Afternoon. #WBA #WomensFACup

Going to a gig in Camden next week and thought I might get there earlier and see a film or something rather than deal with the M1 at tea-time. Changed my mind when the Odeon site asked me to log in before it would show me an actual ticket price.

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Uhm, so what's a 'Savilista' and why has @fasterfizzier.bsky.social put me in it?

The most pointless of pointless by-elections with the all-outs due in a few months. I wonder what the turnout was—I certainly couldn't be bothered.

What's it like inside your head?

The font choice

Evening. #WBA #FAWNL

I hate to be a killjoy but letting fireworks off in our tiny front yard, right underneath my window and stinking the place out with smoke, is a bit stupid. And rude. And dangerous. There's a big back garden they can use that's a lot safer. Or better yet go to a professional display.

The snobs in the replies and quotes mortally offended that classical music concerts could even dare be more accessible to riff raff who didn't come out of the womb humming Kalinnikov.

It's DNS (that's where it is).

Coming at this from the other side, there was a girl I liked and was going to ask out next time I saw her. So I turn up and she introduces me to her new boyfriend, who was a dead ringer for Owen Wilson. It's been nearly twenty years and I still cannot stand the sight of him.

Afternoon. Damp out. #WBA

Tia Carrere's got chops tbf.

LOL. Somebody's been searching their name in this thread. There's absolutely zero chance of @zackpolanski.bsky.social getting my support while GPEW is associated with Jenny Jones.

Mikey Johnston with a thunderbastard there. #WBA

I do wish Starmer would stop undermining the local authorities, who he'd be the first to lay into should anything go wrong. A simple "we don't comment on police operational matters" would do. This entire government has been a bunny caught in the headlights.

Fascinating stuff this. I'm sure it'll draw out all the dickheads when the programme airs.

Spent the afternoon at the football seeing the Albion win, then down Half Penny Farm with the parents to meet my brother and his new girlfriend over a carvery and a couple of drinks. Been a nice day. Little bit sad though there's nobody to do me a cup of tea when I get home.

Afternoon. #WBA #FAWNL #FAWNLCup

Is this still a thing? I've got these performative clowns on the same page as the roundabout botherers.

Unsolicited picks pic.

Darwin's greatest achievement was his line of sticky plastic car badges that resembled fish with legs. I reckon he made a fortune from that.

Shoutout to my daughter, who realised on a car journey that she’d accidentally connected to the Spotify jam of the BMW in front of us, and proceeded to queue up Witch Doctor by Cartoons on repeat for 15 miles. And yes, I stayed close to him so he couldn’t change it. Sorry not sorry, James.

Heard a story once of a bloke approached by an American at Marylebone who wanted to know which platform they needed for the train to "Higguh Whycombi".

Sometimes you think 'oh it can't really be that bad can it' and then you click on the link and it turns out it is exactly that bad www.bbc.com/news/article...

Top tier bait. No notes. Hooked an absolute whopper.

Accept - Balls To The Wall

Odd. I'd have thought there'd be more than that keen to see the back of me.

Afternoon. Daaaaarby. #WBA #FAWNL

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Show us the last four albums you listened to.

That didn't take long. It was 'only' Discord this time but remember Antonia Dunce and Peter Kyle are "comfortable" with your IDs and sensitive logins being leaked.

Jamie Redknapp and Alan Sugar is the kind of fight I'd happily pay to watch both lose.

Destroy this nonsense.

I got a notification at the exact moment 66,000 volts earthed themselves through little Jimmy. Electrocution sounds like a bicycle bell.

'Tom Wagner says lower-league clubs "should not take too much" from top Premier League sides.' Without the foundations of the pyramid and grassroots to support it there's no elite; no game—only a husk. Bluenoses will come to regret vultures like Brady and Wagner sucking the soul out of that club.

A neighbour stopped me outside to talk. Sounds like he's having a hard time. He did the 'immigrants in small boats living in 5* hotels' thing. Gently explained to him why desperate people are being trafficked on boats and why they're being put up in hotels. Seems I'm "a billion per cent" right. 🤷‍♂️

Knighthead Town jammy there, stealing a draw. Bought League One for £200K per point; still can't beat Wednesday's rump team that hasn't even been paid this month.

Things swelling and causing, uhm, painful entrapment is a comedy as old as time itself. So why would you make and sell, or choose to wear what is potentially a lethal incendiary device with no means of emergency release?

Ooh, highlights! I offered to do it if the club gave me the footage but if they're going to make a habit of doing it themselves that's just fine. #WBA

"Heathrow, it's me, I'm Cathay"

Afternoon. #WBA #FAWNL #FAWNLCup

So, the Vile won the Cup, it gets nicked on their watch and their ex-player wins the contract to make a new one. Shenanigans. Big, wet, selkie shenanigans.

Ha. Just seen the dogheads's result. Even when Spurs are being Spursy they can't win.

The natural consequence of a weak and ineffective ICO allowing consent or pay to undermine the right to privacy.

How do you reliably assess reading ability? I was always a strong reader. Never a problem for me. What I hated—*loathed*—was being made to read out loud, either to the class or to the teacher. Such a stupid way of making nervous kids even more self-conscious in a needlessly pressured environment.

Play Price in you knob, oh look you've wasted it n oh what a goal! #WBA

My message to Keir Starmer:

Apropos of nothing at all, twenty years ago I went on a couple of shit dates with someone who was scared of escalators and, moping around the Bullring, we had to go all the way over to the lifts to plod all the way back. Also appropos of nothing they were still showing this in the late-Eighties.