A 417/40 Finals for the Walter cup.

Bye bye Frost.

Well, there goes tonight's TV viewing plans

This game's been a real ref-you-suck-fest.

love to see our Jeff Leiper absolutely yelling at the shitty refs. 💯💯💯

My 16yo wants to make a sign for tomorrow's Charge game based on this episode of Tinga Tales, but is afraid it's too niche.

Big "We did 20 takes and THAT was the best one" energy going on here

Someone should tally up the percentage of PWHL regulation time that's spent with an abandoned stick on the ice

I love me some kids in the nosebleeds losing their shit cause they made it on the Jumbotron

Go charge go

Trying to get ALL the groceries from the car in one trip

The weekly ADHD ritual of running the recycling you didn't put out last night across the street to your neighbour's place right after the garbage truck drives past your house

2026 census form arrived. We can now be encensed.

Squeeeeee!

Her tho

I dislike that scrunchie

laroque you like a hurricane

ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring

Ok. Highest possible score in Google solitaire hard mode: 945 I can retire from the game now.

Sitting directly across from someone in the Nordic spa temperate pool

This man not only knows what crayons taste like, he has brand preferences.

ha Hallmark comes to Hintonburg

Name it Jorts. Bring it into work. One of your coworkers will take care* of it. *Butter it and/or try to make it escape trash bins

Apparently my mustard is happy to see me *Insert Grey Poupon joke here*

At the CIG alumni Homecoming show. Tonight is the 49th annual National finals. If you've ever played, consider filling out the Alumni survey at improv.ca

He's been sentenced to 7 years of al-denteured servitude.

I woke up missing my limbs

Winnipeggers will be devastated

74.5% genuine personhood apparently.

Standing in line to pick up prescriptions behind a guy whose last name is spelled N I G R O. That, my friends, is a load-bearing letter I.

It's the dog's little "Wait. Lemme get a toy to show you" manoeuvre that makes this interaction

I think I'll have the … Ummm… *Stands up & raises cutlery roll over my head* Moooooons Overrrrrrrr *Thunder & Lightning* MYYYY HAAAAAAAMMMMMMYYYYY

Hey chat. Who follows me and is going to see Cake in Toronto May 28? I think we need to start coordinating

Per my last RT: "Remorse shaped phrases" is a perfect term.

This is a thing I've had to deal with a lot, people will say about a guy I reported on "oh well at least he apologized." In all cases, the guy Did. Not. Apologize. Sometimes they've used what I call "remorse-shaped phrases" that are not & never were actual apologies. Which seem to always get a pass🙃

serena’s got us

Look at that beefy arm? Some people wouldn’t know majesty if it bit them in the face.

Happy Egg Management Fee Day to all the parents out there.

Happy Easter!

Can we start a go-fund-me to pay for better PWHL officiating? #gochargego

At the CTC arena takeover with Ottawa Charge vs Montreal Victoire. These seats are not too shabby, I must say.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

*Looks at date.* More like FIB New-Lies , amiright.

One of my favourite games, as Lego. beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

Hey kid, this is all you ever need to know

Flying to Winnipeg in a middle seat, but I'm solo in the row. #blessed

Harbingers of the bok-bok-bocalypse