Far too many online idiots commenting to show they haven't got a clue what laws are or what things are, but the BBC of course deliberately framing them as e-bikes and not illegal motor vehicles absolutely enables them. No interest at all in educating people. They produce only ragebait.

Jonathan Morgan manages to reveal himself as a malignant shit every time he opens his gob.

LOL. Thank fuck for that. Night night.

Keeper should have gone for that. Covering defender was nowhere.

It's ok. King of Manchester only has to stuff a brown envelope thick enough if we get through and Johnny FIFA will suspend it. They've set the precedent now.

Congratulations on ordering football. It will be delivered to: home. The fulfilment company is: Evri.

Mexico have lost their yeds.

LOL. Neymar shit talking the keeper. You're going home matey.

Two man team. Heggem keeps them out and the freak Haaland scores them.

The fuck is this? My practice introduced an "AI" receptionist a while ago to answer the phones. It lasted a week before they turned it off because it was shit and nobody liked it. Better be able to turn this shit off. The only entity I want reading my triage form is the doctor.

Lisa Nandy, surprised by this news, begins focus grouping furiously to see where the votes lie before deciding on her firm principles.

Magnificent.

LOLdafone and LMAOpenreach amirite. OR dug a trench in the opposite place they were meant to, put a second box that isn't connected to me on the other side of the wall, marked it job done and deactivated my copper line. VF said someone will call Monday but until then sorry and tough luck. Foomin.

I ordered an upgrade to full fibre broadband in April, and between them Vodafone and Openreach have completely fucked it up. They did the internal work and today the street civils, except they've missed the bit in the middle but gone ahead and shut my copper line down anyway. Incompetent twats.

The correct North/South/Midlands map. One hundred per cent correct and no correspondence will be entered into.

Some lovely football here. Albion's number 9 is a serious talent. Think that's two years running we've won the Disability FA Cup – Blind. #WBA

My lovely little ukulele group had someone in from the BBC filming us after our Instagram viral. So *of course* I, being the only amplified – therefore loudest – person in the room, dropped so many clams I could have opened a seafood bar.

The Captain and Sprocket would be disappointed.

If your women's team is no more than a luxury, a nice-to-have only when things are going well, you have no business being a professional football club.

Cynical fuckers. Hope they go bust.

Nopasi.

lol

I've got a bent 2p somewhere that says the author of this piece has just been prosecuted, or received a Notice of Intended Prosecution, for driving offences based on camera footage.

Nowhere near enough. Disband the club, sell the ground to Winson Green Prison, make them play in the Birmingham & District and deduct 10 points from Knighthead Town for good measure.

Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.

I'm putting myself 100% behind these. To push them off the pavement and under an artic.

Riveted mate.

This game is Sunday League. Headless chickens everywhere. #RSACAN

I first noticed this with Ghostbusters. They all said it was about ruining the 'legacy' of the original films but it was so obviously "where's the bloke? Go get the bloke." Anyway. Someone come and take this old 1980s dork to see Supergirl and Masters of the Universe.

Calling shenanigans on that Algeria v Austria result. Puts a convenient end to the Iranian Problem.

I have yet to find anyone in London who wants these self-driving cars on our streets. What value do they bring, what user need?

Time for Scotland's summer hols.

Just saw an ad for a tour called Roar of the Roses. Not my thing but it seems like a misrepresentation when none of the gigs are being played near the battle sites.

Odd* to see Tipton Bantz, in the middle of a severe heatwave brought by climate change not insignificantly contributed to by traffic, advocating more car building while minimising the urgency of net zero policy. Never seen them talk about making it easy to leave the car at home. * Totally on brand

John McGinn dreaming of his summer hols.

This game's got Ecuador's coach climbing the walls.

You've battled your last beast.

I've got a hospital appointment coming up. It's far cheaper to hire a Limebike at a quid each way than the bus or to pay for parking. Trouble is you can't dock a bike anywhere near the hospital or the rail station. You practically have to carry on past into Harborne and walk ages back.

Quote this with a song you have on repeat: (yes, still)

This is fun. Not so much leaning into Deep Purple as stealing their lunch money.

Getting out the shower in this weather is precisely 57 point three seconds of feeling fresh before returning to the ambient state of sweaty mush.

Belated happy annniversary Ed and Barney.

Kane unable.

Everyone sharing screenshots of the Nazi bedroom and each time I'm wondering why the Mysterons are interested.

I rarely go out so I've only been to Cherry Reds once but I had a nice time in there. Glad to see them chucking out the extreme right.

Albion Women really pushing the interim head coach appointment while Shev goes on maternity leave. Lots of coaching experience but hasn't managed. Won't have any complaints if he hands back the reins with us in a better position than where he found us.

Lionel Missi.