Impromptu trip to Winnipeg because @offhandremarks.bsky.social needs to bump up her air mileage to get that next travel rewards tier. Anyone need anything while we're there?

Nobody sleeps anymore Or Plants stop growing

Decorated the tree tonight. Made sure the knuckle tattoos of Christmas ornaments were included. /BCC @allcaps.bsky.social

She said she likes her men like she likes her cassette tapes…

I'd get out of doing so many things with this. "Hey Dad? can you drive me and my friends to the mall?" *Loud thud suddenly emanates from upstairs* "DAMNIT! Sorry guys. He nerve pinched himself. He'll be out for at least 30 minutes"

Prime Minister Mark Carney says his government will introduce clean drinking water legislation in the spring, delaying a bill that had been promised for this fall.

Feels like back-porch-is-a-beer-fridge season is coming to an end. All those that celebrate can join me in pouring out one last slushy one.

S'up @profanity.accountant?

The cologne that smells like the song "what is love" sounds.

Date night! With weapons!

They're trying though!!!! That's nice :)

Season 1 Ep. 6 (titled "Clean up in Isle Three") featured an epic battle in a Canadian Tire where the team used pilfered hockey gear to defeat a pack of Daemonosauruses. I'm not kidding. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeva...

Angela, can you… Angela. Look at the camara for five seconds. Please. I'm just trying to figure out the timer function on thi–

And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!

The three lapsing members will continue to play together; presumably under the name "Fuck you Kyle, you whiny little prick"

Aaaand, just like that, it snaps shut again. Now we're left with some dude grifting off shitty perv poetry

Now I want to see a weird The Wiz / Good Will Hunting mashup where a teenager tries to decipher the Boston accent and avoid eating too much chowder and/or Dunkin Donuts after blacking out from trying to navigate the Medford Supercollider

Between the Mamdani White House presser and this, I feel like a tiny fissure opened between realities to show us the future we were supposed to get.

“Your code is running in a maze of twisty little containers, all alike.”

*sitting bolt upright in the middle of a K-hole episode* SKI BOOOOOOOTS! BUT MAKE THEM BEDAZZLED

I really love how my CPAP machine has an App that gamifies my not ripping it off my face and throwing it into the sea.

An injury to one is an injury to all. Sending love and solidarity to trans folk in Alberta.

Hey Ottawa folx. If you're excited about this, you frequented your high school's student smoking section

10 Best make-ahead stuffing recipes for eating straight out of the pot over the sink

Papillon (1973 film) Directed by Franklin J. Schaffner Screenplay by Dalton Trumbo Lorenzo Semple Jr.

New parliamentary procedure: the usher of the black rod has to randomly poke at the curtains before every confidence vote to rustle out nincompoops. Also allowed to smash selfie drones out of the sky.

Ikea meatballs for everyone!

In honour of the Smarf rabbit hole I went down yesterday: Post one of your fave old school WTF internet videos/memes/what-have-you's Rather Good: We Like The Moon

This competitive "Drunk Uncle at your wedding" dance off is going hard. My money is on the blue guy

At some point, he's just going to come out and perform 'I'm a little teapot' and people are still going to pretend he has faculties

Baby boomers urged to continue being selfish pricks.

Mascot mosh pit

Well *THIS* sent me down a rabbit hole

I just remembered these things used to exist. Back when "Blowing a Bubba" was a more innocent endeavor.

"…it makes the whole sauna smell of sausage grease." You say that like it's a bad thing.

To anyone who still has a Big Shiny Tunes CD floating around somewhere; you may want to add these to your Christmas list

Giving our season's tickets a practice game warm up with @offhandremarks.bsky.social

They don't come in Queen size. Which, as I think things out to their logical conclusion, may be a good thing.

This is a way cooler (if messier and more expensive) method of dealing with fruit flies than Ikea plastic kids bowls filled with red vine vinegar & wrapped in toothpick perforated saran-wrap

"I'm still punk as fuck" I whisper to myself as I skim through the Getting to Know Your CPAP Machine pamphlet

"I'm still punk as fuck" I whisper to myself as I skim through the Getting to Know Your CPAP Machine pamphlet

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Feminist Theatre night at the GCTC!

"Everything reminds me of him"

Seeking a kickass feminist Canadian maker who might be able to produce (in quantities) custom earrings featuring the slogan below. Flexible on design and medium.

Someone needs to be taught a lesson in false equivalency and whataboutism using his face and a brick as teaching aids.

Didn't read the article, but assuming "A Muppet Christmas Carol" is on that list

Hey girl, are you the largest inland marine disaster to occur in the last 100 years? Because I really want to sink my Edmund Fitzgerald into your Lake Gitchegumee...