Andrew Thomas Jordan
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A man born in the 1940s that had a leg up from the business his father started has been making erratic decisions at his current job, baffling most of the population while a small but fervent group loudly supports him…It’s just insane that Jerry Jones can be trusted to run the Dallas Cowboys.
4 months ago
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The only way this could be funnier was if they actually found something that proved the president’s mere existence was making Americans unwell.
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6 days ago
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Ken Jennings
7 days ago
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Micah
7 days ago
look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
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sean kuhn
9 days ago
who calls the shots where you get your news?
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max tani
9 days ago
CBS News EIC Bari Weiss had concerns about the CECOT piece, I’m told. The network decided to hold the segment pending, among other things, comment or an interview with White House officials next year…
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Good news is there’s ads for about 10 different products to help with this that air during the game.
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9 days ago
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Derek Bodner
11 days ago
Sixers vs Knicks box at the half.
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Hilarious. No notes
13 days ago
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I’ll post it every damn week, I know when to change the channel when SVP starts talking about Bad Beat$. I have zero interest in your gambling shit.
15 days ago
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I am in an unnecessarily tight game with my bestie. We’re gonna be the 2nd and 3rd highest scoring teams of the week in a 14 team full IDP league
15 days ago
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Did the Thielen retiring segment become the Aaron Rodgers awe inspiring segment?
15 days ago
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Alright let’s head out
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15 days ago
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Always love seeing the Dolphins use a fullback
15 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
15 days ago
In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.
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McDaniels has some sick frames on
15 days ago
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17 days ago
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Hey that was cool
19 days ago
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Whole new meaning of ass to grass
19 days ago
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OMG A YAWN
19 days ago
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WHAT
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19 days ago
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Jon Bois
19 days ago
it's so cool that bijan robinson rolls with a whole crew of like 10 guys who dress exactly like him. they don't even do anything. what a life
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I don’t like the thing that presses start on the Nespresso
19 days ago
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The next Knives Out is going to be about the Seahawks defense
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21 days ago
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I mean look! They’re such good buds, surely he’s mentioned this before. They’ve probably had whole discussions about it!
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21 days ago
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Is anyone going to ask Goodell what he thinks the NFL should call its sport?
21 days ago
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Firing a single round that gets stuck in the Covid shield at the counter and getting tackled while I reach for the ramrod in my jacket
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21 days ago
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If the Dolphins make it into the playoffs and get lucky and rip off a win I feel like there’s no way they could move on from Mike and Tua in the offseason.
23 days ago
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Every time I see an X post here I feel better and better about leaving
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23 days ago
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Grudgie the Whale
23 days ago
“Kill all boats no matter where they are going or what they possess” isn’t a strategy, it’s just a killing spree
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Aaron Rupar
23 days ago
Freudian slip from Tom Cotton: "I think President Bush has every power under the Constitution to strike boats in international waters"
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It does not matter IF YOU’RE IN THEIR FUCKING FAMILY!!!
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23 days ago
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Jeff Betten
25 days ago
This came to me in a dream
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Katelyn Burns
24 days ago
This man did a photo opp of himself destroying homeless people's last possessions.
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Wait show me that fight
26 days ago
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David Montgomery has the stat line of an Ohio State running back
26 days ago
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Very rude!
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26 days ago
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Joe Rogan talking about AI being Jesus or something has got to be some of the saddest shit imaginable. How much hate is in your head that you have this complete thought?
26 days ago
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Ah Bad Beat$, the moment I know to change the channel and go to bed.
29 days ago
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Starbucks has to settle this union shit because I can’t keep going to Dunkin through the holidays.
29 days ago
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Just immediately making this about the OBJ catch was the 🤌🏻 perfect 🤌🏻 way to ruin the vibe after a cool play.
30 days ago
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Dying that Mariota to Burks was one of the best TD catches I’ve seen all year
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Believelander Says Trans Rights
about 1 month ago
Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
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AI SLOP
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about 1 month ago
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Real cherry on top is them not being aware that real artists ARE lifting each other up, but it’s against ai and the talentless dorks that rely on it.
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about 1 month ago
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Patrick Monahan
about 2 years ago
THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk! THE GRINCH:
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What I’m hearing is that two bubble teams should have a play-in game?
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about 1 month ago
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Starting an expansion team in The Association in 2K17
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Brandon Friedman
about 1 month ago
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
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Hey, I would also like to be real fucking lazy at work and try on a crawdad accent. Will the state of Louisiana give me $53 million?
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