YOU SHALL NOT MPASI

The first star of the game La première étoile Right post poteau droit

Really not looking forward to installing the app that controls the new ceiling fan I'm installed in our bedroom

The extra E is for Encompetence

Improv at the industrial hospital kitchen: Yes, bland

Improv at the endocrinologist: Yes, glands

Improv at the niche burlesque show: Yes, Fans

Sounds like there's an unrealized market for pre-show parking lot enema kits.

There's a recent trend on my lake of people building "Dock Boats", where they kit up detachable sections of floating dock with railings and a small outboard motor and occasionally a pontoon boat awning and putt around the lake.

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Idly wondering if I can build some sort of pneumatic tube beer delivery system to get beers from the cottage down to the lakefront.

You've Powdered your last Blues

The dog has spotted a sunfish next to the dock

Hey @sluggodoug.bsky.social , was rummaging through old CDs and came across Fishbone Truth & Sole and realized that 1st wave doesn't play them all that often (if at all). Is this a correctable oversight?

When I was writing prototype software for use in hospitals, we had to put in an "in case of emergency, break glass" feature for accessing personal data. Hospital staff could access it, but it was flagged for review and reports were created and admin would follow up on every instance of it's use

Ok people, let's get on this. Some sort of BurgerTime/Miner 2049er deal where you have to traverse the entirety of the pool surface; collecting epoxy flakes, and saving ducklings while avoiding the National Guard. Maybe you can huck algae or subway subs to temporarily disable your pursuers.

So, I was watching Game changer shorts and the algorithm segued into stand up comedy bits. Then it was gay dudes doing stand-up comedy bits.

Me, visiting the reflecting pool

Soylent green is people!!

La la la-la-la la La la-la-la-- *Loud 18 Wheeler Horn* *Wet muffled screams* *deep, frantic panting* Are? Are we there yet Papa Smurf? Papa Smurf? PAPA SMURF!!!?

I'm not sure if I've done something horrible or awesome as a person for the algorithm to cough up this little gem of a recipe*, but I'm passing on the love (or curse, you decide) *Being Canadian, I'd need to Ceasar these up with Clamato

Look, I likes me some sauerkraut. I'll eat it straight out of the jar sometimes. Even make it occasionally. But I'm not at the "randomly carry around a ziplock of loosy sauerkraut" stage. If I do reach that stage, someone take out behind the woodshed and put me out of my misery.

Huh. Turns out I should start listening to The War On Drugs

hey dipshit i poisoned the plums that were in the icebox enjoy the diarrhea motherfucker

Hamburgler is branching out to cybercrime

I'm assuming those things you're feeling will mostly be shame and embarrassment

I think you meant Casserole

name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Li...

My man looking like a Vin Diesel impersonator's three day old bloated river corpse

#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU All known copies of the movie Argo must be destroyed by Ben Affleck specifically

The invisible hand of the market?

I did a thing today live.ilo.org/event/plenar...

Our national bird is now that guy from Space Harrier

A bit of both. it's the popcorn people from those Scotiabank/Cineplex ads, but they will fuck you up.

When the ADHD meds wear off and your fucking famished

Attn: @littlemxsurly.yharnam.singles

Granny got back

Ottawa, will you accept this challenge?

He was all Lean, no Cuisine

Sad face.

My ass off, tbh

He was all slap, no tickle

She was all hanky, no panky

She was all jiggery, no pokery

He was all Funk, no Wagnells

Not sitcoms, but kids shows: The non-existent parents of Max & Ruby who routinely abandoned their Toddler and 5 year old for hours at a time. Dishonourable mention goes to the shitbag deadbeat father from Dino Dan. The sudden abandonment of his family clearly caused his kids' psychotic breaks

What I wanted: A Scoobie Doo lunchbox What I got:

Also work, but at a coffee shop for some reason

So, I recently found out the Go-Gos have a song called Skidmarks on My Heart l, and first of all… Ew.