I genuinely think the SportsCenter Not Top 10 has made people worse sports fans.

I’m like 60 ads away from actually buying the low sugar candy that Instagram keeps forcing down my feed. I’ve never felt so weak.

Wait woah it’s the fucking NBA playoffs?

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

No wonder he retired, Mr. Clean looks like shit here.

Found a book at my parents’ that appears to have been designed in a lab for bluesky

"all writers use AI" nope, get the entire fuck out of here with that

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

Did reading this list hit like a drug for anyone else?

So the Jets can offer Kyler a shit ton of money and turn things around in A DAY?

Ong he thinks it’s the same guy. Imagine being that dumb out in public on the tv!

I understand in some way why they want me and my children to die. I just can’t grasp why they want their own children to die too.

Get your kalshi on against the corrupt administration lol

I am both texting and emailing my boss simultaneously. Send more coffee

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

About to peak suburban dad, going to porch fridge some beer before a snowstorm.

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

heart goes out to Swiss goalie Andrea Brändli, who saved 84 of 86 shots she faced in the knockout rounds of the Olympic women's hockey tournament, but loses 2-1 in the semis to Canada after the Swiss were outshot 46-8

NFL franchise owners in the EPSTEIN e-mails & assorted docs Partial list: *Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots *Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants *Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins *Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings *Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons

Ha ha ha we’re all having so much fun talking about the NBA player with an ownership stake in a gambling website 😂

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

I honestly don’t know if jail is enough anymore

I just hate these people so much. The heartbreaking things they’re putting people through because they’re racist above all else.

I miss the slow walk through the team with the Lombardi Trophy

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

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Only time I’m gonna see “Super Bowl Champion” and a Jets jersey in the same image in my life.

It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

Can’t wait for Sir Mix-a-Lot to watch this game 🥹

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Best part of this entire thing is the big boy complaining about the new kickoff rules, which is by far the best change made to football in my lifetime.

I don’t even care, the run was cool.

Pick the flag up! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight

Diggs got absolutely tattooed there

Moses parting the Sea(hawks)

My god I didn’t even notice he caught that during the play

You did this, Bon Jovi

“It wasn’t that close to desperation time.” My guy have you been watching this game? Where were the points going to come from?

Like seriously, rewatch the Ring ad. It's worth outlawing and then breaking up Amazon. This is surveillance state technology the worst authoritarian dictatorships of the past always dreamed of.

Remember that kid going absolutely nuts over punting in the first Nickelodeon game? She had the right idea.

My heart believes in momentum but my brain knows it’s not real.

I’m seemingly in the minority of people enjoying this game. This defense is dominating their opponent and a running back is putting on a masterclass. Go watch the NBA All Star Game if you don’t want to see defense 🤷

Also the right answer was there the whole time

Give me a Switch 2 version of Red, Blue, and Yellow and I’m good.

Perfect spike

This fucking ROCKS