Live-action Rugrats

I'm going to live forever

📢 Once more for the people in the back: - Most [more than 95%] of archives have not been digitized. - Most of humanity's knowledge and memory is *not* reachable by LLMs. - Believing that AI can provid you with comprehensive, definitive, "intelligent" results is folly.

I'm sitting out in the garden and a pigeon has just slammed into the kitchen window and dropped dead at my feet. Have I been cursed?

mandatory reading

Acting!

Sam Neill should have won an Oscar for this “help I’m being attacked by an invisible Chevy Chase” scene with a stupid looking plastic gun taped to the side of his head

Uruk Merchant: And here I want a sculpture of an elephant Elamite Worker: No problem Uruk Merchant: You've...seen an elephant before right? Elamite Worker: Yeah

My phone has been randomly restarting and losing chunks of battery at a time for no reason after 6 years of loyal service I think it might finally be time to Get A New Phone

(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it

Someone said it looks like a suburban Thai restaurant lol

Cornwall needs an intervention

Everything is a scam Exhibition No. 455653

It looks like the bottom and top of different dinosaurs stitched together

Feels like a massive under-sell to call this a pigeon

Great way to get himself assassinated by the israelis

Damn

When you come third place to a bin

What in the world

Increasingly clear that if a tech company/product is named for something in LOTR it's probably evil. First Palantir now this

I don't know how or why but I haven't received a single bug bite this summer and I have no idea what's changed and if it's good or bad

Pink Robin native to southeastern Australia 📷: Deepak Karra #birds

I was in that phase where whenever I saw something cool in a football match I'd go out into the garden to try and replicate it. My sister was not pleased when I tried to recruit her into being Materazzi

The penalty cycle is turning back around in favour of players who can just fuck the fucking thing into the fucking net

MAROC

I'm getting the feeling it'll be France 2 - 4 Morocco aet

I have checked what the Japanese media are saying and there seem to be competing names for the man. Some are going with ゴミ箱伯爵 (Gomibako Hakushaku - Count Trashcan) whilst others are using the katakana that you have for foreign loan-words and opting for ビンフェイス伯爵 (Binfeisu Hakushaku).

I can't unsee it

I have a good feeling about Morocco tonight. Ayyoub Bouaddi is going to have a stormer

The man of the people must speak out against great injustice!

The man is useless in every context

Faisal Laibi Sahi, Martyrs. I've studied each one of these haunted faces

One of the jobs I'd love to try for a day is being the crane guy at the docks who gets to move all the freight crates around. Seems like fun fulfilling work

WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Rutte "You sit next to Trump when he talks about conquering Greenland, lashes out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?"

Think of the anime you'd get out of the IRJ

Yeah

Cleaning my floors today with a steam mop was a terrible idea it's already so hot and now my flat is all steamy and humid I need someone to come live with me and stop me doing stupid things

Football unites the world.

Speak the truth!

Who wants to go to Bologna to eat pasta drink coffee and explore this library

I know FIFA has always been corrupt but it does feel more blatant than ever this WC. That Egypt VAR decision was a disgrace they clearly want Messi in the final

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

VAR sifting through archaeological evidence from the reign of Ramses II to overturn that goal

*umm al dunya intensifies*

Egypt is crushing Argentina like Rameses II and his army destroyed the Hittites in Syria at the Battle of Kadesh in 1275 BC

MASRRRRRRRR

I've seen enough Lionel Messi you are officially on fraud watch

This is what I imagine an Ayahuasca trip looks like

He has a 10min attention span for everything except for Greenland. He always comes back to Greenland