I bet you could “A Christmas Carol” Trump into hysterics without a whole lot of effort. A good Epstein impersonator for the ghost of Christmas past would leave Christmas present and future with little to do.

Five mins on online and I can hear my heart beating in my ears again

Has that Vichy-esque asshole McBride come out in support of this yet or

It’s a good time to be a person whose favourite game attribute is “roguelike.” Clover Pit is fantastic

JFC apple what have you done to the iPhone keyboard?? Bad enough the new hard to see transparent UI released just as I had vision loss hit but this keyboard produces gibberish as a rule

More people should be talking about this.

The last week has really made me ruminate on just how far off course my life has gotten

Sony my brain exploded and tried to kill me the other day. Please give me a Bloodborne remaster or sequel before it finishes the job #makeAWish

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Prepping my clown makeup for the bloodborne announcement

So I had some bleeding in my brain last night that caused some damage to the part of it responsible for processing faces. Everyone has low-medium key Picasso face now… except photos of Graham Linehan who has somehow had is his head miraculously unfucked! Its a miracle!

Pretty sure I’ve had a stroke. Came immediately to the hospital. I’ve been here more than two hours and I’ve yet to be seen. If I die please toss my body directly on the steps of the Quebec legislature.

Unless kimmell comes out spitting fire and being a pain in his management’s side indefinitely I’ll hold my excitement

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

Fired up the new Godot 4.5 on the new pc and tried loading my game for the first time and… other than a small issue with file loading and maybe some superficial shader issues seems like everything still works ?

none of my posts have been as mean as this painting is

Brutal little poem by Jasmine Mans

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Did they ever? One of my fav places when I lived there was a solid C. We knew the risks lol

Careful Ottawa friends - convoy barnacle dipshits marching around in a limp anti-trans protest.

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

How can a doctor be an hour behind schedule come mid morning. I do not understand are they still in bed

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

What’s the one artist form which you’re convinced you could produce an album-length mix tape featuring their most representative works (not necessarily their most popular) that could win over just about virgin listener? Give me an hour and I’ll make you weepy listening to The Watchmen

Resting heart rate of 90 while I’m trying desperately to just fall the fuck to sleep makes me think I’m fighting two clocks at the moment

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

I can’t with this tony soprano-sounding cat omg she snores louder than I do

Oh come the fuck on

That is all he said?? JFC

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score. Relatively unknown sequel/spinoff to The Fugitive that has what is probably my favourite plane crash on film (plus a great chase film in general which I’m a sucker for.)

Must be nice to not have a fuckin job

Jesus Christ. A standing ovation — from Liberals too — for Charlie Kirk in the Canadian House of Commons. You can (and should) oppose political violence without doing all this, you know.

wow

I been in bed sleeping off a sickness since mid day Saturday. Lovely delirium, coughing up internal organs, fever, the whole shebang. I’ve spent most of that time with Columbo playing in the background and lemme tell you that makes for some weird fever dreaming

John Doe. That cliffhanger still kills me (yes I know about the comic.)

This is cut like a wrestling promo. WTF. These people have a sickness

Paging Judith Butler to the pink and blue courtesy phone. I know that Everything Is Gender, but Pumpkin Spice Dude Wipes might be the most confusingly gendered thing I've seen in a while.

I’ve been paying for a mastodon server for yharnam.singles for a minute now but maybe it’s time I flip that to an AP server.

TLDR we’re afraid of those monsters who’re out there actually shooting people and you queermos are just gonna have to go elsewhere

With the exception of proper winter boots and the occasional attempt at 8 hole variants I’ve been living in 16 hole docs for the better part of 30 years. I’ve gone through exactly 2 pairs. My current ones are near the end and it occurs to me that after I replace them I may never need to do so again

LMAO

It's crazy how someone will build the lifeblood of their fandom on the backs of queer people and then call a man "incredible" who advocated for stoning them to death. Guess Chenoweth didn't need to get into character playing an empty headed fascist all those years.

I'm 70. It's that stupid frog the bigots have cooped to be their symbol. My symbols all eat frogs for lunch...

Classic Nightreign game with randos: solo chase down the sentient pest invasion while the two level 8 teammates die repeatedly to a black blade kindred whilst losing levels to the pest bugs. They both quit the moment I beat the pest. Months in and this game is still torture with randos

Oh, hey, I did this interview with @oncreativewriting.bsky.social! I promised to be at my most sedate and diplomatic.