FT exclusive Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor discussed ways round restrictions on his making investments while an official UK trade representative and shared official documents from the role with Jeffrey Epstein, files released by the US Department of Justice show www.ft.com/content/6b2f...

I saw this charming montage of Naomi Osaka gently removing a butterfly that had landed on her face during a match but instead of simply appreciating what a lovely moment it was, my internet-poisoned brain whipsered "is this loss"

Terrifying pictures of acupuncture for 'smoking secession'. A PR emergency

Great pre-loved Tarot reading. Really looking forward to the rest of 1993

Claire-Louise Bennett's Big Kiss Bye Bye only £2.29 on kindle just now - I gave up on Check out 19 but I'm going in

The February full moon will arrive on the 1st, and is called the “full snow moon” or “storm moon” in reference to the weather that typically this period. ❄️🌕❄️ These photos I have taken of the snow moon in previous years in Ely, Cambridgeshire. #SnowMoon #FullMoon #StormMoon #TheFens

Drag me, David Attenborough 😭

Press coverage of the Ulez bomb would have been curtailed by the active court case

South Uist, 2019 #otd

Neatly quashing any doubts over the contemporary relevance of a research project about the Devil in British post-Enlightenment culture 👹 inscribingpandemonium.wordpress.com 👹

IDS absolutely off on one

Catherine O’Hara was so good in Waiting For Guffman. The way she drinks that wine at 0.30 & then we’re off… youtu.be/MsqHBexWD1w?...

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

I'm not prone to exaggeration but this is probably the biggest scoop I've ever been involved in Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files more to follow www.ft.com/content/c950...

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

Tuppence started fitting and was put down at midnight last night. We inherited her from my husband's aunt, no idea how old she was

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!

TEMU what have you done?

Hendrix's boudoir in Brook Street with a replica of his 'Dogbear'

Don't want to alarm anyone but a white orb has appeared in the sky over Essex, what can it be

BREAKING: Gregory Bovino announces he's defecting to Reform UK.

4yo: 'Can I go to school in my fleecy pyjamas today?' Me: 'No, not today.' 4yo: 'Do I have to wear my human form?' Me: 'Your uniform. That's right.'

Israel has located the remains of Ran Gvili in Gaza. There are now no Israeli hostages or human remains held in Gaza. After heavy US pressure on Israel, The Rafah crossing between Gaza and Egypt will reopen in days for travellers in both directions.

One of the things I think we ought to do a much better job teaching is just how polluted cities were before the environmental movement / Clean Air Act and equivalents. The Great London Smog killed 4000 people in London in 1952, and that was from burning coal in their houses! But it's forgotten.

Nearly replied to a take comparing Minneapolis to Derry

Even armed US law enforcement aren't a 'well-regulated' militia now.

Bunker on El Confital - in case Britain invaded Gran Canaria during WW2, according to the sign. Would the UK not have been a bit busy?

Wild. Reform UK boss went to Davos on behalf of a firm from Iran and didn't declare it in Register of Interests

Greenland's Paddington taking him to invade heaven

ARTE

Virgin of the Pines in Teror with some of her 'trousseau' - sets of cape, dress and matching robe for Jesus

With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Barman like a young John Malkovich with tattoos

Well, wonder what it will be tomorrow? Or in few minutes given he has the attention span of a goldfish. So annoying that there's no need to explain who he is

‼️ Trump walks back tariff threat. That was fast

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

TRUMP: i could fight top cat. no other President is brave enough to fight top cat but I could, I would hit him in the face with the lid of his trash can. everyone would be cheering. thank you for killing Top Cat. we needed that to happen BBC NEWS: a thoughtful Trump muses on congressional power

buying shares in a company that sells little canadian flag patches for americans to stitch onto their backpacks

‘Could we just do that again? I lost the line’

Got yellow connections as 'decayed journalist essentials'

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

Carney starting to look very John le Mesurier. One for the kids there

imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago

A severe snowstorm on Russia’s Kamchatka Peninsula buried buildings and roads under massive snowdrifts, caused fatalities, and triggered a state of emergency with power outages, flight cancellations, and supply disruptions.

Dream about doing an MA in sound at Goldsmith's, which had never entered my head

In an unhinged letter to the Norwegian prime minister, Donald Trump falsely claimed that there are no documents indicating Denmark's claim to Greenland. In fact, the US signed a still-binding 1917 treaty with Denmark to certify that it would not challenge Danish control of Greenland.