Going to show up at Johnson's door with the word "WARRANT" written on the back of my grocery store receipt

I got a 3-year-old bingo square riding on this come on 🤞🏼

I'm at the library and the staff keeps talking about Libby the app and I keep turning around because I hear my name 😂

Did you mark your calendar for Thursday? We have 4 rounds of FREE music video bingo to play at Bear Creek Distillery! Try your luck at winning some prizes while enjoying craft cocktails with spirits made on-site! See you there!

This is who runs this account

When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up

There's one man I respect and it's ConcernedApe

Uncaptured but totally happened and you have to believe me: an entire bar of people doing the Taylor Swift "Trouble" goat scream. I still have chills 🥰

Denver, look, I don't know how else to tell you that music video bingo is the most fun ever. Let me show you

Mr Johnson is the character of the decade YEAH I SAID IT

I am once again asking organizers of alcohol centered festivals to think about transit accessibility.

PSA from a native northern midwesterner: having 4-wheel drive does not somehow make you immune to the laws of physics! I've helped push out way too many stranded trucks and SUVs the last few days (and exactly zero cars).

Hi Trash BBs!! I hope you're all done thawing from this weekend because it's time for more music video bingo! 4 rounds of unique playlists, prizes, and Trash Tuesday drink specials! And as always, free to play! SEE YOU THERE❤️

Tonight at 6:30! Let's jam out to some music videos at @ladyjusticebrewing.bsky.social while enjoying some delicious craft brews! I've got 4 rounds of different playlists, prizes, and it's always free to play! See you tonight!

If there is a god it will be public and humiliating And then I can stamp my bingo square 😇

I do not know the words to Torn And at this point I'm too afraid to ask

@greenheartgames.bsky.social is this allowed

Why did it take me this long to realize there's a Barbara Howard both in Fallout and Abbott Elementary 😂

Look if there's one thing you can count on me to do... It's open a bunch of tabs all willy nilly

Ask your doctor if America is right for you

once again I say GOOOOOO GOPHERS

Happy tax season everyone. Any other sole member LLC owners out there? youtu.be/INPswB2dtDQ?...

I only spent $200 on gas for all of 2025 it's sooooo hard being better than everyone 🤷🏼‍♀️

Who will I see tonight at music video bingo?! Grab a cocktail, sing along, and win some cool prizes at Bear Creek Distillery 😎 see you at 6:00!

It's been rare that I meet someone who is a cool and good person and also quite religious

Hey party people!! Who's coming to music video bingo on Thursday at Bear Creek Distillery? If you haven't played with us yet, you're missing out! Come and rock out to your favorite songs, enjoy craft cocktails, and win cool prizes, starting at 6:00!

an important survival mechanism that I’ve developed to help endure the pressures of modern social media is forgetting everything I’ve ever posted the second I hit post

Nobody read this Josh hutcherson.. hello

Tavern Keeper is exactly what I wanted the Sims Dining Out to be it's so so much better!!

It's crazy to think of how much better the world would be if one person had the courtesy to die

It's January 3rd! Is anyone gonna put me down? Pleeeease?

Goodbye Earl is next in the queue?! Thank you, myballsitch!

Learned to play mahjong like a filthy casual happy new year

Happy New Years Eve Eve!! We're back at @trashhawktavern.bsky.social for some more MUSIC VIDEO BINGO! There will be dancing, best drink deals in town, and fun prizes, starting at 7:00!

I miss twitter, remember that song of the year thread that went back thousands of years lmao

I don't believe in performative reading at the bar but I do believe in non performative playing-my-switch at the bar

THINK ABOTU IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

can someone make me a NyQuil freezie pop

This should be the band of the year @thehappyfits.bsky.social youtu.be/GFFhXCIXVNQ?...

I love Dave the Diver because it answers classic questions like "What if you could shoot jellyfish with a gun?" and "Can mermaids play poker?"

This shit should be on all party invitations tbh 🍵

disney should go back to making movies about how it’s ok to steal from rich people

"I can always tell when I'm going to get a viral infection... Because my nipples get sore in a very specific way" (overheard in Denver)

Denver pedestrian drinking game: 1. Take a shot every time a driver runs a red light 2. Die (because they hit you)

Me: where are the masc lesbians :( -goes out to breakfast- OH they're all at work

FUCKING GOOOOOOO GOPHERS❤️❤️

Tonight! 6 PM at Bear Creek Distillery, let's have some fancy craft cocktails and rock out to our favorite music videos!

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Who will I see tonight at Lady Justice? Grab a beer and try your luck at bingo, you may just win a prize!