This song, but it's a fan edit of Douglas from The Chair Company: youtu.be/dFVy5M3pceE?... Any takers?

I'm not a dog owner but I'm sitting right now and I kinda get it. She's busy sniffing stuff and I can Look At Phone ™️

The Chair Company is like if The Curse was Tim Robinson flavored

Some amazing animals have evolved to emit light through a chemical reaction called bioluminescence! None of ours though.

Already getting honked at for making safe driving choices lmao good job Denver!

Call me old fashioned BUUUUT as a business, any important info you post on Instagram should also be on your website!!

This song is relevant now more than ever (I'm playing Dave the Diver right now)

I just love a game within a game. Sorry, Aloy can't save the world right now, she's playing Machine Strike board games with strangers

As a kid, they don't tell you the importance of being funny in the work chat when you grow up

Rinse your rice until the water runs clear. Or until you get tired. Or until they catch up to you. RUN. DROP THE RICE RUN!!

Erybody loves trash dogs @trashhawktavern.bsky.social

Tonight at 6:00! My first bingo night at HomeDog on S Broadway! Bring your dogs, grab a beer, and try your hand at winning some prizes!

Whenever someone is like, add me on PSN! I'm like, ?? Grow up, get a PC

Current status: so tired of picking up bananagrams

It's a big week for bingo yall, check it out! Tomorrow! Tues 12/2, 6PM, my first bingo at HomeDog! Bring your dog,grab a beer,win some prizes! Wed 12/3, 7PM, weekly bingo at Full Frame! Awesome beer,fun times! Thurs 12/4, 6PM Music Video Bingo at Bear Creek Distillery! Cocktails,music all night!

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The club can't even handle me right now (I'm drinking one beer and playing RimWorld on PC)

Okay everyone now let's go around the table and say what we're spiteful for

Suing myself for workers comp after a bingo card papercut (It really hurts)

It's the best day of the month- TRASH MUSIC VIDEO BINGO! I'll see you at 7:00 at @trashhawktavern.bsky.social for drinks, prizes, and just some jamming out!

Rihanna: 🎶 "I don't wanna do this anymore" Me: okay so don't? You can stop if you want

Those of us with "S-C-H" last names won't even tell you what it is when asked, we just automatically start spelling it at you 😂

Wow I'm such a powerful woman -Me, hungover, taking the bus to retrieve my car

Oh my God @thehappyfits.bsky.social at the Gothic had such infectious energy! Go see them on tour if you can!!

hey stop worrying about your unhealing wounds and look at my posts instead

I am every person in this room

It's the night we've all been waiting for- HOLIDAY (holiGay?) music bingo at Lady Justice! Join me for 4 rounds of unique playlists, craft beer, and prizes! See you tonight @ladyjusticebrewing.bsky.social !

Tonight, @fullframebeer.bsky.social Music Video Bingo at 7:00 PM! Who will I be seeing there? 👀

I hate when people are training their dogs to ignore strangers on the sidewalk 😭 I get it but still

Ohhhh wait hahah I'm fine actually, Demi Adejuyigbe has a special coming out this week

It's always "sorry I'm busy" and never "How can I serve you, my Thane?" 💔

Omg Riften sounds like Griftin'

Okay here's the thing about The Substance It's annoying to me personally when people spell "Elisabeth" with an "S" That's all

Omg can I be put down too please

I'm so tired of being Lorde's strongest soldier

actually crazy how nobody's put me down yet?? And I keep asking?

Hi bingo babies!! We're back at Full Frame for weekly Wednesday bingo tonight at 7! And mark your calendars for MUSIC VIDEO BINGO next Wed the 19th!

Real footage of me playing Dave the Diver

It happened I had my first "Work Dream" about hosting bingo 😅

Me when I see my Lyft trying to cross Logan at 3rd

Music Video Bingo is BACK at Bear Creek Distillery tonight!! Game starts at 6:00, come and enjoy a craft cocktail and try your chance to win some great prizes!

Long Island is basically Milwaukee to green bay??!

Okay I know drunk Libby shouldn't edit my calendar but then sober Libby is like... Whoaa it's already done I'm a genius!

Heyyy everyone what's up thanks for coming out tonight! Welcome to the other side of Halloween where it's dark at 5:00 and I don't know what to do with myself!

Me: "hey do you want to come to this thing in March?" @sydnicans.bsky.social : "yeah! I hope we're alive by then!" 😂

Who will I be seeing tonight at @fullframebeer.bsky.social ?? Let's play some bingo and win some prizes! Game starts at 7:00, come grab a dauber and try your luck!

This weeeeek! Still recovering from candy hangover, but we soldier on! Weekly bingo at @fullframebeer.bsky.social TOMORROW at 7:00! And Thursday, Music Video bingo is back at Bear Creek Distillery! Join me for some great beer and cocktails, bingo and prizes!

Did dick Cheney drop off his ballot before he died