It's the moooost wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeeeaaar...

Absolutely amazing that these clowns are *still going* with this, in the week that UEFA hit the club with a huge fine for their fans singing about committing sex crimes, murder and genocide.

Canceling the northern leg of HS2 was an act of insane self-harm

Not quite the flying banana...

Can I just shock you? I think public transport infrastructure is good and these people should fuck off.

Had to drop the car in for some work over in Stourbridge... There's only one thing for it! Sadly the real life George doesn't seem to be on duty...

I’d like to think it’s pretty obvious what’s been going on when the likes of this guy and Lineker are getting hounded out, and absolutely roaring spite-crazed headbangers like Sharon Davies are not only welcome but are being given non-jobs for life in the legislature

The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party. Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar

And the flying banana's evil twin...

And this folks, is why it costs money to have contractors working on our streets with the right equipment and the right training. It's why highway authorities should take a dim view of people putting crap up themselves and I don't care what cause it is because it takes seconds to kill yourself.

That's right! We should destroy human rights so that Keir Starmer can win* the next general election! *Make it even more likely he'll lose by mainstreaming the far right politics he pretends to oppose

Probably could've removed the old parking sensors (?) rather than directing cyclists to ride straight into something that will probably have them off their bike...

A challenge is a challenge...

These evil, spiteful ghouls thought they’d score an awesome Supreme Court victory and then society would salute their bravery, and rise up to enforce their fucknut politics. That hasn’t happened and it won’t happen, so now society will be *forced* to comply in a blizzard of squillionaire litigation.

For non-Brits: nobody can afford to get sued by revved-up wingnuts and crackpots armed with JK Rowling’s money, and nobody wants to be the next organisation protested by the far right and monstered into the heart of the earth by the world’s most poisonous media outlets. So they are folding.

"We would have punished these guys if it hadn't taken us 4 decades to get round to it" is just a fantastic summary of police accountability in Britain

Big fan of the double arrow inside a warning triangle @doublearrow64.bsky.social

Apparently the local Big Sainsbos doesn't want your business after 8pm unless you arrive by car. And certainly not if you have a wheelchair or pram or can't manage the stairs from the high street to the car park for whatever reason.

Sorry, you want me to use *extra* energy?

The sheer scale of media outrage this week about plans to lift hundreds of thousands children out of poverty, by taxing millionaire homeowners, tells you everything you need to know about the real priorities of the British press www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-real-b...

The flags are looking wonderful now they've been exposed to a few weeks of weather...

I dunno, convert some of the endless paved space reserved for cars into green space that can absorb water, maybe? Sorry, forget it. That could result in a car owner being inconvenienced, which would of course be far worse than the flooding of our cities and towns.

The people who design car park signage must be familiar with road signs and yet they seem to insist on doing this kind of thing... @showmeasign.online 'No motorcycles in the motorcycle parking bay'

Just so: the plan is to lock the cabin doors to keep the passengers out, fly the plane into the ground and then walk out of the wreckage untouched to fancy jobs at Facebook and PWC. And if you don’t like it, fuck you.

BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation" As opposed to doing what with their children??

Give the far right what they demand. They'll be satiated for sure. 🤪

Vote Labour

Silly me, thinking a new Swift card would give me access to the cycle hubs by default... Why does this have to be so difficult @mrmjprice.bsky.social ?

Of 1847 total reports 1362 are NFA or Warning Letter - 74% either got a "got away with it again" letter or were just not actioned at all. I guess that's OpSnap been binned, again. @roadcc.bsky.social

Wouldn't be surprised if, at some point, a British Rail narrowboat actually existed... @doublearrow64.bsky.social

"We have to be populist xenophobes in case the populist xenophobes get in and do populist xenophobic things."

This is as bad as anything proposed by Reform. Leaving refugees in permanent limbo and unable to build a new life in the UK would be a complete abdication of our humanitarian responsibilities www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Gronk on a low loader at Tyseley 🐾

Beat the double yellow lines with this one cool trick...

But yeah, enjoy your £3,750 EV grant for weekend drives… in the Surrey Hills. ☺️

“Cycle to Work should be about helping ordinary commuters switch to greener travel, not giving tax breaks to high earners buying £4,000 e-bikes for weekend rides in the Surrey Hills”. To the contrary, £4k can get a young family out of a car and onto a cargo bike in a cycle lane.

Worth remembering that freezing fuel duty, which could well happen again, costs about 30x more than the cycle to work scheme per year.

India: 67th poorest country in the world UK: 160th poorest country in the world India: 100% rail electrification is affordable, and we have achieved this in 2025 UK: anything more than 39% electrification is unaffordable, and we will never achieve 100%

Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.

Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week

A politician resistant to the call that Something Must Be Done, that’s a rare sight

If only we could have public spaces that didn't spend a sizeable proportion of the year full of tat...

Looks like Maccabi have saved the UK government from the spectacle of somehow overturning an expert public safety assessment. Either politicians make public safety at sports stadiums an absolute priority or they do not. #AVFC

The whole British government and media loves Maccabi Tel Aviv fans! The far right football fans that love to cause violence! *5 minutes later* We regret to inform you the Maccabi Tel Aviv fans are far right and have caused violence

Maccabi Tel Aviv’s derby against Hapoel cancelled tonight in Israel’s league after riots in & around the stadium, leading to injuries. Yeah, maybe the safety committee and West Midlands Police got it right?

If you’d said last week that the cops advising bans on notoriously violent and riotous away football fans was either a racist insult or an official conspiracy with Islamists, people would’ve thought you were a fucking crackpot. And they would’ve been 100% correct.

Heartlands Hospital is an absolute nightmare to get to and just as bad to navigate inside, but I do enjoy the treasure hunt style instructions you can pick up at the main entrance. Really good idea, actually.

absolutely harrowing stuff

MPs are so overexcited they’ve forgotten they’re literally talking about the police service www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I do wish Starmer would stop undermining the local authorities, who he'd be the first to lay into should anything go wrong. A simple "we don't comment on police operational matters" would do. This entire government has been a bunny caught in the headlights.