9/11– the cognitive dissonance is extra thick today, stay safe out there, sweeties.

Live your life such that when you’re shot in the neck at a public event, people aren’t cheering from sea to shining sea.

They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.

All Cybertrucks Are Bad. #ACAB