ok but @ju5t-champ.bsky.social just made the most amazing video ever??? thanks for making me look cool!! lol #compsplatoon

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.

A massive part of my life has ended, and it feels like my world is ending. To an extent, it is. That was my world. And now I must find a new one. I am very lucky to have people who still would look after me, otherwise I would be horribly lost.

Had a pretty nice experience in the Excalibur 8s server. Open 8s is a great way to improve, and I recommend it to all who are open to improve in an environment where your positioning & mechanics will be challenged!

Pool (Agent 8) #Splatoon

mars draw :D #splatoonoc #splatoonart

Things we need in X Rank: - Average X Power of the lobby displayed - We need the names back too, it's fun to see who you're against and it honestly doesn't prevent stream snipe

🎱 #splatoon

Callie #Splatoon

NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS?!

I love this angle #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

Agent 8 #Splatoon

Shiver #Splatoon

XP5000 done!!!

Agent 8 (breakroom) #splatoon

Mino tries to blow out a trick candle

subway takes but splatoon and its called deepsea metro takes where you have 2 minutes to explain a splatoon take to me and thats it

Agent 8 Doodle #Splatoon

Agent 8 Doodle (With soap) #Splatoon

With the Splatoon 3 NA League playoffs happening in two weeks, I created a dashboard that analyzes statistics for all teams in the Top 8 playoffs for head-to-head matches! You can find and interact with the dashboard here: public.tableau.com/app/profile/... (More information below)

hey yall, let's check out splatoonlore.ink TOGETHER!!! this is a generational treasure for all fans of the game and i'm so excited that it's finally here and we can explore... LOCK IN WITH ME: twitch.tv/yumeparadox

Agent 4 #splatoon

these holidays don't even matter that much to me fundamentally, but (american) society places so much pressure to "celebrate with family". it's such a profound isolation, such a strong reminder of what I don't get to have

Open's either dead or I'm just that terrible, I've been hit with the "Not Enough Players!" screen about three or four times now.

NA league format being shit aside I've really enjoyed trying to get back to the level I was at in 2023 and being on this team has been a way healthier experience than my old one. Way less arguments and using our time efficiently instead of just spamming games in x rank everyday to get better

CARTOON/KAHN1.GIF

Agent 8 #Splatoon

There may be a problem.

wait this works actually wtf #compsplatoon

Sometimes, there are people that I wish that I never gave any time of day to. The cruelty, spitefulness and downright weaponisation of scarring memories is something I pray none suffer. Even the worst of us should never see it, let alone hear it. Never mistake kindness for passivity.

Do androids dream of electric squids? Had an idea of getting Rika in NieR Automata cosplay since a while and thought I'd borrow @b4th-cle4nser.bsky.social 's Janny too :3 Thanks @kikitheocto.bsky.social for this commission I love it! #Splatoon #SplatoonOC #NieRAutomata

I finally got it! I was so horrid at this, as a kid. Wrote over the name since it's my real one - but I am so happy that I finally managed this!

Hope this becomes a standard although the reason I imagine it isn't is bc splat safety is who was doing this task before and most orgs don't have the capaticy or expertise to onboard full mod teams per event to litigate non-game related rulebreaking

This timezone is so cursed, sometimes. Ended up matching with the same people three to five times three hours apart, all in X. This is some kinda joke...

65 respondents so far!!! Please submit one if you haven't already to have your voice heard in the creation of the Coach Training Program! THANKS Y'ALL 🎉

You lot make me very proud - kudos!

REQUESTING ALL GAS!!! 🔥🔥🔥 My team has been working on a Coach Training Program, and now we need to hear from YOU! 🫵 To gauge community interest in coaching and to help us know what kind of program people want to see, we made this short, 5 minute interest form! forms.gle/CUW5qC2FDZYA...

Am on the agent brainrot again #splatoon3

Agent 8 #Splatoon

i havent read too closely but i think u guys pandered to a group of people (high level) that did not yet exist in the server before the change and there didnt really seem to be a plan to structure the tiers in a specific way which is why theres a lot of outliers (good/bad) in t1/t2

bitches be like “oh man our top level is all retiring we are all so bad at the game what are we gonna do” and then make good practice impossible like lmao

i genuinely only want +3 for the respect it would give me. and potentially some connections. i would say for the practice too but i know for a fact a good majority would probably dodge any attempts i make for that. it’s literally all ego from my personal experience

i'm sick of holding my tongue. so this is my opinion and what happened in the excalibur 8s server tldr: the 8s sever became another + with even stricter standards and gatekeeping. i adamantly protested this but none of the mods (with power) listened. details in the (long) thread below:

🎉 #splatoonoc #splatoon3

I have said it once before, I think, but I am reaching a point where I coach #compsplatoon on some days longer than I do my actual job. I love it, frankly. I love teaching.