Elon really is living proof that money can't buy you happiness beyond security in your living situation. Anything more than that is useless.

definitely ready for an IPO, go ahead and put all your money into OpenAI's sound business model what could go wrong

no way, that wasn't a crash, it was an unscheduled high velocity landing

ope there go the tornado sirens

what is this obnoxious bullshit

I propose trapping Musk with a swarm of screwflies in a sealed room

so do you think Musk has a bunker somewhere, because if (when) this fails an angry mob would make quick work of his many bodyguards bet he'd abandon his breeding compound and everyone in it

There is genuinely a double-standard here and it can't be unacknowledged anymore. Jeffries and Schumer and Gillibrand and everyone and their mom in leadership demanded repeatedly that Mamdani "reassure" Jewish voters but they can't even say a single word about Gottheimer et al smearing Hamawy?

This double-standard clearly exists and it would be nice for people to at least acknowledge it.

Isn't the scary bit meant to be the being stuck in endless identically bland rooms and corridors with no apparent way out? Like it's a fear of getting lost and swallowed up in the vast empty office spaces with weird sounds you can't identify.

Tiny kittens I'm trying to look after. The poor guy is going to pop if we can't get him to poop soon. Little nugget just can't catch a break.

So "Lucky", the underweight mobility-impaired 4-week-old kitten who was rejected by his mom is horribly constipated and is probably going to need X-rays and subQ fluids come Monday morning. Get to try Pedialyte, massage, PT exercises, and frequent stimulation for now. Yay. Poor baby.

of course the guy arguing with the horse also thinks Neuralink chips are going to be used for mass mind control in the near future

I wonder how many people one Mark Cuban could feed (not with his money :3)

So my roommate's mom is bringing up some kittens that were rescued from the feral colony near her place and one girl has serious rear leg mobility problems. Got to get the lil bubs to the vet still, but if she needs Real Vet Care would anyone be interested in pitching in return for...something?

lol so this is good, right crops this year gonna be good right

NPR, once again absolutely desperate to get their funding restored never gonna get it

Plain. White. Rice? Explaining pico de gallo? In *Chicago*? What? Why

Gee, the bloodthirsty, unstable, aggressive oaf who hates his job and needs to have his hand held through everything can't find staff willing to put up with his shit? You don't say.

I love this man. Helped teach me to pay attention to my surroundings to find the natives that seed themselves and try to grow if you let them. You'll find them if you don't mow them! Lawns are pure cancer. I hate them so much.

🚨 The NYT appears to have taken a great feature story written by my colleague at Bolts about a west Tennessee county & the VRA, & essentially rewritten it. (Same frame, similar hed, overlapping sources.) Without a single mention, credit, let alone the a hyperlink buried somewhere.

buttballs

oh god oh no why did my brain realize Kamala sounds like Micolash why

You know the bubble's set to burst once the finance magazines start openly admitting what everyone else picked up on a couple of years ago.

Aaron Rodericks doesn't want new BlueSky users to know that he's actually the head of T&A. True story.

Aaron Rodericks continues to act like the waste of carbon that he is. He could have laughed off people noticing the like as a silly accident that happens sometimes when you're paging through spam accounts, but he instead chose to have a years-long tantrum instead. He is manifestly unfit for T&S.

Aaron Rodericks is a petulant manchild. just a ridiculous waste of human flesh

"The fever will break" was their stance for years. Hell, it might even still be.

Hi there, everyone. I never thought I would personally need donations, but here we are. My roommates dog has a tumor and needs surgery. I love this dog quite a bit, so any donations would be greatly appreciated. www.gofundme.com/f/help-nala-...

think she's ever this considerate of warehouse workers who have coworkers drop dead on the job or people who live in neighborhoods where shootings or people who grew up with regular school shooter drills is it just for people who chose to attend an event with a fascist as the guest of honor

something has to Happen the moment I'm literally outside touching grass come ON

Anyone who’s like, “well, the timing here is suspect,” maybe just sit the fuck down. Please understand that for many survivors of abuse and misconduct, their preferred timing would be absolutely fucking NEVER. To read their altruism as opportunism is just so utterly gross (and inevitably wrong)

fucking awful how many BlueMAGA cultists flatly ignore how dismal rape prosecution rates are because detectives feel the same way they do about victims even Trump was never convicted. he was found civilly liable, a totally different and much lower standard of proof than a criminal conviction

It wouldn't be the collapse of empire without somebody getting dog walked in embarrassing fashion by a lesser rival during a totally avoidable military conflict. Many such cases.

this man's ridiculous haircut is right there to mock and they choose homophobia this is the same stupid asthetic James Somerton tried to cultivate and it's just as ridiculous looking on this guy why is this look a thing stop it

well we know he’s not a fan of lefties.

And tree plantings for shade next to the benches? Be still my heart. Wish we had those around here.

I miss you papa you sure picked a hell of a time to die

anyone have pet pictures and/or stories of goofballdom to share It's okay if not. it would just be really nice right now

Lmao are you kidding me, this is the headline you link, dawg what??

Did CBS even mention the Red Crescent itself was attacked by the US and Israel, or is everyone not in Israel just an NPC? www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260301-us-...

well shit my dad may have just killed himself by not listening to directions and refusing to use the call button the day before he was supposed to come home haaaaaaaaa what am I going to tell mom

Reminds me of this moment in a BBC documentary where a Kākāpō humps the presenter's head. They truly are noble and majestic creatures. 🫡

So my dad took a nasty fall down the stairs and ended up in a nursing home to recover Then refused to listen to instructions and got up on his own and kept falling Now he's got a brain bleed and is being transferred to the teaching hospital I don't know what to do

okay so yeah she's in all the toxic journalist group chats

yeah so people hate cowardly traitors engaged in sabotage than they do their open enemies for a good fucking reason