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I think it’s time to start posting pole and hole…

this five song pocket could’ve just been an EP and i’d still say it was the best rap record released last year.

This is art.

Breakfast is served 🍰

The president credits democracy superfan, Vladimir Putin, with the idea. Yes, really.

Greene’s agreement for her 2023 book should have been included after she reported receiving more than $178,000 in royalties, attorney Brett Kappel confirmed to Forbes.

I want a clear dildo so u can see how pretty and pink I got it arranged in there

Men be built like this and then saying “im celibate” 😖

I smell so good

I need to be stretched and loved on

Teasing @poison-boy.bsky.social's sensitive chest to get his blood flowing to the right place 😜🍆. Watch that huge cock bounce up and down as he gets hornier and hornier 🥵😏.

Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.

Checking in

Dive in. #TheGoonersHandbook

Former New York governor Andrew M. Cuomo said that he is running for New York mayor as an independent, weeks after he was soundly defeated in the Democratic primary by Zohran Mamdani.

Two hours since Cuomo’s team posted his pathetic video, and Zohran’s donation link response is ratioing it by a factor of 34 lol

post vacation slump

Reshare if you want the magic stick!

This the treatment I deserve rn 😣

Come take a sniff 🐽

P*dophile not a big word for Elmo

Good morning gays

HOLY CRAP!! A QAnon account with 55k followers on TS posted this video. Dems can’t take their foot off the gas with this. This will tear his base apart.

"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God." --U.S. founding father Thomas Jefferson

Nancy Mace gets wrecked by a community note

More than two dozen state and federal lawmakers took a 2½ hour tour of Alligator Alcatraz on Saturday, arranged by the office of Gov. Ron DeSantis (R). It came weeks after several Democratic state lawmakers were turned away at the gate.

I was given an ultimatum.

Hasan Piker meeting Mahmoud Kahlil today in NYC

There’s a #fcf waiting for you.

The scream I scrumped 💀💀

Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them ... based on their physical appearance."

for some reason grok is responding in first person from elon musks perspective lmfao

He’s always on the wrong side of history.

I miss having a human president.

I have seen this exact quote everywhere on right-wing social media & in interviews. So many of their views on whether the US should go to war for/with Israel is based off a passage in the Bible. US foreign policy in 2025 is based on something from the Bible. It’s a Holy War. bsky.app/profile/yash...

In a mood tonight 😌

this is gold 🤣. the political clarity is unmatched. i need the daily digest.

“We” are fighting a foreign war with zero consultation with or authorization from Congress, and no address to the nation other than Truth Social posts.

Goodnight baby

I'm sorry but this is so funny and typical of Cuomo.

*puts conspiracy hat on* I definitely do feel like the branding of latinos being the victims of ICE raids as intentional for this very reason - for everyone to say “better them than me”. Only to fuck around and find out no body is safe.