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I am never voting again

happy halloween ya filthy animals

fuck it I'm reviving this account

primary every democrat. every single one of them

oh, yeah, I went to my first pride event earlier this month and it was great

here it comes - another sleepless night, another writing! Xbox Ally and the ongoing handheld rivalry is inspiring #gaming #steam #linux #windows #xbox

I'll make a new account on this site once someone comes out with a Material You Bluesky client

God all of you really are just millennial children huh

It bears repeating that 5calls.org makes it incredibly easy to contact your reps. They give you the phone numbers, a script to read, and a run down of what is happening with each issue. I just called my senators in my pjs half awake and I'll probably do it some more later

wow twitter's breaking

if the democratic party wasn’t a gerontocracy this would have failed. gerry connelly staying in office til he died allowed this to pass. this is echoes of RBG not retiring. when will democrats fucking learn

Honestly, if you're still considering windows the line in the sand, the microsoft thing you won't boycott. Try it. I promise you, switching will suck at first. But eventually, you'll realize windows was hurting you, a tool for marketing and sales, not a tool for you. Take it back.

you can get 4 sig pieces of chicken, 2 sides, 2 biscuits, and a drink for $10.48 at popeyes if you order the big box, bring a pen to write the code from doing the back of receipt survey and immediately hand it to them big box = $6.99 survey 2pc + biscuit + large drink = $3.49

should I make a new account on here and start over?

using html to convey to you that i'm selling my 10,000 word furry fanfiction about the hot wolf for like $500

all of you white privileged middle class millennial khive and libs will come and say i'm wrong and an idiot because you truly do not care because you are not actually affected by whatever party is in power you just want to feel superior and smug over all of the minorities

Repost if you agree! #FundNPR #FundPBS #NeverTrump #Resist #Fundraise

Fuck you and your queue

Share if you agree! #FundNPR #FundPBS #NeverTrump #Resist #Fundraise

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This feels mean, but I knew that obviously Gerry Connolly couldn't do his job well while being 75 and suffering from a cancer that has a terrible prognosis. It was irresponsible for him to try to work in leadership in that condition. I'm glad he's stepping back now, but what a needless waste of time

I now have less interaction on Bluesky with 665 real followers than I do on Twitter with 524 followers of mixed origin.

The Pope died, Pete Hegseth got fired and Kanye admitted to gay incest. Entirely too much happening right now please stop.

I just woke up. I'm deleting Twitter

PSA FOR ARTISTS

My chud son woke me up at 9 asking me to take him to the dealer’s den. #LVFC

you'll never guess why

THEY'RE REMOVING DMS FROM TWITTER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd just like to interject for a second. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, LGBTQ+Linux...

They got laid off. Seeking employment, even in other countries, is a normal thing to do.

A citizens arrest is only valid when pursuing someone who is committing a felony in action and yet i cannot arrest the standing president while he commits multiple felonies across various degrees infact he's committed 37 felonies and yet we don't have to the power to arrest this system is ass

buying a mr. s leather pup hood through klarna and regressing into a pup headspace for the entirety of the trump administration

EVERYBODY PULL YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! #TheBanksAreOutOfMoney