I'm like an animorph! Except I just turn into an older, more pathetic, version of my 25 year old self. And there's no going back.

Hey Ottawa pals, I’m going to be on a kickass panel talking about international human rights tomorrow and you should come www.heathermcpherson.ca/ottawa_town_...

Sure it's only 28 days long, but with wind chill, it feels like 36

@arieltroster.com your snow depth measurement system is catching on

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In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!

Obligatory Charge game selfie featuring my new Charge earrings and the Brianne Jenner bobblehead they were giving away tonight. Let’s go!

I will say, with the frigid temps in Ottawa today, the borbs are extra borby. Not only that, many birbs have fluffed right up to full on borb-mode. Cardinals included.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Brexit was about "sovereignty" apparently

Not a butt plug per se…

She said she only likes men like she likes her tomato sauce…

In light of the new US food pyramid, post your most dubious sponsored wellness idea. I'll start Hey snorers. Looking to change things up in the bedroom? Add some Crystal Light™ zero calorie FlavorBoost® drops to your CPAP water and enjoy fun-filled tropical adventures as you dream!

For anyone who hasn't already, I highly recommend checking out a National Lacrosse League game. Go Black Bears Go.

It's @offhandremarks.bsky.social birthday. We surprised her with "dates". One kid is taking her pottery painting and the other opted for axe throwing. Me; a one year pass to the GCTC. We just had her favourite meal – fondu – and will now hold court at a local brew pub with any and all who join us

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That's a car. Just say it's the size of a fucking car.

The rhetorical beatings will continue until morale improves. And then for some time after. An insanely long thread of insults point at a very deserving beef wit.

I don't know if it ever played on MTV, but it had frequent air time in the early days of Much Music

Ok 2026. This is a good way to start.

News Eaglets: Have yourself a very happy new year. And remember to pace your reconciliation in 2026.

'I got yer means of production Right heah!' *Firmly seizes my 'means of production'*

Let me add my voice to the growing corus of 'Well, Sheeeeeiiiiiiiit' responses to this sad news

There was one in there made from banana peels that was supposed to taste like rainbows are talking to you... But the one kid in my high school who got his hands on the cookbook was too chicken to try making anything in it

1) take a giant babybel you received in your stocking this year 2) remove it from the wax, lightly coat in mayo and breadcrumbs (not shown) 3) make babybel wax art while you wait for it to… 4) air-fry for 20 minutes 5) serve with leftover cranberry sauce and toasted naan bread wedges

Gas Station Santa

Only the finest of gas station wines shall be paired with

Tired: watch bag of dicks Wired: eat a baker's dozen of dicks

Making "Fa la la la lattes". Whooooo baby. Eggnog froths up real well.

This was clearly written by someone who's never met a Canada Goose.

I'm super behind on Christmas shopping and I already gave my kids tire pressure gauges last year

Canadians using the new Find Friends feature

I'm wondering if @paulbadertscher.bsky.social has any opinions about a certain spelling controversy...

This was me learning how to fix my hot water tank. Found this amazing video that walked me through how to fix the tank; showed me what I'd done to break it in the first place; and some nifty info on how the thermostat works. Checked out the poster's other videos and BAM! Maga Hat central.

We've gone to see this movie in a theatre

Impromptu trip to Winnipeg because @offhandremarks.bsky.social needs to bump up her air mileage to get that next travel rewards tier. Anyone need anything while we're there?

Nobody sleeps anymore Or Plants stop growing

Decorated the tree tonight. Made sure the knuckle tattoos of Christmas ornaments were included. /BCC @allcaps.bsky.social

She said she likes her men like she likes her cassette tapes…

I'd get out of doing so many things with this. "Hey Dad? can you drive me and my friends to the mall?" *Loud thud suddenly emanates from upstairs* "DAMNIT! Sorry guys. He nerve pinched himself. He'll be out for at least 30 minutes"

Prime Minister Mark Carney says his government will introduce clean drinking water legislation in the spring, delaying a bill that had been promised for this fall.

Feels like back-porch-is-a-beer-fridge season is coming to an end. All those that celebrate can join me in pouring out one last slushy one.

S'up @profanity.accountant?

The cologne that smells like the song "what is love" sounds.

Date night! With weapons!

They're trying though!!!! That's nice :)

Season 1 Ep. 6 (titled "Clean up in Isle Three") featured an epic battle in a Canadian Tire where the team used pilfered hockey gear to defeat a pack of Daemonosauruses. I'm not kidding. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeva...

Angela, can you… Angela. Look at the camara for five seconds. Please. I'm just trying to figure out the timer function on thi–

And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!

The three lapsing members will continue to play together; presumably under the name "Fuck you Kyle, you whiny little prick"