Murray County has a sound.

The live TV football options on the plane are Cowboys/Panthers or Browns/Steelers.

UGA is probably going to get the hell beat out of them by Ole Miss... But they beat Auburn!

🎶🎶 If you didn’t want a timeout CLAP YOUR HANDS If you didn’t want a timeout CLAP YOUR HANDS If you didn’t want a timeout And you want Hugh Freeze to stroke out If you didn’t want a timeout CLAP YOUR HANDS 🎶🎶

Is auburn's punter normally terrible?

Bunt skills test to decide it

Unsolicited dock pic

Ordered Hot Lemon Pepper wings in Maine. I have confused the bartender.

Returning to a place you have visited once, but with a 4-month-old, is a good way to see just how baby brained you were.

The person* who booked a car to pick me up at 630 in the morning is a real asshole. *It is me.

Stealing 4 in the 8th to win the first curling match of the season is a fun way to start the year.

This sucks.

Lil Earl calls Everything Bagels "Sprinkle Bagel" He likes it.

10:30 at night is too late for a duke game.

Billy finding a way to win and get fired would be funny.

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College football has become more professional... But it is still a game played by 18-...well now 27(?) year olds- the least consistent people on earth.

Everyone should know better than to have an open mic near Kirby.

Let's go... To the zoo.

If Sunderland does it, then Ruben is out- right?

The CFA by the DeKalb County Courthouse gets slammed during jury breaks.

Among the many problems right now, the GOP can't offer a compromise spending bill to the Dems even if they wanted to. The new policy that the President can unilaterally decide to ignore a funding mandate from Congress renders any promise illusory.

@socratesjohnson.bsky.social decided today was a good day for BBQ

Got an email announcing the retirement of a professor I TAd for. Oh he taught 25 years... wait, am I older now than he was when I was his TA?

How soon can he come coach OL?

The two genders?

Maybe stop giving receivers #11

My wings were delivered. I will eat them slowly and see if this holds.

The 12th man is air.

UGA/Bama isn't really a rivalry? Weird intro.

Ole Miss needs to have an All Gold Everything hype video.

Ole Miss had that snap timed

That WVU/Pitt result is going to look really weird at the end of the season, huh.

Obviously all we can take from this is Sunderland>Liverpool

It should be more difficult to storm the field.

Go for 2

Seeing UVA getting ready to storm early... Makes me want FSU to do it here.

That was bizarre.

Just unjammed a garbage disposal with the correct tool even. Done for the day.

god fucking dammit lock up your fucking guns don't leave your fucking guns loaded just don't have fucking guns motherfucker

Thought the falcons just did a dumb safety

Curse of Koo

Rigg getting his first EPL start!

The best D.J. QB is still Shockley.

That early whistle might become very important in this UF/Miami game.

Booked next summer's vacation. @the984.bsky.social we will have another shot to hang out.

We see you, Kornheiser...

Any of the lawyers on here do franchise stuff?

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